Shit you used to do in highschool to the teachers:
>Aussie school so uniforms had to be worn, I'm 6'4 and the pants only have one length so showed alot of thigh
>Had 5 super hot teachers
>Would wear breifs for comfort and beathability.
>Random Boner in class.jpeg
>Didn't realise dong was hanging out of pants, trying to not focus on boner to hope it'l go down b4 class ends
>Realise Qt3.14 Milf teacher is staring at my desk with wide eyes of shock
>Look down to see dong hanging out of pants twitching arround like a dong does
>Realise she was staring at it
>Cover up out of Embarrassment and hoping no one else saw
>Dick turns to diamonds knowing Teacher was staring at it.
>Teacher goes back to teaching class, pretending like she never noticed
>I know, She knows, We know that each other knows
>See how well i can play this out
>Class ends and teacher scurries out of class b4 i can get a word in or talk to her about my 'assignment'
>Realised i can't get in trobble for flashing a teacher if it's an "Accident"
>Next class is with the hottest teacher in school which every guy had tried to play a hand at.
Ok then, ya'll convinced me
>Litteraly sitting all lunch break because Dick knew the ensuing scenario was going to play out and would not quiet down
>Thank God for school bags
>All line up for class
>She's here.. In all her glowing glory
Description for you imagination fags (Cardio bunny build, 5'7, jet black hair, Solid perky D's which she loved to show off abit for attention)
>Everyone takes their seats
>Im allready past the point of diamonds at this point, I could sword fight Wolverene's claws with this thing right now
>I let the class settle in as too fast would be susspicious.
Settle down ffs. im typing as fast as i can
Pretty good story so far, guy. Here is a picture to bump.
>Release the Kracken.jpeg
>The hardest part is hiding my smile from ear to ear
>time goes on, nothing happens, begin dissapointment that she wont notice as class is 5 mins away from ending
>suddenly after she glances arround the class she shudders and turns towards the board.
>Other class mate anons question her shocked state
>Being the drama teacher she was, fogged it off and pulled her A game acting to finnish the class
>b4 it ends she asks me to see her after class for Notes i missed last month.
>holy fucking shit. Its happening /b/ro's
>the moment every boy dreams
>Donny Bergers here i come!!!
>Bell rings, Sweating buckets as nothing could have ever prepared me for this moment.
I's sorry massa, I's just tryin' ta be included! I's nevah gonna do it again!
> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>class empties, reach for bag to cover boner umong boners, king of boners
>Calm myself to try and play this cool, dont fuck this up Anon
>Teacher gives me notes, refusing to look at me in the eye
>all is said, nothing about boner.
>about to make walk of shame
>"ohh anon, one last thing"
>"Yess Miss Anon"?
>"Next time you get a boner in class, Excuse yourself. im a professional and we can't have those sorts of things going arround if anyone saw me looking i could get into alot of troubble"
>I have leaverage?
>"It was out? so sorry miss, i just couldnt help it, i didnt think anyone would notice. theese pants are just so short"
>"wont happen again miss, ill be sure not to get caught"
>"Thankyou anon, that will be all" With a cheeky smile
>End of the day, time to go home.
>Beat the meat untill the sun goes down.
2/5 down anons. i did 4/5 before i had to stop as they caught on abit.
Want to hear it?
We weren't all edge fags in my day, just kids goofing...which is why you'll think this is lame.
Study Hall teacher an old bag...on some trip from 1968.
We sign into to study hall as random famous or known/popular people of the time...
Dummy reads attendance sheet out loud calling on people...we laugh we she repeatedly calls on celebrity.
I used to sign as Eddie Van Halen....yes I am an old fag.
I did a graffiti piece with the guitar stripe-look as the fill-in. Born too late...
Im not stupid, i know you all want more
>At this stage i had the milf unsure, the hottest at 'dont get caught anon, not that i mind'
>the other 2, one was the quiet mouse type scared by spiders and buggs with goggle glasses, but was a goddes underneath her wolly jumpers and long pants (i knew this as id seen her at the beach once, and almost came in my pants)
>Had to take a day off school for workplacement, coudnt get the though out of my head what had happened.
>Did i have a chance with Hottest? what will Milf do? havent seen her since it happened
>A million quesitons runing through my head and only one answer lasted, get 5/5 and then play the game.
>Friday comes along, only have class with goggles, rest are male teachers.
>I can pull this off, usual hype ensued for my 3rd flashing, this one would provide interesting results as i was sure she was a closeted bdsm mistress as i caught glimpses of restraint marks on her wrists and ankles on a feild trip once
>4th period. it begins.
>couldn't concentraite due to excitement
>Line up men, In we go.
>Working a solid Semi at this point, not even focused on walking or whats going on
>just before walking past Goggles, Chad bro breaks my dreams
>Chad bro noticed my excited state, this chad was smart though. he didnt point and laugh. he was clever, he was paitent
>just as i walked past Goggles he pulled my pants down infront of Goggles.
>There i stood, flag at 4/5 mast
>Brain does not compute
>Snap out of daze
Cont in a sec Anons
Wow, this picture is novel not only because the dog has a grumpy face which some might say is cute, but also because he is naked and his genitals are exposed.
