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>>611021467 Because I live in boston you dumb bitch ass nigga, shut your little ass the fuck up repping a city full of people that dont give a fuck about you and riding my dick when im not even worried about your comments, stop trying to grab my attention
when i was 16 i decided to get into drug dealing with a former mate. he bought $1500 worth of ecstasy, with the agreement that i sell them all and we split the profit 50/50. i ended up taking about half the pills and spending the rest of the money on myself/other friends
hes given up messaging me about it, fucking beta cuck. unfortunately from the extreme binging at a young age on (what i assume wasnt pure) mdma has helped severe depression and anxiety surface. I know his older brother has a gun, i hope he threatens me with it one day, so i can taunt him into pulling the trigger
>fucked a mexican cartel member's girlfriend I'm honestly pretty scared cuz i live in south texas and there's a lot of cartel activity here. plus he has pictures of me and i have no idea what he looks like
>>611021467 >4 years ago, 17 y/o me >walking back from school >see some kid on a bike coming towards me >right as he is about to pass me, i push him >he hit a parked car >doesnt move >i go home Local news did a news report about wearing your helmet, some kid apparently hit a parked car and is now a quadriplegic. Can't even speak.
>>611025800 Ah, I guess that makes sense. EMT is a career I'm interested in as well, and I imagine that they see even more fucked-up stuff. Everyone I've talked to who's an EMT says they're completely unfazed by an injury or gore now, and look at anything with just morbid curiosity
>be 29 >go on omegle >type in city I live in in interests >type in bi in interests >bicurious >find someone in my town >add on kik >talk for weeks >finally meet >fuck >he's 16 >mfw when I fucked a 16 year old twink >mfw no face >noregrets.jpeg
I know a lot of people shoot down incest stories as being false, and I understand if this will be claimed false as well but in 2012 I tried getting with my older sister. She certainly didn't agree to it considering her reaction but never told anyone about it thankfully. I feel for certain this is something that is going to come back to me.
>>611028863 actually it's just this dream I keep having
I kill a chick, get rid of the body, but keep the head. I usually keep it in a bag under my head. I burry it to compost the flesh away, then I get scarred that I have a skull and I have problems getting rid of it. One time I tried to flush it but it clogged the toilet.
>>611029713 Well, we were young and our mutual friends came over and brought over shitty vodka the prior day. We only had about half the bottle and we had the left over half one night. We finished it and watched Breaking Bad. Maybe 20 minutes later, we were in a position to where I was not spooning her, but she was in front of me laying in the same position, we were both laying on our right side. I had a view of her body and her ass of course. I took it upon myself to move closer and press myself against her and pull her against me sexually. I was hoping of course it would in someway progress. It didn't, it went pretty bad.
So first off i watch incest porn. I have interest in any of my family that must be said.
One day my friend asks me to link him something on facebook and i thought i had copyed the link to the page but i didnt. What was copyed was the link to a mom son video........ I clicked paste and then enter without looking and he just wrote back "Woah..... what the fuck....."
I quickly deleted facebook and i shit you not have not even spoken to any of my old friends in about a year.
My main fear is ill get a local girlfriend and she will hear it through the grape vine........
>>611029440 Me and my sister to used mess around a lot. For a couple years actually. She was my first for a lot of things besides actual sex. Too bad I was too young to actually realize what the hell I was doing.
>>611030613 Blocked out her face but there's a photo for you. She didn't really realize what EXACTLY was happening until maybe 30 seconds in when I started pulling her against myself. When she did realize she looked back up at me and gave me that annoying face girls make that make you feel extraordinarily stupid, and got up and left.
I was 13 and my sister was 11. She was starting to get some nice boobs for 11 and I got curious. I got her to play truth or dare and cheated because she really didn't know how to play. I manipulated things to the point where I had her naked. It was even better than I imagined. I tried to get her to give me a bj but no go. I did get to jack off to her tits though. After it was over she said if I ever did it again she'd tell our mom. That was 11 years ago. Face, I'd do it all over again. You just got more sexy as the time went by. You still have a prominent place in my spank bank.
>>611031752 Because I live in boston you dumb bitch ass nigga, shut your little ass the fuck up repping a city full of people that dont give a fuck about you and riding my dick when im not even worried about your comments, stop trying to grab my attention
>>611031961 It's not every day so I can't gauge that. However I have a pair of her used underwear I keep in a small box that I use to masturbate with. I do it maybe once every other day, sometimes twice if the home is empty as she has clothes she uses for her cheerleading which is really fragrant to say the least, and not in a bad way. >>611032017 I'm glad you guys think so. I do very much enjoy getting to live with her, I'll share more photos.
>>611032564 Not sure. >>611032208 I was 15/16, her age as also 15/16. She was still incredibly gorgeous. >>611032823 Glad you think that. It still bugs me like a little cloud over my head, but I don't regret it at the same time, I masturbate to the thought I actually got to feel her with my hands and my dick in between her, even if she had her leggings on.
