how the hell is his dick up by peoples heads?
>be travelling in foreign sandnigger country
>don't want edgy foreign food
>get in line
>see normal burgers and shit
> see side of goat head
i admit it i lost to it good show op
i give credit where credit is due i love a good space ylyl
I remember when Applejacks didn't taste like shit.
>dirty neckbeard /b/tard
>too lazy to clean up food in bedroom
>flies everywhere in bedroom
>still too lazy to clean up food
>buy fly paper instead
>put two up in strategic positions of my room
>watch as one by one these faggot flies fly right into my carefully laden traps
>sometimes their wings make buzzing sounds like a motorbike with futile attempts to escape
>sometimes they try lifting their legs trying to get away
>start feeling bad
>they just want to live and eat and I am murdering them one by one
>start flicking off the struggling flies that have a chance to get away
>try to save a fly near the top of the paper
>grab the whole roll on the way down
>fly carcass-strewn fly paper sticking to my face
>cant get it off
>scream as the sticky tape gets smashed further into my face
>dead fly guts and the worlds most sticky substance smeared all over my hands and in my hair
>scream for my mom as I writhe in disgust on my bed
>my mom comes running, bursts through the door
>she screams at me "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU YELLING FOR?!
>at this point Im in the fetal position on the floor
>I cant deal with this anymore
>everybody do the dinosaur
My ex-girlfriend still texts me.
it took me several reads to actually get what it said
your story touches me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpTR-UmID4w>>611394287
"If i spot one of my distinguished partners, cheating on his beloved woman with another woman, i'm telling her about his affairs, because there's no way he has two women while i have none"
I like to imagine he just sat there all day, getting really stoned, and just editing out the hits...like he just sat there getting high af all day and just had a conversation with the camera, because them mofo's in the background were not paying him any attention at all
i wuz wonce on the computer and my dad dun came in yellin to clean my room and i was like "main, fuck you dad!" then i remembered i was born niggered and i am got no dad it be the cops and i dun got shot.