9 barks out of 10
We had one teacher. We'll call him
>Mr. Hopper was young, but an uptight "My dad was a police chief" brat
>Mr. Hopper teaches Psych/Soc/History, and supervises study hall
I won't go into detail, but he was a little shit
>my friend would always give Mr. Hopper shit in class, and any time they'd get into an argument, my friend would win
>Mr. Hopper went on his usual power trips and sent friend to the office
>one day friend goes to the bathroom
>writes "Fuck Hopper" on the bathroom stall
>friend starts doing this around the school, but gets creative
>"FUCK HOPPER" from top of stall doors to bottoms
>"FUCK HOPPER" on the mirrors, hand driers, walls, everywhere
>artwork of stick-figure Hopper giving Hitler a blowjob
>other students catch on
>everyone's writing "Fuck Hopper" around the school
>Hopper comes into class one day, had been obviously crying
>"The graffiti about my name has got to stop and until it does, no one is allowed to leave the class"
>etc, starts cracking down on the students
>Hopper just put his dick in the beehive
>"FUCK HOPPER" explodes into a pandemic
>begins spreading to nearby towns/schools
>in local bathrooms, stores, colleges
>was just shitting in the stall at my college the other day and saw a "FUCK HOPPER" etched into the stall door
>Mr. Hopper learned his lesson that year
>The legend lives on to this day
Are you dumb?
The "pants" are shorts, because OP is a fucking git. All the shorts will all come in same length, there is no inseam on shorts so fuck off.
I know you Americans forget that there are other countries in the world that use different words for the same shit, but don't try to call everyone out on it because your comprehension is worthless.
>Disaster anons. Pure chaos
>Never had i planned for this
>There i stood, her staring, i could hardly move from the shock
>never realising i was an exhibitionist, we had reached liftoff anons. full blown mast right infront of her
>Time seemed to stand still as nobody buy Chad was prepared to see this
>i tried to move but from sheer shock and unplanned couldn't, as this was a perfect moment.
>Goggles goes into instant crash recovery mode
>like a flash she kneels down infront of me
>Could this be anons?
>Its not possible
>have the gods shined upon me?
>Negative ghost rider.
>She grabs my pants that were around my knees and pulls them up, tucks me away faster then a man could blink
>but boner says no
>gets to the top and you couldnt move my dick like it had the power of Mjölnir
>She gets stuck from a breif moment
>Actually grabs my dick and stuffs it inside my pants
>I still remember the feeling of one of her nails digging into my shaft for a split seccond
>Pulls my shirt over the top to hide everything
>this whole incident took place over about 3 secconds.
>Time resumes as she lets go of me
Cont for the follow up as i type anons
>marks of restraint
Unless she's a switch, no
I guess you could say that she gave you a...
>Chad is the name in my head now, I truely want to avange myself
>But before I came up with any idea Chad grabs my pants and pulls them down again
>Goggles didnt look now so I took it as my advantage and fucked Chad with my 2inch rock hard dick because OP is always a faggot
>grade 12, a week away from graduation
>friends and I decide it's up to us to do the graduation prank
>our principle is a fucking dick, we've been waiting four years to get him back
>he drives this piece of shit honda and always parks in this narrow alley behind the school, in between the school wall and a stone wall.
>we decide If we get enough strong guys, we could pick up his car and rotate it inch by inch until it was 90 degrees off and he wouldn't be able to get out
>we get a bunch of guys from the rugby team, plus ourselves, I think it was maybe 10 or 11 guys total
>we skip third period and go behind the school to do it
>it turns out with that many guys its way easier than we thought
>we successfully turn the car 90 degrees so it is perpendicular to the alleyway, there is only about 4 inches from either bumper to the wall.
>didn't stick around to see the bastard's face when he saw what happened, but the car was still there the next day
>someone said they saw him walking home looking furious
>the principle had to rent a forklift to pick up his car and drive it out of the alley
for all you faggots bitching about typing faster. share your own stories as well.
>throughout the incident only 4 people to this day know it happened as Chad, 1 guy and 1 girl were behind me and only Goggles infront of me could witness it.
>"Chad!! Anon! wait outside, you 2 inside now!"
>They scurry past as they hadden't herd her raise her voice yet and she was in damage control mode
>Slam, door shut. me standing there awkwardly with Chad as he stands in ever more shock of seeing Goggles grab a students dick.
>10 minutes pass. not a word said between me and Chad
>Door opens, Goggles comes out
>"One at a time, explain to me what happened"
>I Open up to plead innocent of Chads actions as exposing myself would be ludicrously embarassing at school
>"Chad Explain. now!"
>"He's a faggot miss, he was into it!"
>Chad... Is a retard and sealed his own fate with his retardation and ignorance
>Goggles takes my side
>"Chad, to the deans room now"
>"But miss Goggles-"
>Chad storms off muttering some words about bullshit and When his father hears about this
>1v1 time. this was not in the plan but worked better then expected
>"Anon, iv spoken to the other 2 and they are aware if they speak of what happened they are suspended (Just a threat, but they were young and scared of voice raised mouse Goggles)
>"Lets just forget this happened anon, noone can know that a teacher grabbed a students big cock"
>I Think "Big cock"? she slipped up.
>We both notice. Pause in the air.
>She thought i had a big cock
>Dreams do come true anons, they really do
>Nothing further need be said, I raise my eyebrows
>Her eyes widen at the realisation of what she said
>I blink and shes spun arround with a pink face stopping briefly before the door to class
>opens it up tells me to get inside.
>Class runs smoothly with a Few Q's about what happened by other class mates, excuses were made.
>I Spotted her spacing out breifly looking at my crotch before class ended.
