>Random creeper hits up female friend
>Friend shows me, gives him my number pretending it's hers
>I begin trolling, test waters
>Find out he's seriously insane
>Give him ultimatum that he needs to eat his own shit or I won't fuck him
>He fucking does it.
OP here.. I convinced him I'm really 15 and my parents took my phone so he'd stop blowing me up with his mental instability, but holy fucking shit.. What do /b/? This guy seems on the verge of suicide
Send him a picture of goatse and tell him you'll fuck him if he can replicate the picture accurately.
>mfw this dude shows up at your friend's house butt naked, covered head to toe in his own shit looking like a swamp monster
"I'VE COME FOR YOU PAIGE, NOW, BESTOW UPON ME, YOUR INDENTURED SHIT BABY, YOUR UNDYING LOVE. I HAVE DONE ALL THAT YOU HAVE ASKED, NOW PLEASE LOVE YOUR LITTLE SHIT CUCK"
good fuck I am high, thanks for the thread OP this is the best shenanigans i've seen on /b/ in a long minute
>you actually got someone to eat their own shit
You should feel like a fuckin champ
Hahahaha OP here. I do feel fairly fuckin accomplished. This shit eating pic is like a troll's trophy for me. Was losing my shit in a lecture while this all happened, but couldn't brag to anybody without looking like the sociopath that I am lmao. My friend (the girl he thinks I am) really wants me to stop though. She thinks that he's going to snap if I take this further
Lol idc about the thread dying. I just wanted to at least share this insanity somewhere, and i figured of all places, folks at /b/ would appreciate the fact that I convinced a retard to eat their own shit
This is honestly pretty depressing. Your friend is a cunt. That dude clearly is very mentally unstable and you're making light of his disability. Not to sound like a complete moralfag but you should just change your number and never speak to him again. You do understand that your making your friend a legit target right?
Hmm, now that I think about it, yeah that would be pretty fucked up if OP convinced this guy to kill his friend or something
OP, do this if you can, start sexting him, then show him it's been you the whole time. That way, you can continue to fuck with the guy, but if he goes mad, you'll be the target, not this innocent girl.
this. Your best friend (that you probably want to bone but never will since you're a betafag posting on /b/) is gonna get raped by an insane motherfucker who now has a skat fetish, thanks to you.
>I've been trolling for over a decade now
Dude, quit saying that troll shit. You sound like an autistic fag. You sound like that kid that says shit like "I've been hanging around /b/ for a long time now. I know how to hack and make memes. Only stuff you can learn in underground places like /b/. I'm an oldfag."
I'm not sure what constitutes fraud, but make him give you money through Paypal then start a Steam giveaway thread.
If there are legal problems, claim that you're transsexual and everyone will back the fuck off in fear of offending you.
>Makes 500k a month
>Eats own shit.
Anyone with any kind of developed sense of morality realized that OP is actually in the right. He's punishing a vile trespasser, a creeper. Guys like that deserve a mouthful of shit, as a moralfag myself I'd be more upset if this guy went his entire life without ever eating his own shit in a desperate bid to satisfy his male gaze.
His problems are not my problem. Ruin his life, kill him, torture him, doesn't matter, he deserves worse. Faggot's a ticking time bomb for rape/murder with no redeeming value.
>Just squeezing out baby after baby after baby...
if Paige is underage, you need to set up a meeting and hire stripper cops to pretend to be arresting him for pederasty.
actually .... this will make the guy a rapist..
when so close to a goal, getting fired up like that, cant wait to fuck hot willing girl and then nothing..
he will rape
Sorry this is all scattered and bits are cut off, but tried to get the good chunks
Holy fuck this is almost sad...almost.
even if it's not it's pretty entertaining
Just from your writing style i assume You are either underage or new to /b/.
