I did them yesterday shithead. Brians gf leaves her cereal bowls and silverware covered in peanut butter there.
I had a kind bar for breakfast and ate lunch at work im not doing them again.
Dude you should have seen it.. before Jim and his girlfriend went to his room to fuck I drank lots of beers and asparagus so my piss was nice and smelly, and pissed all over his socks/underwear. It wreaked in there
Give me your money, if you bastards want to live!
Which one of you fuckin clowns pulled the old "here suck my dick, everyone does it, no that's not what gay means" bullshit fucking jedi mind trick?? I asked my mom this morning and she said you were a lying satan worshipping butt pirate. Some dickwad got me good with that last night, which one of you fags was it?
>implying we're not the shock-division
>WHO THE HELL EJACULATED ON EVERYTHING IN THE BATHROOM?
She keeps trying to show me her poetry and is always watching scrambled porn in the 2nd living room.
And she screams like a banshee when brian is fucking her its disgusting.
Btw i left my flip flops near the couch last night where the hell did they go....?
Who stapled this picture on my capn crunch box?
>ITT: lonely faggots living in one room studio apartments
>entire thread filled with conversations
Don't kid yourselves, no one here would actually talk to anyone, everyone would be locked in their rooms jerking off all day.
I love my new roomates.
>pic related its me on right
Who the FUCK put my shoes in the oven? God dammit Brian, you fucking asshole
Uyyy!!!! c; this game looks fun I played it on reddit before!!! xxXxDddddddDdd!!!1!11!
>I select to be busty blonde
"Hey boys how's it going?" xd?
Anyone wann roleplY????? xxDddDd?1?1?1?!11!!1
Me too since i just cut off my dick
Hey guys!!!!! Elliott here. Im your new roomie!!!!!!!! :))))))
*spoiled kid appears and starts wrecking the house, complains about gooey stuff on her hair*
Who keeps stuffing cum tissues between the sofa cushions?
yo i n mah bois is comin thru to chill cuz
Hey Roomies! I have a gaggle of virgin teenagers coming over, lets get this house clean.
By range you mean sorority right?
BLOCK THE DOORS JIM'S HOME FROM TOYS R US WITH MORE PONIES
Shi- lemme hide my dead white girl
Roommate 69 has entered the game.
Hiya fellers! Who wants to take this bird for a ride?
all of them, but if I had to choose, sakuya. or maybe marisa.
>you uncontrollably blast a load on her
>"aww, done already?" she asks, disappointed
>but you know how to get hard again
>"put on this clown makeup, red nose, and rainbow afro wig" you tell her
>she looks confused, but complies
>as you watch her, you get hard as diamonds
>once she's done, you flip her over on all fours
>"I'm going to put it in your ass now" you say as you hand her a horn
>"honk this with every thrust. it's important."