>>throughout the incident only 4 people to this day know it happened
And the entire class only saw your butt, but told to themself "hey, nothing anormal to see here"
Are you kidding me ?
This thread is the best on /b/ for the moment let's not ruin it
>taking super long to type
>"Only 4 people know" Even though the entire class was there
>>610994922 The 3 people behind me we were last in the line
>Day ended and Goggles legged it not before passing anon 1 and 2 with a glare that could kill a weaker man to keep their mouth shut
>Go home, Furiously bat over the daily adventure of the time my teacher touched my dick
4/5 time anons. this one was the ending as milf and her spoke alot (Which i didnt know that the time)
>Weekend was fun, went to the beach again with some freinds. could never forget the Kekaku though, gave me semi's thoughout the entire weekend
>2 classes with female teachers, Milf and Happy go lucky loves her job everyday wakes up to birds singing, runs 5k every morning but is still bouncier in her step then teenagers, lets call her Hyper
>2nd class for the day, had HPE (Health and Hpysical Education)before my class with Milf
>Was kinda tyred and sweaty, Had forgotten about Kekaku in the middle of a hardcore Volleyball match
>Seats taken, i remember why im here anons.
Its been at least 5 days since my last run in with Milf.
>I had to figgure out a way to explose myself in 45 minuites or less that wasnt my dong hanging out or i'd be caught and hung
>It was the longest 45 mins of my life, i couldnt come up with anything. no plans, no strategies about exposing myself to Milf in a way different then before without class mates catching on as the girl from the Goggles incident was also in this class
>Time was up and i had nothing, a full 45 mins to come up with a plan and i had failed
>2 mins before end of class, Milf had given me a few random looks, but nothing suspicious, she must have fogged it off as an accident and chosen to ignore it.
>Class had been disruptive so we had to stay behind for 5 mins into our lunch.
>more time on the clock to show the cock
>5 minuites past and everyone rushed the door with Milf standing by it,
If any of you had been in highschool you know teenagers will sprint to the tuckshop for food
>It was a stampeed
>Instead of showing her, i want her to feel it
>Boner knows the game plan
>Mission is a go
It's been ten fucking minutes
>we skip third period and go behind the school to do it
>hopper put his dick into a beehive
>marks of restraint
>There i stood, her staring, i could hardly move from the shock
>Could this be anons?
>Its not possible
>not pretyping this shit
>Line up men, In we go.
>Working a solid Semi at this point, not even focused on walking or whats going on
>"ohh anon, one last thing"
>"Yess Miss Anon"?
>Can't enjoy movies cause they aren't real.
>even more greentext
>fuck damn theese niggas gonna belive cuz its long and green
>making up some more
>you probably noticed that all the greentext was copied from this thread
>maybe you wanna find it again
>entertaining while op is not pretyping this shit
>maybe we will find anjother sherlock
I don't know if this counts, but I had sex with my high school drama teacher a year after dropping out. What do you guys think? I tried to create a thread about it earlier today but it 404'd.
>I was 16 at the time and I had dropped out of high school. During my sophomore year, I had become very ill and spent a couple months in the hospital. I hated high school with a passion and REALLY didn't want to repeat a year, so just planned on getting my GED at 17.
>Back then, AOL Instant Messenger was the big communication tool on the internet, and there was a search feature. I would occasionally search for anyone who had my home city in their profile and talk with them.
>I started talking with this really nice woman who was 31. She had just gone through a divorce; her husband cheated on her and knocked another woman up. As it turns out, she couldn't have kids, so the husband ended up leaving her for the woman he got pregnant.
>friend of us have been driving to school with a motor scooter, we have hidden it next to a nearby parking behind some trees and bushes. Nigga called the police, parents just went shit crazy serious. We decided that we dont give a fuck and go home. We only left him a note in his backpack that its hidden(insert clue). He found it after an hour or two from what he had told us the next day.
Nothing special yet satisfying
>Eventually, she finds out how old I am and is really taken aback. Comments that she was sure I was her age, because I was so mature. Told her I get that all the time, and I've never really gotten along with people my own age....that I think teenagers are morons and have no appreciation for the finer things in life.
>We continue talking over the next few weeks, and she becomes more comfortable with the idea of talking to a 16 year old, especially because I am not currently in school.
>It is early summer, and one day we're commenting on how hot it is. She says, "Would you like to come swim in my pool?" Naturally, I say yes, get her address, and head over.
>We were both really surprised when she opened the door...remembered each other quite well. I had always thought she was pretty, but wasn't really attracted to her...she was kind of awkward looking. Long, curly red hair, glasses, maybe a touch chubby. Always wore clothes that made her look kinda frumpy. This was the late 90s, after all.