>>611033475 It does. Some people who I mention all this to call me lucky. It really isn't fun. Seeing her in her cheer uniforms, or seeing her or giving her a hug after a work out and seeing spandex shorts on her, or if she's in the other room and thinking how she might completely naked or masturbating kills me. It tears me apart. And closest I can get to her is her underwear and photos and the thought of that night.
Destroyed an original manuscript to an unpublished story by H. P. Lovecraft. I heard the Derleth estate got wind of it and were claiming ownership and were gonna send the cops, but it was for nothing because it turned out they didn't know who had it. The story was never transcribed so unfortunately it's lost forever.
>>611021467 When I was 14 I used to make shitty autistic videos on youtube. despite this, I had a decent following of a couple hundred subscribers. I closed the account and made a new one with significantly less autistic material but im afraid one of my old fans might find it.
Dude everyone has linked porn to people in their life. You reacted wrong unfortunately. By deleting facebook and ignoring him, you basically admitted you were looking at that porn.
If it ever happens again, just own it and act like "haha how fucked up is this?" If anyone ever asks about it, just say you wanted to gross him out you thought it would be funny but your account got banned for it thats why you were never on facebook anymore.
I used to know a chick long before anonymous/4chan/getting porn from strangers was easy and I had only my real identity. I tried very hard to get someone I knew to send me her dirty panties. She never did- we lost contact after a long and deep friendship and I often wonder if she ever wised up to the fact that I was just a fucking creep trying to get her underwear to masturbate with.
Are you mentally retarded? Every year 4chan gets a new crop of summerfags who just turned 18 and are legally allowed to browse here. If that didn't happen, everyone here would eventually die and 4chan would close.
It isn't morality that stops me from raping women, but laws. I have consciously thought about it, when it was literally on my doorstep, but decided it wasn't worth the legal recourse, or the work to dispose of the body.
>>611035953 I doubt half of the people here are 18. It wouldn't be as bad if they were actual weaboos and nerds who were talented with shit like photoshop or at least funny but they're all just edgy retards
>>611035953 and I am saying that this place has been absolute shit since doge was spammed. I'll bet that this summer you won't see a difference in the amount of bananas ruining YLYL threads. This place is ruined.
>>611021467 >have some serious diarrhea >fuckit, still go out for some drinking >met with some friends, we grabbed some rum and some vodka >have some fun, blah blah >get fucking smashed >feel the rumbling in my stomach >ohshit.jpg >huge diarrhea shit is making its way through >wheredoigowheredoigo >no toilet anywhere >well i did not think about that beforehand >fuck it >pull down pants >shit with one half of my ass on a fence >pull the other cheek away for minimum shitstains on my ass >blow a massive load of liquid shit on the fence >the smell almost made me unconscious >the shit drips down the fence and lands on the ground made of rocks >oh my god >its actually a fence to a allotment garden >no toilet paper, no hankies >use that standard paper i had in my bag from work (working in an office) to wipe my ass >call a taxi >sit in taxi, the smell from my pants is awful >tip him 50% and get off >take a shower and vomit because of smell >go to bed and sleep for 18 hours straight
>>611037168 this whole crusade about gender and non gender and all that- I don't understand it because I'm from a simpler time, but I don't claim to be an opponent of other ways of thinking. But the minute that this stuff starts trying to alter the gender structure of living languages like French, Russian and Spanish and god knows how many other languages that use gender, I'm going to go buy an unregistered gun and start shooting people.
18 yrs old, abused growing up by my mother, left home living on my own she shows up, massive shit fight she leaves Mental break, see red so angry want to kill the bitch wake up next day outside in park blood on me clothes Not mine, still to this day no repurcussions The day of that cunts funeral im having a party and you cunts are invited
I cheated with my ex after she slipped me some ecstacy. Im married and have been for 5 years, only reason i know she drugged me was because my friend saw her give me the ecstacy, i was blackout drunk. I pray to god i brought condoms
>>611038274 >never smoked a joint or anything >really want to try it >(inb4 lelele 420 blazeit!!1!) >just hit 22 back then, so not edgy teenager >ask a friend of mine to let me try it >we meet up and sit on a bench on a graveyard >he rolls it up >blazeitfaggot.jpg >moving around because its cold outside >have a lot of fun for like 20 mins >sit back down on said bench >hey anon, you wanna roll another one? i asked >yeah sure >next one >dose is waaay harder than the one before >not so funny >sit on that bench for 30 minutes, almost did not move >feel my pulse everywhere, even in my toes >everything that touches my body feels like sandpaper >have some weird itching in my neck and to reach it i almost snapped my neck >friend suggested me to move a little bit around >i guess hes right >get up >nopenopenope.jpg >vomit the shit out of myself >thank god i had chili con carne, because it FUCKING BURNED >he drives me home >theres a rock next to my garage just big enough to lie on >stay there for the next 3 hours and sleep >so ashamed that my gf would find out what i did
>be me >at a party I was invited to >everyone's wearing leather >find out they're hells angels >friend has many friends in gang >was not aware >see one girl drunk as fuck and we keep looking at each other >friend tells me that's Brandon's GF >Brandon is apparently a leader figure, sells lots of drugs, has a gun etc >his gf keeps looking at me >she sits next to me >"you know, brandon's down stairs and he treats me like shit" >she puts her hand on my dick >we end up fucking
next day my friend tells me brandon knows. this happened yesterday.
