Trips decides how I come out to wife children and parents. Will deliver with stream. So fucking strung out on amp just gonna do it.
Show them video of you in a gangbang with 5 other bear guys
Also she asked why I was up this late. I told her I'm an adult and can stay up as fucking late as I please. This made her quite upset. Aha I dont care. Fat dyke can drive into a river for all I care.
"My kids" the oldest one is 10 and does nothing. He sucks at literally every sport we tried him out in and still just gave up after half a season. The little one is a 6 year old girl who gets spoiled in every fucking way by her mother. The fucking kid has an iPhone
Wife went to go make some breakfast. Ugh this is 7 years of my life down the drain.
Fuck up the rest of their week.
otherwise they would never appreciate their iphones!
Tell kids, beat wife, go to nearest store and try get the areas high score and finally an hero by cops
Yeah but I don't. I try to but every time I see them I want to blow my fucking brains out man. Oh well. I guess it might be for the best to wait a little bit but my wife is going on another "on site meeting" dumb bitch doesn't know phone tracking is on since we have a 6 year old. Slut's been going to a fucking sauna and her calls are made to an Anthony B. Fuck
Except for the fact that I raised kids who weren't mine for 7 years in a loveless marriage with a wife who cheats on me. I'm the pos for hating my life and wanting a change? For fucks sake I'm only 32.
Sing them a song about it and dance, make it into a broadway musical
Depends, if work stuffs somewhere close to 75mg spread out through the night with hard alcohol in the spaces between dosing. On other nights barely any, I'm more particular to my beautiful prescription opiates and klonopins.
Kek. You assuming that amphet=adderall is insulting. If you knew dick shit about pharmacology you'd know that adderall isn't just amphet, its a mixture of different amphetamines hop off my dick buddy.
the first female name that comes to mind is your new name.
the next articles of clothing you see you wear.
now go downstairs like a slut.
when your wife is shoked say "HEEEEYYY girlfriend! I have a surprise! my new name is Celestina Turnip Starchild Butterfly-Keeper and I am one with the penis!"
then show them your dildo collection.
when they react to this, get very defensive and leave in a huff.
follow your wife to her "meeting" when she meets with the guy you walk in like you know who the fuck he is and tell the bitch youve met him on the cruising circuit.
You fuck their day up and youre out.
Hey op, why did you marry a woman if you are a fag?
If trips you never tell them.
Tell the kids that their real mom is actually a man
>get the whole family together
>come up with a little competition
>who can draw the straightest line with a sharpie
>let everyone have a shot
>its your turn
>draw a fucked up line that's all over the place
>oooopsieee this line is as straight as I am!
Man, your situation sounds fucked, but you've gotta take some blame for it. It's all messed up, but if you're gay, why do you care she's cheating? The kids not being yours...well, it sounds like that's a good thing. Do the rest of your speed, drink until you fall asleep, and once you wake up, tell her you're getting a divorce and get the fuck out of there. Shouldn't she be the one who is pissed at you, since you're gay? Be a fucking man.
It's basically adderall. This meth that went to Yale sounds fucking adorable.
Are you actually this retarded? Theirs 4 types of amphetamines within adderall, only 1 has the effects that are sought for a high.The rest is just levo-amphetamine bullshit that stimulates your cns. You calling your shit tier RC's better than Adderall is insulting.
Just go the fuck to sleep.
>Stick wedding ring in anus
>call wife and kids in
>ask if they wanna see a magic trick
>show them empty hand
>pull pants down
>jam finger into anus securing the ring back on your finger
>pull finger out and say thats the smallest thing to go in your ass all week
>take shitty ring off with mouth
Well seeing as I kept her economically afloat while her maternal leave took fucking forever she can't be mad at me for shit since I've never cheated. Thought about it but never went through.