>Milf trying to quiet down the studens and bring order
>Fool, you cant bring order to teenagers after food when you have delayed them
>I pick my route with the precision of a Rally car driver
>Its her, a small gap and the horde of hungry teenagers
>I put my chest to her side in a attempt to squeese through the horde thats stuck at the door
>Its me and her face to face, im full mast
>I brush up aginst her thigh as an "accident" of the hord pushing and pulling at the door
>She tries to push me off with her hands
>Im 6'4, shes tiny, her hands dont reach high enough for my stomach and she actually brushes my full mast with her palm
>she looks down to realise what shes pushing up against
>touchdown anons. thats 2 grabs. and 3 seen it
>the Horde breaks free before she can say anything
>This is where i fuck up anons. i fuck up bad
>I glance her a wink before darting through the crowd
>Making my escape i feel like a King
>Im extatic about my acheivement im hardly looking where to go, its time to celebrate and im on a mission for some treat food
>Smack bang and crash anons, run head first into Hyper
>You may call bulshit on this, but those moments in Anime when the MC trips and grabs the tsundere boobs? It didnt happen, it was the other way arround.
cont in a sec you Cocaine addicts for a good fap
>After we get over the initial shock, she invites me in and we talk a bit. I'm trying very hard to ignore that she is wearing a tight white t-shirt with a bikini top underneath, showing that she had some nice, large tits as well as tight blue jeans. She looked so much different...years younger, and a solid 8/10 in my book. Way hotter than I would have imagined. She offers me a soda, and we sit on the sofa and chit chat a bit. We always had a bit of chemistry between us...not necessarily romantic or sexual, but a witty back and forth banter and similar senses of humor. The conversation came very naturally, and I could almost feel this sexual tension building up between us. I was young, so I couldn't really tell if she was flirting with me or not. I brought up a movie I had just seen recently, and her face lit up and her hand shot to my thigh, and she said, "Oh my God, I LOVED that movie!" Then we both sort of looked down at her hand at the same time, and she drew it back really fast, got off the sofa and said, "So....ready to go swimming?"
>We run in and hop in the pool. Sadly, she was keeping her shirt on, but she did take off the jeans and revealed a solid, curvy ass. The white t-shirt, when wet, really adhered to her curves nicely. I could feel my "type" switching instantly from the thin, waifish type girls to curvy, busty redheads. If I had to compare her to someone now, I'd say kind of like a cross between Kari Byron from Mythbusters and Christina Hendricks from Madmen (big tits but not QUITE that big), but with big dorky glasses on.
>Swimming was plenty of fun, and the pool was nice and cool. Her shirt kept bothering her, so I said, "Just go ahead and take it off...it's just the two of us here." She thought about it for a second, then did it. A few minutes later, she took a nice jump off the diving board, and came up without her top. She immediately covered herself and turned bright red. I swam to go recover her bikini top for her. She apologized profusely and I said, "Oh please, you've got nothing to apologize for. Other than corrupting a promising young mind...but I think that was going to happen no matter what." She came towards me, still covering herself and asking for her bikini top back. I thought, "Fuck it, I'm gonna just take a risk here and if she gets mad, I'll just say I was playing around and apologize. I get a big smile on my face and hold the top up, over my head and said, "Hmm...nah, I think I better hold on to this for safe keeping." She got embarassed and came closer to me to get it and finally let go of herself and reached up for it, pressing her bare breasts against me. That did it...insta-boner.
>She grabs her top, pauses for a second, and looks down. She obviously feels my boner pressed against her, and is suddenly very aware of her toplessness with a much younger guy. She is bright red...maybe from the sun, but I prefer to think she was just flushed with embarassment and excitement. She looks me in the eyes and says, "What do you think you're doing?"
>Now, being a smart and mature (for my age) 16 year old, I thought myself better than all of the stupid teen kids shows and movies. I watched older movies, more mature movies, and I had used some of the lines and moves guys in those movies had used, successfully, on a couple of girls my own age before. Of course, I never had any interest beyond sex with them, because they were shallow and vapid. I knew that the one thing that could give me any shot in this was having confidence. So I decided to exude it.
>I looked at her, smiled, and said, "Me? I'm not doing anything. You're the one who is topless and pressing yourself against me." At that moment, I reached into the water with one hand and placed it on her waist.
>She stammered a bit. "I, well, I uh...I mean...you had my...you know...my...uh..." and started to pull away.
>I put my other hand on her waist and pulled her closer to me and said, "Leaving so soon? You don't REALLY want to do you?"
>At that moment, I was so afraid I was about to get slapped. She didn't have a smile on her face, she wasn't moving or giving me any sort of signals...she was just frozen, looking confused, upset, and maybe a little angry. Then she wrapped her arms around me and kissed me passionately.
>Everything was really intense, and we were making out and I just couldn't believe this. It was amazing. After a few minutes, we stopped for a second and said, "Maybe we should dry off and head inside." I figured that would give her a minute to clear her head (and mine)...plus I wanted to see her body out of the pool. Sure enough, it was just as good as I thought. Curvy, with large breasts and ass. Just a hint of chub on her thighs and stomach. It worked for her. We went inside and grabbed towels and dried off. I was worried she'd want to dry off away from me, then start thinking that this was a bad idea, but that didn't happen.
>The rest goes kind of how you'd expect. We make our way to her bedroom, start making out again, then she reaches down and starts jerking me off. She gasps when she grabs it and comments on how big I am. I'm really not THAT big..slightly larger than average. Just shy of 7 inches. But I guess that's a lot bigger than what she's had. She couldn't wait to get it in her mouth, and gave me the best BJ I'd ever had at that time. Before long, she climbed on me and was easing herself down onto my dick. We fucked for a while...I was on antidepressants and had insane stamina. We moved through all sorts of different positions, and she was just incredible. Tight, constantly wet, moaning like crazy, and so easy to get off. At one point in time, while taking a little breather, I made her cum just by playing with her nipples and kissing her.
Overall, it was one of the best days of my life. It's one of those days that is just crystal clear in my memory. Deep down, I think I knew I fell in love with her during that conversation on her couch. How we just clicked and everything felt natural and right.
Anyone wanna know how this story ends?
