ITT: Describe your sex life using Spongebob quotes
"Firmly grasp it"
First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...*sploosh*
Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun’ll come up, and it’ll be tomorrow, and we’ll still be working! It’ll be just like a sleepover! Only we’ll be sweaty and covered with grease!”
Sandy! This is your pappy speaking, and I forbid you to go after this worm! Y'all come back here, young lady!
"Patrick, you can't do that! She's the teacher!"
We're ready to perform!....
That's his excited face
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