Guys, I am in some royally deep shit. I need some advice on how to deal with this problem I now face. Will tell story if at least 3 people are interested in hearing it.
Here I go, god have mercy.
>be me, 4 days ago
>at party drinking a bit
>kind of a lightweight, so I'm 2/3 the way to being drunk
>see literal 10/10 qt redhead crush, best ass and tits ever, gorgeous smile
>stumble over to her and talk a bit
>she can tell im slightly drunk, but it's funny to her, i know that because she's blushing and giggling at all the shit i'm saying to her
>I start adding flirtatious comments into the mix, and she smiles and flirts back
>after about 5 minutes more of flirting, i ask if she wants to go upstairs with me
>she says yes and leads me up to a bedroom
>things get heated behind locked door, clothes come off, my head goes between her legs
>everything about her is perfect, even her pussy tasted amazing
>eating her out a little sloppy because tad bit drunk, but she enjoys it nonetheless
>she yells out "oh god anon, don't stop, im gonna cum!"
>suddenly, I feel a HUGE wave of nausea hit me
>try to pull head away from her to prevent puking on her, but it doesn't work
>vomit all over her pussy
>she screams louder than I've ever heard someone scream in my life
>30 seconds later, two guys kick open the door to see if she's in trouble
>they see her laid on the bed naked, my vomit all over her pussy and legs
>i look at them with a little vomit on my face and yell "I DIDN'T MEAN TO, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"
>the guys walk out of the room gagging, going on about how they're gonna be sick
>qt redhead covers her body in blanket from bed and runs out the room crying
Like I said, it's been four days, and I think she's told everyone, and she won't respond to my calls or texts. I'm never gonna have a chance with a girl again, am I guys?
life goes on op, if anything SHE is the one that is embarrassed... if anyone says anything be like yea her pussy tasted rotten i couldn't hold it in and alpha the situation out
but all in all, thats fucking hilarious
something seemed familiar around the middle there
Just own it. "Yeah I vomited on that chick, because I do crazy shit and give no fucks."
That's literally you're only move.
>I"m never gonna have a chance with a girl again
Not really. So long as a girl who knows the story knows you aren't crazy drunk when sex is in the picture, you've established you have enough value to attract a 10/10.
Not the greatest situation but ultimately, you're growing a legacy of a lady killer.
Well, if they don't it's because op is total fucking beta. I mean shit happens. if he has any sort of cool in him he can gain some respect if not, he's hopeless until he regains some street cred. Or just find a new set of friends.
Not so bad ... There was this girl back in my old school, total slut 5/10 but everyone just kept trying to fuck her and she loved it, even tried to get me to fuck her I was so drunk luckily her ex-boyfriend saved me.
One day she be sucking my friends dick goes to deep and throws up all over it, the whole school finds out and 2 weeks later she manages to end up in a threesome which somone managed to film it was on youporn for a while it got taken down and despite all this she manages to get a boyfriend who knows all of this and she cheated on him about 2 times in the same party with some guy by asking directions to the toilet atand him leading her off and her boyfriend is still with her ... dont worry OP you still have a chance
Just ignore everyone for now, let them talk shit and do your own thing alone. Eventually they little by little will come back to you when they see you're not a total loser everywhere else.
You sound like a true /b/ virgin. Any bitch offers it to you and you'll lap that shit up, no questions asked. Never occurred to you that they fuck around just as much as guys? Maybe some day you'll figure it out.
Fuck, thats hilarious.
You'll be fine OP. The story might spread through your social circle, but soon enough your name won't even come up. I'd have to think mostly guys will only tell it to other guys, unless they're real retarded.
Until then, don't act too ashamed. Just laugh it off, talk about how wasted you were.
Mate, the first step towards being an alpha or at least a Gamma ( Betas are shit ) it's to literally give zero fucks about things like these.
You would completely and i mean COMPLETELY wash your shame, by just talk to her seriously, telling her that you are sorry for what happened but it was not your fault.
The self confidence and the way you would aproach the situation would make her appreciate your determination.
It's just between you and her... not the others... Remember that at the end of the day, no one cares if you puked on a redhead's legs or you died by choking with your own cum.
Be confident about the accident... Unless you haven't thrown on her on purpose kek
>she screams louder than u ever heard someone scream.
If your not full of shit she should be thanking u. These guys that kicked the door open can vouch. don't be retarded and learn about your body, so that next time u don't shit yourself instead.