>2 grabs in one day anons. This may look like the fakest of the fake, but it happened. it was also my downfall
>Everyone looking at me crashed into her. her had on my waist and chest to hold me off her
>I roll off her as she pushes up not realising she is pushing my boner with her palm
>as i get up she realises the scenario that just played out
>"1000 apologies miss Hyper, i was in such a rush i wasn't looking. are you ok"
>She only looks up at me as i hold my hand out to help her up looking at her hand
>"Was i just touching...?"
>"Ohh sorry miss Hyper, must have been an accident. its ok"
>Over comes walking Milf
>I see the Gig is up in her eyes as she is still trying to follow up the recent "Misshap" that ended in a wink
>Off to the deans office I go, also coz some faggot from the crowd yelled i did it on purpose
>Milf and Hyper talking in the other room that i can see through the window hole in the door
>Milf walks off
>Hyper comes to see me
"Anon, as a young man you must learn to control yourself, in light of recent events you will be sent home for today as punishment"
>"We will not divulge into why, as it could hurt our reputation as a school, but any further incidents will be followed up privately with Sexual harassment"
>I attempt to plead innocent, it works somewhat and she levels with me
>Anon, theese may have been accidents, but they can not occur again, so keep you hands to yourself. and your thallywhacker in your pants. understood"
>"Yes miss Hyper"
I think you should stop watching hentai, anon.
That couldn't have been less believable if the woman turned out to be an alien transgendered unicorn hybrid and she made you eternal king of Botswana.
pls no we've had enough autistic virgin fantasy erotica for one night.
moar like this
Nipples don't cause orgasms, no. The mind causes orgasms. She was so arroused, I probably could have slapped her and she'd have cum. She was just in that sort of hyper-aroused state where everything was a turn on. Hell, she hadn't been fucked in almost a year, and not well in like 5. That was the only time that ever happened. Think about it...an inexperienced 16 year old with a slightly above average dick made her cum repeatedly. Although by her own admission, she could come from a riding in a car with bad shocks.
Admittedly, I do have Asperger's. I figured it out early on enough that I studied body language and psychology a lot. Made up for a lot of what I was missing, and got a lot of practice in social situations that most guys my age wouldn't have.
Continueing...here's the end.
>I ended up staying the night at her house, calling my mom to say that I went over to a friend's house and was going to crash there. We had sex a few times after that, not falling asleep until about 3 A.M. I spooned her, and it just...felt right. Felt like where I belonged. In the morning, she was feeling super guilty and I reassured her that she hadn't "corrupted a promising young mind"...that I was already corrupted. She laughed at that and relaxed. We played house, swam again, fucked again. It was great. As I got ready to go home, she made me promise again not to tell anyone. I said, "Are we going to do this again?" and she kissed me passionately and asked me to "stay a friend's house" the next weekend.
>This was pretty much what the next year of my life was like. I'd stay with her on the weekends and it was wonderful. I turned 17, got my GED, started college a year early. Realized it wasn't for me, and went out and started working. With my first paycheck, I bought her a necklace I thought would look perfect on her.
>be me, strapping young Irish lad, moved to America at a young age
>taking spanish in highschool, have a yummy teacher, Mrs. P
>Mrs. P has great feet, and i'm a footfag
>take pictures of Mrs. P's feet and jack off all day to said pics. do this about once every week.
>Mrs. P also has some big titties, but no ass
>She is explaining something to the class
>amazing amount of clevage, dick goes from 0 to 60 instantly.
>try to take a picture
>"Anon, what are you taking a picture of?"
> fuck no no no
> this wasn't suppoused to happen
> "bring the phone here young man"
> phone has pictures of my dick, photos of her from her facebook and candid shots
> no no no no fuck im ruined
> she takes the phone, expect her to just put it in her desk and move on
> she unsleeps the phone
> i dont have a lock, so she just swipes up and it shows the last thing it was on
> photo gallery with pictures of muh dick
> she looks up, looks down at the phone and puts it in her desk
continue or no?
pls never write another greentext again.
I might save yours for future cringe threads though.
Looking back, that's exactly what it sounds like, huh? There's really nothing I can do to convince you, other than to say that it's a little silly to make up a story about fucking a chubby drama teacher.
>I took the necklace to her. She looked so sad when she saw it. I thought I had picked something horrible. She said, "This is lovely, but I can't accept it. We're...we're not together. You know that, right?" I said I knew, but I saw something that I wanted her to have. And would it be so terrible if we were together? "On a personal level, no. I want it...I really do. I've never been this happy, not even when I was first married. But you're still a minor, and I'm a teacher. I could loose my job. I could go to jail if anyone found out we'd been together when you were 16. And even if we waited until you were 18, I'd get a reputation at this school and probably a bad referral for any other job I applied for. I just can't risk it. And you need someone your own age, that you can have a life with. That you can have kids with."
>I was absolutely heartbroken. I broke down. I told her we could keep it a secret as long as she needed. Hell, I offered to change my name and the way I look so people wouldn't recognize me. I said we could move away together when I was 18, and start a life somewhere that nobody knew either of us. I cried, for the first time since my grandmother had died when I was 10. She just...she was so cold and logical about it. It crushed me.
/B/ro I can tell by the language that you use and the content of the story itself that you have never had your dick wet.
Please stop trying, anon. You're embarrassing yourself.
And this is one reason why adults and teens shouldn't fuck. Adults can rationalize. Teens still have myelination going on in their frontal lobe, but a pretty functional limbic system.
