First person to roll a 29 names the bird.
I found this guy hopping around in my yard, and he couldn't fly.
He doesn't look injured, and I think his wings may be clipped, so i'm not sure if he is a wild bird or domesticated.
He's super sweet and doesn't bite at all, but I think he is wild.
After he is named, first person to roll doubles tells me what to do with him. (I will do it, as long as it does not hurt or kill the bird)
there has been a shocking amount of non-compliance lately. Punishment must be exatced
the first is the meme
the second is the bird species already identified in your post (tit mouse)
the 3rd is the fact that you could potentially get '29', and thus your recommendation for a name is actually "tits" or "gtfo"
im really high and went into your brain to pull this information out. also dubs
Wild birds don't usually bite. That bird looks young so it might take awhile to get used to flying. I find baby birds flapping on the ground in my yard all the time. I usually take them in for a few hours to rest and then release them.
anybody read scifi? The last 5 books I've read have been shit. What's good? Not terribly interested in a 7 book saga
Here is a closeup of the bird. Anyone know what species it might be?
First of all, I want you. I want you bad.
Secondly, if I get the 29, name the bird ABRAXAS.
Try these two. I quite liked them.
Europeon Starling is what you have there. I have one and its the chillest pet ever.
also name it Dicktits
Wtf is wrong with you retards? That bird is miserable as fuck. Birds are meant to fly in flocks not live in your neck beard bedroom
I like to watch birds while I sit on the porch and smoke. I routinely have visits from seven different cardinals, lots of titmice, purple finches, scarlet tanagers, a pair of downy woodpeckers, a pair of bluejays, a pair of mockingbirds, goldfinches, and three different white breasted nuthatches. I like the nuthatches the best. They just run up and down the tree almost defying gravity. They're pretty little bluebirds.
Those things can be pretty mean, and they eat a lot. They can demolish a suet brick in a day, whereas it takes nuthatches maybe a week to do that. I wish I could get rid of them. I don't want to shoot them, even if it is legal.
"If the Holocaust had actually happened, it would have been hilarious."
"If the Holocaust happened, it was hilarious."
I don't understand why people can't into conditional statements anymore.
In the wild they do take over other birds nests and destroy their eggs. they are also known to actually destroy the other birds eggs, lay their eggs in the nest, and then trick the other bird into feeding its young
but my starling is wicked cool and literally is with me ALL the time. even outside. chills with me everywhere.
name it "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
So you think they make good pets, then? He's sweet enough i'd consider keeping him. My boss runs a bird rescue on the side, so I could always give him to my job.
lol, no. Goth is more accurate.
OK i think this bird is dying guys
European starling, invasive species fucks up native birds by taking food, kill it.
TITS OR GTFO. I WANT TO SEE THAT BIRD ACCIDENTALLY FLY INTO YOUR CEILING FAN AND HAVE ITS BRITTLE SKULL CAVE IN IMMEDIATELY YOU FUCKING WHOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR >:OOOOOOOOOOO
POST TITS NOW OR GTFO U LIMEY FUCKING KUNT NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU OR THAT BIRD, WE JUST WANT YOU TO POST YOUR NAKED FUCKING TITS NOW GODDAMN IT
IT DIED BECAUSE OF THE NAME YOU GAVE IT
end it all, hold it under some water until the bubbles stop...
called dubs and uncalled dubs is different shit nigga
Here you go /b/, but he still doesn't have a name.
by this picture, and the way its acting its prolly sick with somthing. nothing you can really do for it. as far as feeding it, Science diet small and toy breed dog food. meal worms and hard boiled eggs are good for them as well for necessary protein needs. but try giving it water and see what happens
David. Come on bitch, you were supposed to get better and fly off to screw some bird hobag or fuckboy to carry on the Cuntiard name. God fuckin dammit.
How come you had to die instead of some tumblr twat or similar trash?
Rolling for this
I Kinda wanna see what her puss looks like, rolling for this