Also there is no real way to confirm he even ate shit, he could have just put some brown substance on his teeth.
u make me feel two feet tall op. cool thread
wow, that is a long time trolling! i have been trolling for 2 years, i hope one day to be as talented as you in the trolling department. maybe we will meet on the youtube comments sometime, and troll some idiots. haha. god speed, troller.
Ok this is the last text before the whole "eat your shit" ultimatum begins that i posted earlier... I hope yall enjoy. I do it for the lulz. Summerfag since '08 baby
God damn, I'd let that man beat me into a coma
whoa there, i see you're trying to troll me. (don't ask how i know, just instinct after 2 years of trolling, haha) let me tell you something, kiddo...go fucking jump off a cliff. (don't be too offended by that, i don't really mean it, as you are a fellow /b/tard). i don't troll my own kind.
i like it...using disturbing images to try and sway me from replying. that's dark...never seen that one before, personally i love all that gore and disturbing stuff, so you can't sway me.
i am going to break my first rule, and troll you, because you clearly want to troll me.
fuck you you fucking faggot. go be an ass somewhere else, nobody loves you.
Please, some one save this for future generations.
tl;dr...i know what that means, fucker. i have been here for 2 years...it means too long; didn't read. are you trolling out of a textbook? because you're terrible. i know people who i could message to troll you right now. you'd be overwhelmed.
you have no idea the things I have
don't ask me why...it's a need
an itch that must be scratched
one that can only be filled by these images
OP here. Sorry again for how scattered the text screen shots have been, but yea fuckin LOL. I pissed myself 6 times talkin to this retard. I'm reluctant to post his full number, but idk... What does trips think?
he started it, i must finish it. it's in my code of honour. he thinks he's better than me at trolling...this cannot be let go. he's such a fucking faggot. help me troll him please? we need to stick together against the trolls who troll our own.
holy fucking shit
FYI mods will torpedo threads with dox, so make a chatroom if you're serious about fucking shit up
i remember being like this when i was a kid
don't worry you'll have social ability some day
Still not me, dickhead. A pic with her tits is earlier in the thread though, ctrl-f "dimplechan".
you are lost, my friend. i hope you take some trips off the better trollers. i have clearly hit a nerve, and i can promise you haven't hit one of mine, kid.
this doesn't concern you, fellow /b/rother. i know it isn't nice to see 2 /b/rothers fight and try to out troll each other, but it has to be done. it's a cold world.
this ain't big enough for the both of us..
draw, and i may decide to give you a pity reply if it's to my liking, otherwise i.... might get nasty with you. show mw what you've got
you're boring now, kid. my trolling skills are far above uncivil manure slinging. i bid you a good day, and i hope you realise how you're trolling your own, and that is unacceptable.
huh? i am old enough and have many friends. maybe you're trying to test my trolling skills? well, it won't work, i can't be bothered to try.
All I can read from him:
>I love you paige
>make baby paige
>will paige the paige?
>paige a paige paige
>paige paige paige paige
fuck it i already sent the message to him. you're fucked OP
good chances are you wouldn't have the phone or drive to troll this hard unless you were fucking that bitch
get murdered OP
Even at the sandbox you can't force someone to choke on sand without going to prison
There are people here who are mentally handicapped enough to get off of the leash though. Still, wild west my ass
Did you just come back from a year-long ban or something?
ok, no more replying to you, you monkey fucker. keep all those pics of monkeys to FAP too (that means masturbate, btw...)
i am not 15, and even if i was, who cares? i bet you're 18 and look down on younger people. many younger people have many smarts you cannot fathom.
i don't think i am ready for a full blown troll off with another /b/rother. it would be fun, though as it would be able to get me to test my skills. maybe some other time, and we can rate each others trolling abilities, help each other out. it'll be good practice.
Yes I do mastirbate everyone does even babbys
ehhh im a nice troll. i don't really like to be mean to people.
very casual as well but idk i might look into the gay niggers once i have some time on my hands. i heard that one guy got out of jail recently
i just do this for fun though