>be me, 14. 8th grade year of middle school
>retarded kid named braden who's not a retard perse, just does dumb shit that is funny but gets us in trouble
>braden would sit in the back of the class, and when the teacher would explain something, he'd yell out
>we got a new teacher. she's very shy, and it is her first year ever as a teacher.
>is explaining something.
"so, class, the romans invented a completely new-"
"no they didn't"
"they didn't do that you're lying"
"braden, i'm not understanding"
"eat my shorts"
"eat my shorts"
class erupts with laughter
"now, braden, i'm going to have to-"
>at this point, everyone already knew braden was a fucking alpha
"is that you, john wayne?"
>teacher is red in the face and really fucking pissed
>braden gets up from his seat
>yelling war is clearly about to start
>braden looks at teacher, calm as a cucumber. looking really fucking cool
>says ever so calmly
>says it like a soft angel.
>red drains out of teachers face
"w-w-what is it braden?"
>again, calmly, braden softly says
"wha..what is that?"
>teacher is confused as fuck
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
>room is dead silent
>almost a ten second pause
>braden doesn't make a sound, yet his face is completely tomato fucking red
"WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
A FUCKING JELLY DONUT?
ARE YOU ALLOWED TO EAT JELLY DONUTS PRIVATE PYLE?"
>teacher has the look on her face as if her mom just died, no color whatsoever.
>runs out of class
>braden sits down calmly
>everyone is silent, no one is making a fucking peep
>braden looks around, slowly.
"that you, john wayne?"
>classroom erupts with laughter
>not a single person isn't laughing, even the silent school shooter types are laughing
>braden goes down in history as the motherfucker that made a teacher quit
>saw braden get a bj in the boys locker room a few weeks later
>braden doesn't even play sports i don't know why he was in the locker room
>braden is the real legend
Here it comes.
Alright, thanks for your input, I'll be sure to never ever greentext again.
Actually, not self-diagnosed...doctor diagnosed. I've learned to work with it enough that nobody would think that of me now. And nope, no welfare for me. I'm 31, married, and I own my own business. I'm not rich, but I support my wife, child, and dog just fine.
If it was fiction, I'd probably throw in a happy ending.
>I left her place, went home, cried. A lot. I was depressed for a long time. Ended up running into her a couple of years later at a grocery store. She'd been single this whole time. We decided to go out for coffee. It was great...I could feel that old spark rekindling. I asked her if she ever thought about me, and she put her hand on mine and said that she never stopped thinking about me and how horribly things ended.
>My heart was racing. Maybe she wanted to give it another chance. Maybe this was it. Then this older man walked up to our table and introduced himself to me and said hi to her. It took me a minute, but I remembered who he was: the high-school vice principal. He smiled politely and shook my hand, then turned to her and asked if she could come into his office early the next day. She freaked out and left without saying goodbye.
>I got a call from her the next evening. The vice-principal had called her in to talk about her having 'a public relationship' with a student/former student. He told her there had been rumors she was fooling around with a student, a couple years back, but he didn't believe it until he saw us at the coffee shop. She tried to explain, but he really wasn't listening. She blamed me for all of this and said she never wanted to see me again and hung up on me.
>So does this continue?
Thats about it Anon, I couldn't pursue any further as i woulda gotten into serious shit. but i mannaged to flash my co kto 3 teachers and 3 of them felt it
>be like 16
>sleep through history class everyday cause fuck it its an easy class
>can sleep even better since the lights will be out
>wake up bout halfway through class
>see semi naked nazi on balcony aiming rifle at kid
>natural reaction is to stand up and yell
>"Oh He Gone Get It"
>get kicked out of class
>play basket ball in gym instead of going to office
>Neither of you ever said anything
>Suspicion of teacher fooling arround with student
>You wern't even a student
>She loved getting fucked but stayed single
Good lord. go write some twilight fanfiction next time
ok so im continuing fags
>waiting till class ends constantly looking at desk
>she isnt touching it
>think of how badly fucked i am
>class ends ppl leave, anon come here
>what were you thinking taking this pictures?
>I, uhm didnt want to show them to anyone
>Its not what you should say right now, how about an apology
>they couldnt be that bad
>all of the sudden she started to laugh
>I was like wtf is going on
>she was still laughing
>I didnt know how to behave so i tried to take my phone back while she isnt looking
>fuck wrong move she noticed
>grabbed my hand just before I took it
>this is going to the headmaster young boy
>no, no please I really didnt want to, I can delete- endless defence
>worked, as she agreed to not make fuss about it provided I delete them all in front of her
>sigh, no other way then lets do it.
>I took the phone started to browse album and delete every pic of muh dick
>the album wasnt sorted and my dick pics were mixed with her pics
>She was surprised about how many pics of her do i have
>I said that her pics are claming me down in stressfull situations(you know)
>she smirked and then asked
>are you thinking of me ofthen?
>wasnt sure what to say so I just admitted its true
>why me? and not the other girls
>I said I can appreciate mature beauty
>she unfastened her top button then
>fastens it again
>at this point im looking straight at her chest
>she stands up and says im rude
>I said that being rude is the only thing that im good at
>she smiles and stands up
>takes the phone
>scroll some more dick pics
>can you be rude with this anon?
>wtf is she for real, what do i do now?
>I guess I can
>Im petified, dont know if she is fuckin playing around with me or is she serious
>i know yes but im just making up this story(not op) so it takes some time to type
I'm a 31 year old whose mother was a librarian. My best class was English. I can write well. Doesn't make me a 14 year old writing a fantasy. But believe what you want.
