Hey amigos. Just got in touch with my ex. Back in freshman year we had sex and then broke up. Now she's a slut in college and complains how after taking her virginity years ago.. she wishes I was dead. Says, "anon, you suck compared to all the other times I had sex".
>was 16 when lost virginity with her
>finished inside her
>shes fat now and goes out with niggers
>I feel like a cut Jew now....
>somehow expects you to be a master at seX
The logic here is staggering. You get better with practice, and from the sound of it, she has been getting A LOT of practice.
there's really only one way to respond to insults to a man's penis:
TELL HER SHE'S GOTTEN FAT, THAT HER TITS ARE STILL TOO SMALL AND THAT SHE'S GOT A FUCKING UGLY NOSE
this will destroy her with selfdoubt and lead to her selfdestruction
Just answering your questions! :-)
Tell her you thought she was good in the sack. Follow up with but now that she's gotten fatter you'd love to find out if she actually gives good head. Then follow that with, btw, how come your tits are so small for a fatty?
Seriously. You know she feels bad about herself when she tells you out of the blue about "how bad you were." She's just trying to put you down to make herself feel better..
Its like the female version of the "I'm so hot so girls approach me and I'm dating a model now" BS.
Just tell her you don't care and ask why it matters so much to her if you two haven't even had sex since highschool. Laugh and tell her something must have happened to her other than getting fat if she feels the need to pull this shit.>>610670030
nobody can be this stupid. are you seriously biting this hard on what is some basic level manipulation? even a fucking retard can see she's clearly just trying to make you insecure and jealous, and you're dancing right along to it... fucking pathetic.
>You guys don't know the lvl of wtf I'm feeling
You're such a faggot OP. Man up and don't take her shit.
OP is an Ed MIlliband level omega.
FUCK YOU OP, turn that shit around, its so fucking easy faggot
listen OP, destroy her and in a few months or years you will be happy about it, SO TURN THAT SHIT AROUND
Just fucking stop OP. What is your goal because this shit is going nowhere, you're as childish as your ex. Send her a dick pic and leave it alone she'll wanna fuck after a day or two with the pic.
Honestly, you're a major faggot OP.
Just tell the bitch that "anyway past is past, I regret having sex with you as well. I should've waited instead of dumping my cum in a autistic slut who in the future became a fat ass with low self esteem that messages people to tell them how bad they are just so the slit can feel good about itself."
Apologize her and tell that you are a submissive and have a huge femdom-feet fetish and like to be humiliated and cuckolded.
That will stop her, you degenerate beta.
>lol captcha: my name.
OP, im here for you, but she gives a shit about you, she thinks she gained selfworth with fucking niggers and now shes on a niggerselfworthtrip and replies like a heartless whore, bc shes writing with her niggers right now. and you, fag, give her attention, for fuck sake
OP has micropenis.Is shit in bed and is butthurt.
Holy shit you posted all this on /b/.....
Lmao. Congratulations OP. You just got promoted to an executive position within Cuckold Industries. You're such an idiot for takin her bait. She's just trying to manipulate you to make you feel bad. Somewhere she's feeling good about her lies. Before you fell for it, she was the one hurting. Lmao again, welcome to Cuckold Industires. Welcome to the team!
>Trips? what a fucking faggot
>phone dying? what a fucking faggot
>Wifi and 4G? you know what I'm about to say
good one OP you almost rustled my jimmies... almost
>Don't listen to her, bro.
She looks to be a little too hungry for your attention. She probably still wants to fuck you, so her natural offensive attack as a woman is to try to annoy you by telling you she fucked all these guys.
>in my opinion, she probably hasn't had sex with anyone since you.
>she craves the d, most fat girls will take what they can get.
rolling with: Well you should give me another shot since my dick game has improved (post this with pic).
Did YOU enjoy the sex? You obviously did cause you busted your nut, so why do you care? She's only telling you this stuff to make herself feel better, she knows its making you feel like shit, do yourself a favor and block the bitch. You are wasting your time talking to her and you're only hurting your own feelings. Get in with your fucking life.
Roast that fucking Thot, tell her she wouldn't know if the whole track team was running through her loose ass pussy lol, then tell her your gonna block her fat ass. Adding that you've "moved on to better things and she should stop dwelling, it's so unbecoming" would be fucking perfection. There's the ammo, you got the trigger. Tell us how that goes lol
I always deliver. Wondering.. yeah dubs it is! Also..
>should I say this?
(this shit is obvioulsy fake, this is like a new level of cuck, not getting off at the fact that your gf/ex is fucking someone right in front of you. But the fact that you are getting off to her talk about fucking other guys. You are one pathetic mother fucker OP.
But if by some miracle this thread is real, which jesus christ I hope it isn't. Tell her, "Go fuck yourself you fat cunt" This would probably be the best start for someone as baka as you.
Don't post this shit OP , this ain't like you , just let her take whatever it is out on you walla! Go on with life. You are a truly good guy and the fucktardsherewho consider it as "cringe worthy" can fuck off .