NUCLEAR WAR IS HAPPENING!
>>611192666 is closed
and this one has blackjack and hookers
Dubs get entry
trips open/close the door
quads set off the bomb!
if the door is open when the bomb is set off, everyone in the shelter dies.
>OP from the Satan 666 thread
I think I'll just watch you faggots try to get in your own bunkers. At least you had enough sense to find them.
Good job fagget now the doors closed and no one gets in.
Rolling to use my retard strength to open the door. If I die in the process, so be it. I'll surely have saved others.
Can I come in? I like to cook and I used to do tomboyish things like go hunting with my dad and older brother.
REGAINING MY TARD STRENGTH... IF THIS POST ENDS IN 69, I TEAR THE DOOR OPEN
Knocks on the door politely
ima fuck all yall niggas
GAHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA RIP MY DICK OFF IF I CAN'T GET THIS FUCKING DOOR OPEN!
*chihuahua attempts to enter the bunker*
Oh, door's open. Okay, I'll just walk right in.
niggers, hookers and blow?
goddamnit let me in already
IT TOOK ME 30 SOLID FUCKING SECONDS TO UPLOAD THIS.
WHO'S LEECHING MY BANDWITH
Reporting in with my sister. Shall i pass?
Why does Satan keep closing the door? Goddamn it Satan, you'll get nuked too.
Fuck you, Satan.