Funny thing is, I felt so much like we were equals, up until that moment. She treated me like an adult, like a peer, and equal. I think I was mature enough for the relationship, but not for the breakup. I tried to kill myself a couple of times afterwards.
4? Try 15! I mean, remembering. Yeah, that's it.
Sorry, I forgot to mention she was also a japanese school girl who had a pet dragon that I also fucked that ejaculated fire. Appreciate the reminder.
>The next day, I went down to my old school and asked to speak to the Vice Principal. He called me in and said that he knew what this was about. I said, "No, you don't. She has been helping me since I dropped out with emotional problems, suicidal thoughts, and my terrible home life. My mom was also a drug addict and could never afford to pay the bills, so I would clean her pool, fix things around her house, etc and she would pay me so I could get by. I asked her to keep this all a secret because I was embarassed. I felt like a failure, dropping out of high school, then dropping out of college. She's been a good friend. She saved my life one night when I slit my wrists." At this point, I pulled up my sleeves to show the scars on my arms where I had slit my wrists and tried to kill myself. The expression on his face changed. He said, "I had no idea. I shouldn't have made those accusations. I apologize. I'm going to meet with her during her conference period and straighten this out." I thanked him, walked out, and went down to her class.
>She came out and told me I needed to leave. I promised her I would, but first I needed to get our cover story straight.
didn't realize people wanted me to continue. actual OP here.
>teacher sends me back to my seat, grin a mile fucking wide
>back in seat
>wtf do i do now
i should note i had the retard seat because i was a disruption back then
>"we're going to watch a video"
> i can get in on this, cool.
> she turns the lights out, video starts
> she keeps a lamp next to her desk so she can still see when lights are out
> the lamp perfectly illuminates her tits and feet
> put black jacket over pants
> jerk muhdick
> dont realize she is looking at me
> almost gonna cum
> cumming is starting
> look up from her tits, literally lock eyes with her
> jizz everywhere, ruin the jacket and making a mess on the floor, all the while we are literally making intense eye contact
> let out a "UNGUHGUHG"
> she props up like a rocket, before i have the chance to do anything she comes over
> clear as day what i was doing and what i had done
> sees the obvious cum, my dick and the cummy jacket
>her eyes light up and she gives a half grin and eventually a full giggle
>prepare for the shit
>"Anon. Clean up this water, right now. No drinks in my class."
>confused, but no time to waste, clean up cum, and no classmates see.
will cont in just a sec, sorry to keep you anons waiting
>I stay behind
>She gets naked instantly
>Fuck me anon
>I pull out my 13 inch cock while rolls of $100 bills fall out
>Fuck her for 20 hours straight, she cums 2 millions times
>He husbandcomes looking for her
>Sees me fucking her
>Teleport behind him and buttfuck him
>"psh, nothing personal"
You realize there's a way to determine samefag, right? Trust me, nobody believes me anyway and that's fine. I just kinda want to finish now.
Ugh, I know I get sappy, but I'm not Twilight-level bad. Just call me a nigger instead, please.
>I explained to her what I had told the Vice Principal. I said she needed to stick to that, to the letter. If they wanted me to write an affidavit stating I'd not had a sexual relationship with her, I would. Whatever it took to keep her employed. I hugged her and said, "I'm doing this because I love you. You may think I'm still a child, but I'm not. I wasn't when we were first together. I knew what I was doing, and I knew I was in love with you that first day. I want you to be happy. If not being with me makes you happy, then I wish you the best." She got choked up, but then one of her students came and opened the door and we both regained our composure. I said, "Thank you for your time. Good luck to you." and I shook her hand and walked out.
>I really wish this story had a happy ending. I never saw her again. The next year, she married another teacher and moved to Florida. I've checked on her on Facebook a couple of times...looks like they have a kid. I don't know if the child is adopted or she was wrong about being able to have children. Either way, good for her. She looks happy.
>When I was 22, I caught up with a girl I knew from high school. We started dating, and got married the next year. I wish I could say that we are deeply in love and that it's better than what I had with my drama teacher, but that's not true. My wife is cold. She's a bit mean spirited. She's selfish. My son, on the other hand...my son is amazing. He's a kind spirit, has love for everyone. He's gentle, he's funny, and he's incredibly intelligent. He was student of the month this month, and I'm so proud. He's my reason for going on.
Sorry to disappoint you, anon. My son is all my love now.
>is after class
>everyone is leaving
>leave, get some water, regain composure
>my binder. fuck
>go back into class, avoid all eye contact with her
>"you can have your phone back. since it was your first slip-up, i'm allowed to give it back at the end of class."
>stuff phone into pocket
>in a stupid move, look down at her feet just to get a memory to jerk to when i get home
>"what is down there, anon?"
>fuck, nothing, sorry, bye.
>open up phone, check the gallery
>i pop the biggest, most confused boner in my entire life.
>i had a windows phone, at the time, and if you don't know, you can favorite pictures.
>all the pictures of my dick are favorited. and only the pictures of my dick. look around if anything else was changed.
>just says her first name
Awww! Don't let him get ruined by the real world man. Best of luck with your son. I hope that someday you get reunited with your drama teacher. Man this is a bummer
Not true. You have the same public IP going out if you're on the same network
>Not true. You have the same public IP going out if you're on the same network
>implying you can't just use the phone provider's data plan instead of the wireless, that your computer is on
>deciding how to go about this
>decided to be alpha. text her like nothing happened
> Hey, Mrs. P
> "who is this"
> "hey anon"
> how are you mrs. p
> "I am good. you're lucky i didn't get you in trouble."