I once met a single mom, redneck poor ghetto trash, but trying to be a good person. She got her son a puppy for Christmas, very cut dog. Within 3 months they had left the front door open, puppy ran out, and the mom's boyfriend backed over it in his truck.
It was stick alive and they didn't have a gun, so the boyfriend stabbed it to death to stop it from suffering because it was so mangled.
Fucking horrifying. The worst I saw in person was a cat that got ran over by a car. The back half of its body was crushed, and it was trying to attack anyone who came near it so nobody could help it.
I'm sick to my stomach just thinking about it.
The world is such a shitty place sometimes.
Simple accidents lead to death way too easily.
There was this family I knew who was going on a road trip. Got tons of stuff strapped to roof. Going over a bridge something falls off so they pull over to get it.
8 year old boy says dont worry dad I got it. Jumps out of car, runs right in front of semi truck and literally explodes right in front of entire family. I don't know how you get over something like that.
You shouldn't have been in a situation where being slipped ecstasy leads to sleeping with your ex. If your wife doesn't know, you need to come clean. If she finds out later from someone else, its going to be even worse.
Exactly. How can you be in a situation where you are slipped drugs and nobody is around to stop you from sleeping with your ex? Doesn't add up. Either you wanted to cheat, or your "friend" was in on it.
I just remembered something.. i used to be on a forum where i once talked about that i would bang my niece if i could... Few weeks later.my.stepdad, found it on the internet. He was.a.fucking asshole and told my mom. LUckily they didn't tell the niece.
I frequently visit my niece, but sometimes it's like she wants IT more than i do. I'm kinda over her luckily
since there seems to be an anon who knows a thing or two about biker gangs, let me ask this:
I was on vacation with some friends and rolling by a rest stop when literally every single biker in a group of at least 30 looked me straight in the eye and gave a nod. I'll admit some days I do have a typical biker look, but I was in a very small car.
I've gotten one or two nods from various people, but these guys looked like they knew some shit was up. Am I overthinking it or are they coming for my ass
>>611040576 Fuck ive always known he wasnt a good friend, mightve even given her the damn ecstacy. I know he isnt fucking my wife because She hates his guts, and i have faith in her. But fuck i know its probably for blackmail, the damn nigger always asks for shit
Damn that is rough. I used to babysit for this guy when I was like 15, and when his kids went to bed I could use the internet (high speed internet at home was still pretty rare).
I used to look at so much fucked up porn and download 15-17 year old porn non stop on P2P programs like kazaa and limewire. I probably sucked ass at hiding my tracks. Luckily nobody ever confronted me about it.
One time I found the guys home porno tape and while I watched it, I stuck my dick in between his two mattresses and fucked it til I came. I hope he never found that but obviously he probably did.
Also one time found 3 large duffle bags full of pot in their room. Their bedroom door was closed and they never normally closed it, so of course I snooped. I was scared as fuck to touch it because I didn't want hells angels wondering who touched their shit. He wasn't HA, but thats obviously who it belonged to.
They recommended me to a few other drug dealer families and I found all of their home pornos too. I think they figured it out though cuz the other families only used me like 2 times. I didn't hide my tracks well I was a kid.
>share room with sister >she starts having sleeping problems >starts taking pills to help her sleep >once shes asleep the drugs take over and shes guaranteed out for 8 hours >use that time to grope every part of her body >one night try to get a finger in her pussy >manage to get the panties out the way >her pussy feels wet and my finger slides right in >get scared and aroused thinking she's been conscious the whole time and is actually getting moist >pull finger out >period blood >fuck that >fix her clothes and go back to bed
>be me playin da vidya with sis >get ideas from 4chan cause used it back then >playin sonic or some shit >kick her ass she admits defeat on xbox >she sits on me after losing >says some japanese shit idk what it was >i throw her to couch she looks at me >throbbing boner dont know what do >kiss her, she thrusts forward >hold hand take her to my room >says no one can know about this >taks off clothes tits are huge >sucks cock until she can't breath swallows it all... never happens again
constantly looking at incest porn, used to molest little sister and brother. im suicidal because of it I hate having these sick urges also seeing a lot of pedo shit online without covering my tracks being dumb basically.
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