I don't care anymore i just need to let it out. I want to bang my Mother and her Sister both at the same time. I want them to use strapon's on each other and on myself. I want them to dominate me and vise versa. I'm constantly stealing pairs of her underwear and sniffing them while i jerk myself off. I tend to sometimes even use her own vibrator up my ass and suck on her toys just to have a taste of her pussy.
I'm totally fucked and i know that
Pic related aunt on the left mom on the right.
took this secretly behind her back when i went over to her place to help her clean her windows. I would do so many dirty things to that woman.
Dude... that isn't... that's not you in the background lurking them is it?
TRIPS SAYS YOU MUST
Also sorry OP but you're outright fucked. Your mom and aunt are fine as shit and I would inseminate both of them all day and all night until I pass out.
I'm already saving all the pics you're posting. Proceed.
Here you go
I get that A lot
I have never seen this picture of her before. My good lord.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH... does OP have a chance?
Let's build some hypothetical situations for analysis. It's a given that in his current physical state he has no fucking chance (bitches that fine over 40 have at least SOME standards) But say he starts working out and gets some style so that his mom/aunt notice him getting aesthetic. Then he starts chilling at home shirtless or working out shirtless to start getting them really noticing. Then bit by bit, patient as a fox, starts to "accidentally" walk in on them changing, or be "caught" changing with a boner... is feasibility starting to happen here?
I will at times hug them and squeeze their butt as a joke. Or at times when i hug them ill put my face into their cleavage. And when ever either are in the shower i try to knock on the door so they answer with just a towel on and most times they leave their door open. sometimes can see a small little nudity via the mirror.
or hire some good looking guy to begin hitting on either of them, until he gets to bed (ideally both), then OP runs into room and get into play or blackmails to tell everyone unless he gets some action
I think it's win-win. Unlike teens and 20s bitches, milf and cougar women will love ANY attention, especially if it's sexual. Either
a) Mom/aunt are "repulsed" (but flattered) and start working to get OP some pussy from other girls, or
b) They relent from all the pestering and OP ACTUALLY GETS TO FUCK ONE OR MORE OF THEM.
Wincest gets 35+ women off as much as dudes, no lie.
Jesus I can't even blame you. You're the only dude in this pic and it looks like your entire family is hot slutty women. My mom stopped wearing bikinis before I was even born shit nigger fuck your mom and your aunt and pretty much everything with a vag in that pic.
this is absolutely possible
op isnt hideous/overweight and Im not gonna lie the family seems to have a bit of "flavor" to it and seem like they like to party...am I wrong OP?
If this is true it sounds like they are kinda asking for it leaving the door open and letting you joke with them like that. Are they married? Happily getting dick often? I bet one of them isnt if not both. The challenge lies in allowing it/making it happen "naturally" without the knowledge of the other family members finding out. TRUST ME if they have an opportunity to do something in a bubble where they feel safe and like no one will find out(or are just hammered) you could AT LEAST get a handjob/cop a feel.
A great way to get to touch them more would be to give them a massage. I have massaged my mother a couple of times after she have been working out and let me tell you, it's one of the most exciting experience I have ever had.
OP IS A DEMI-GOD
YOU MUST ASCEND TO GOD STATUS BY NOW GOING TO THE DIRTY LAUNDRY PILE AND POST DIRTY PANTIES FROM THERE!!!!
you really are cancer. Post her name or go talk your shit some other thread where OP isn't delivering exactly what he says he will.
No one gives a fuck. Let's focus on getting OP's mom/aunt's nudes.
First off shut the fuck up retard, I already stated i dont have nudes. So if thats what you want i don't have them.
On another note i jsut found something very very strange that i have never seen before that she owns.
I've never been on reddit, so there's no going to back there. Why all of the hostility over something that's in all likelihood, true.
Yeah, he'll have to move out, but he'll be outcasted by his family. He'll be known as the Incest Marauder.
SO i found this, From what i can tell theirs a little bit of discolor on the very end and middle part of the shaft. Which means this has been getting used more than i can imagine.
Now get ready for the fucked up thing. Note my mother is single and always hangs out with this new girlfriend of hers, Which is just friendship. They;ve known each other for a long time but she has never met me as of recently
so i go do a little bit more digging and i find this monster fucking thing which is now in my possession.
i can still faintly smell her friends juices on this thing.
Well, wish I could stay OP but since there are no nudes or further bikini pics Im going to get some sleep.
Tits for your valued deliveries ITT.
>4/10 compared to your aunt though :(
If she needs dick that badly she will never think twice about a gloryhole. Try it and if it works, tell her afterwards that she enjoyed her sons dick and might as well keep enjoying it because there is no going back
Goddamn you all are some sad fucking pieces of shit. You still live at home like sorry ass losers. You're just as bad as bronies.
theres not many pictures left of my aunt or mom, Just been taking what i had on my phone.
i mean if theres anything you are curious to seeing i might be able to make it happen.
she's not home right now
i dont live near my aunt to make that happen right now
i could do that, Little scared i might mess up her clean drawer and she will notice.
Damn, that's who she's been fucking? You have no chance in hell OP.
Also, how does it feel that literally ANYONE in this thread has infinately more chances of fucking them than you do?
his mom got railed / maybe is getting railed by the dude in this pic.
that's just factual information do with it what you will.
>I will at times hug them and squeeze their butt as a joke. Or at times when i hug them ill put my face into their cleavage.
Aaaaaaaaand op is confirmed as a shit talking fantasist.
I'd bang any of the three. Your mom/aunt is more taboo though. Also your cousin is a bottle blonde dime a dozen hoe whereas the aunt/mom duo are Milfazonian Valkyries from Olympus itself.
SO apparently someone foud my moms phone number and is texting her random shit, I now have to leave to bullshit my way out of this one. Thanks for all your time. Hopefully some of you fapped a good one out.
yes let's ruin OP's short life by providing this thread to OP's mom and aunt. They probably already know he wants to bone them, but hell - so do we all.
You really should have seen that coming. or not.
Depends on how long you've been here.
Every time I write my nationality in a thread I'm waiting for someone to correct me and tell me which county I'm from.
Nice knowing you OP.
>implying I can be bothered trying to ruin your life
I would totally fuck the ever living shit out of both your mom and aunt. Not at the same time though. Separately. Take my time with each. Do every orifice and cover every inch of their whore bodies. They both must suck cock like their life depends on it. Seriously, I can see them being masters of cock sucking. OP, you have to spy cam your mom and post here
Very true. I'm not going to go personal army mode either way though. OP alerted me to some hot cougar material that I will encourage my future wife to grow into.
That I am very OK with.
Ugh. It's turned into this type of thread. The one where someone posts something beautiful and then the raging retards start mashing their lips together to make the stupid fall out.
You do what you wanna do you autist lego fucker. Noone can stop you you spic licking paint sniffer.