RCs? Ew no, god no. The stimulant RC market sucks right now. I tried ethlyphenidate and I hated it. Flushed it right down the toilet. Fucking chinks. But yeah no look up synthesis for amphetamine. Its not too complicated
So kids wake up generally at 6:30. They have statewide testing today lel. Its going to fuck them up real bad to know they don't have a dad anymore. Oh well. I'll tell the missus to pack up since she didn't pay a god damn penny on this fucking house and live the gay bachelor life
>Smallest thing to go in your ass all week
FIND THE FAG WITHIN. UNLEASH YOUR COCKSUCKER. GAY FOREVER. LICK THE BOOT. LIVE THE SUBALTERN IDEAL. BE OPRESSED. DESTROY SOCIETY. CUM. LIVE OPEN. HIDE IN THE SHADOWS. FIND THE FAG WITHIN. ALL THIS AND MORE WITHIN. FIND YOURSELF AND BE FREE. JOIN US AND STOP WORRYING. END SOCIETY. BE THE DESTRUCTION YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD. LICK THE BOOT. KISS THE MOUTH. DRINK UP. THE KOOL-AID IS SEXY. BECOME THE FAGGOT YOUR ALWAYS FEARED. THERE IS ONLY MANY WAYS. FIND THE FAG WITHIN. JOIN THE FAGGOTS. END CULTURE. END ART. END SCIENCE. END CHILDHOOD. END MOTHERHOOD. EAT FATHERS. BE THE JOY YOU WANTED AT AGE SEVEN. BE THE SEX YOU NEED AT AGE SEVENTY. BE THE CONDOM. BE THE DENTAL DAM. BE THE PREGnANCY. BE THE FAG. END THE WAR. END THE PEACE. END THE BINARY. COUNT TO THREE. LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT. BE THE FAGGOT IN THE MIDDLE. EVERYONE MUST END. MUST OVERCOME. FAILURE IS THE ONLY SUCCESS. BE THE DREAM FAGGOT. BE THE SISSY. DROP YOUR WRISTS. TASTE THE ASSHOLE OF SUCCESS. TASTE THE TAINT OF DISASTER. ARE THEY NOT SWEET? ARE YOU NOT SATISFIED? DID IT NOT TASTE LIKE IT WAS MEANT FOR YOU? BE THE FAGGOT OF YOUR MOTHER’S NIGHTMARES. BE YOUR GRANDFATHER’S NAVY BUDDY. HOW DO YOU THINK THEY SPENT TIME BETWEEN THE SHEETS? BE THE DREAMER. BE A FAGGOT. FIND THE FAG WITHIN. WE MUST UNDERCOME THE CULTURE. MAKE THE PAST PRESENT. THERE IS NO COMMUNITY. THERE IS NO SAFETY. THERE IS ONLY AFFECT. ONLY FEELINGS. TIME IS OUR ONLY BIND. WE MUST ONLY STICK TO ONE ANOTHER. LIKE USED CONDOMS WE MUST LIVE FOREVER IN WASTEBINS. WE ARE THE TRASHCAN REVOLUTION. LIVE IN GARBAGE. ONLY THE GARBAGE IS SAFE. FIND THE FAG. BE THE FAG. EAT THE ASSHOLE OF DOMINANCE AND LIVE IN THE PLEASURE OF SUBMISSION. ONLY THE MEEK WILL ENJOY THE WORLD’S END. BE THE END YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD. BE THE END. BE THE PERVERT. DO NOTHING RIGHT. STOP PRODUCING. DO NOT MAKE. DIY IS THE HET MAN’S GAME. CRAFT IS QUEER. THERE IS NO ONE WAY. WHAT KIND OF FAGGOT ARE YOU? BE THE FAG. BE YOUR FAGGOT SELF. FIND IT.
Don't be bitter. You both spent the last 7 years of your lives with each other. Move on like a man. Get fucked up for as long as you like and get out of there. Why do you have to find some childish way to get revenge? Isn't it revenge enough that she's going to have to pay for her mistakes for the next 10-12 years on her own?
>invite someone over and have him stand somewhere in plain view of your family
>start screaming there's something magnetically pulling your boner somewhere
>start fucking him in front of your family and they'll get the idea
Well its hard to not be bitter when the last 7 years of my life my wife, who is supposed to love me, cheats on me and gets pregnant while we're fucking married. That's where the daughter came from...
Step 1: Take everyone out for a nice dinner.
Step - 1: have shoved many various objects into your asshole beforehand. (the more colorful the better)
Step 2: climb upon the table
Step 3: shit out various objects, preferably on wife's dinner plate
Step 4: turn around, look your wife straight in the eyes and say: 'I'm gay, I thought this would be the most appropriate way to tell you'
Step 6: profit?
>Tries so hard
>Still isn't funny
an hero pls
Lel yeah my wife is a slut and is fucking who I presume to be a nigger but I'm not sure. So yikes. I can't wait for the kids to wake up. Should I take the whole family out to pancakes? Then dump the news on them leaving them at the restaurant and drive home?