>respond with lol cos im not sure how to go about this anymore
>1 hour later
>phone is on nightstand
ill check it later
>check texts, all from mrs p
>dont want to open them
>all pictures of my dick
i freeze. all my shit goes numb
>she liked my dick enough to save them to her phone.
>dick rockets up like fuckin astro boy
>still trying to be alpha, send a fresh pic and say "another for the collection"
>3 pictures of her fucking amazing feet with red polish
"and some more for yours ;)"
>dick=instant diamonds, fap to those pictures until i pass out.
I'll do my best. I've been really lucky, with him. I mean, I never even wanted to be a parent, and then we had him and it was like...my purpose in life was revealed to me. My dad left when I was 4, so I didn't really have a role model growing up. So I always try to do my absolute best with him. Stern but fair. Every moment is a teachable moment. Encourage learning and fun and try to combine them whenever possible. Show him what it means to be compassionate and a good person. I think he just has that in him, though. When he was 4, we were coming out of Walgreens. He had asked for a lollipop, so I bought him one. He saw the Salvation Army donation and bell ringer and asked me about it. I told him, "They are people who help others, that don't have warm clothes when it is cold or nice houses to live in. They give them things to help them feel better and be happier. We give them donations to help with that." He thinks for a second, walks up, and puts his still-wrapped lollipop in the can and tells the bell ringer to give it to a nice boy or girl who is sad.
Both the bell ringer and myself got REALLY choked up at that. Generosity is just built into him, it seems.
And as much as I'd love to be with her now, she's in her mid 40s, has been married for a decade, and has a preteen child. I wouldn't want to mess that up for her. I'd rather just know she's happy. And she really, really seems happy.
>implying I'd ever use inferior wireless for my desktop computer
What do you think I am...some fucking casual?
this goes on for a while, getting lewder every day
>texting back n forth pictures of ourselves
>flash forward to a regular monday
>do the regular routine, go to her class, avoid eye contact, sit down.
>end of class, leaving, again, avoid eye contact
>right out the door
>yeah mrs p?
>"can you tell me why you are missing this assignment?"
>um, im um, i dont know
>"it's lowered your grade significantly. to a 33. F."
>"well, sorry wont cut it. i need to see some improvment."
>everyone is long gone at this point, hoping she'll make a move
>she is clicking shit on her computer, trying to pull something up, taking like a fucking hour
>suddenly feel something go up my leg and to my dick
>her face is still stern/expresionless
>she grabs my cock through the pants with her two feet, and tugs on it like it's gonna save her life
>jizz in fucking pants all over myself
>"well. i can't find the assignment. i'll have it for you tommorow."
>writes me a late note, sends me to class with jizzy pants
>shaking, sweating in her class
>same thing, she holds me after class
>at this point it's clear she not fucking around
>"sit down anon"
>i go to a seat
>"the back, please."
> go the very very back seat
> since we have A day and B days, on B days she was my last class
> today was a b day
> puts her hands on my desk
> leans over and reveals all her glorious cleavage
> dick is harder than it's ever been
> no idea what she was talking about tbh. probably the same assignment
> she flicks her ear and her pen falls out of it
> what is going on,jpeg
> on the floor below me
> feel a hand start to rub outline of my cock
Thanks anon. I definitely think he will. He's smarter as hell. Has a photographic memory...it's amazing. I got damned lucky with him...I was a HORRIBLE child until we got my diagnosis and got me some behavioral therapy.
>she slowly rubs cock outline
>try hard not to cum
>pulls my pants down
>her cold, bony hands with red nail polish engrip my dick
>feel like im going to explode
>she slowly jerks my cock, she was kinda old so she was a bit of an expert
>loving every moment of this, she stands up, expect blowjob or something
>she starts to undress
>sweating like a hog
>"i want you to fuck me"
> the moment i have been waiting for
cont in a sec
all her clothes are completely off
>she looks amazing. i know she is def not fertile, so i go in for the fuck
>slowly push my cock into her, i've only had sex a few other times before. never raw. this feels great
>going faster, faster and faster.
>i sound like a puppy at this point
>oh my god, mrs p, i am going to cum
>start to pull out, a little bit.
>she pushes it back in
>literally the moment she says that, all my cum explodes in her pussy, that was legit the most i've cum in my entire life.
>both of us are panting, breathing heavy, and sweaty.
>minutes pass, we look like we're gonna go to sleep
>lean over for a kiss and being to carress her
>she gets up fast
>anon, no, i shouldn't have done this
> i shouldnt have done that. oh my god. i am sorry. i am so so sorry. please leave.
>tears are swelling up in her eyes
>"anon. please. leave."
>without her saying another word, i run out of class
>i smell like cum and vagina but no one asks anything
>class a week later
>walk in, don't look at her, she doesn't look at me
>she yells at me way more often, and my grades go downhill from there
>literally, for a year, jerk off to her and the memory every day.
that's kinda the end. the only other quip is that, i once got a bunch of my mates to send cum tributes anonymously to her email. yeah. wish i could say other interesting shit happened but that was all
I had a guy do that in my English class. Had a long tan jacket covering his legs and shit. Wonder who he was whackin it to. The teacher was fucking ugly so it was one of the students for sure.