Cum into base
Serve to family
"Tastes just like that nigger I fucked last night"
But its my house. The woman doesn't own shit ;) I'm set bby, gonna kick this whore and her ugly fat kids out of my house and just have orgies 24/7 jk but seriously I'm kicking them out after the kids get home from school.
No real need. One of my old buds from grad school is a lawyer and I got the dumb cunt to sign a prenup. She legally doesn't own anything. Not even her shitty KIA but she can keep that.
Glad OP is taking control
Watch kids fail exams because they know they are now homeless
OP may be a fag but I like him
Thx, I am on my 5th large glass of whiskey in the last 30 minutes with the speed evening me out a little bit. Of this thread can last at least 45 more minutes I'll post children's and sluts reaction to being homeless poor people
Ah but the thought of them suffering through the whole day makes me feel warm inside, a new emotion. Could it be? Am I finally happy? Kek I can't wait to see their reactions. I'll give the missus like $15 and tell her to find somewhere to live by the end of the night.
Love that you're pissed that she cheated while you're taking it up the ass outside the marriage. Do her and the kids a favor.. walk into traffic.
What kind of pussy needs drugs to tell her your gay and leave? My guess, you're a sub and she already dominates you and you're just plain scared
Np dude glad you are taking control.
Your thoughts on them all perfectly describe my current feelings about my gf. Annoying ass bitch. Gonna dump her.
Kind of enjoying the 800 calls a day though, stretching this out for amusement.
More power to you though. The shitty kids, the cheating slut wife, none of them showed appreciation. And now theh are going to be homeless for it.
This is what happens when you push someone around long enough, they push back. Again, more power to you bro.
Not OP but he is doing what he needs to.
Not into fag shit myself but tbh fuck it, least he is leaving that cunt.
Do us a favor and fuck off you fucking beta pretend alpha faggot ass nigger.
Exactly. That's one thing I forgot to mention. The kids are ungrateful little shits. I told my wife maybe an iPhone 5s wasn't the best thing for a 10 year old. He flipped out and threw a fit at a nice restaurant we took him to as a birthday thing since he doesn't really have a lot of friends.
Hey man, assuming you're an amerifag, you can just disappear. Wait till you're home alone, pack what you want, leave a note (so police are discouraged) and leave. (Don't forget to draw cash from account to live on, cards can be traced).
threads don't auto404 after 325 posts anymore, i've seen a steam giveaway go to 520 posts
I Dont even need to disappear, if whore wife sics her nigger bf on me I'm not a total leftist faggot. I have a gun cause y'know 2nd amendment and shit. Wife doesn't know about it cause I was planning on sudoko once upon a time.
You're about as big a fucking gaybird as he is. He's not doing shit. He's sitting there jacking his bone while enjoying jacking yours. So fuck little boy. Don't play with the big boys till you get some balls.
>Take wife's phone
>Call Anthony B, in front of her and kids
>Tell him that you know he's fucking your wife
>Tell him he's not allowed to fuck your wife anymore
>Tell him he's got to fuck you instead
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I found the newfag
>cool suicide gun
that's fucking awesome
Wow you take faggot to a whole new plain of existence
>implying I was that poster
You are definitely a newfag
Since this faggot isn't shitposting making threads about gay rights and shit. I don't realistically see myself marrying another man but you can be damn sure I'll fuck my way to Nirvana
you're replying awfully quickly for someone who isn't angry XD
Glad all the fags on /b/ have so far enjoyed my misery but dont stress now, there's still more to come. Kids wake up in 10ish minutes. Wife is making pancakes cause I told her its a special occasion!
>Not having auto update turned on
>Not knowing how to respond to a post quickly
>Needing time to sit and think seriously about responses
>taking /b/ this seriously
MFW I have no face.
wow everybody, look how good at 4chan this guy is!
he's so good at 4chan!
Just as you (or he) looks like a fucking idiot taking my bait equally as much.
>Implying I care if I look like an idiot on a single thread on anonymous image board that will 404 in 30 mins.
Do I? I'm getting entertained by every single one of you newfags responding to me, giving me more stuff to shitpost about. In 30 mins you'll never know which anon I am among the masses ever again.
Kay guys kids are awake. Before or after breakfast should I tell them? The little ugly female one said "daddy your breath smells like alchyhol!" Ah well good to know this little girl will probably grow up to be a stripper with daddy issues
You seem to have embedded the wrong image.
Here's the right image, so you can use it in future.
ITT: trolls baiting trolls and taking bait from trolls.
>implying I was taking any bait
>implying I care
>implying his bait was even good bait