>brandon comes to /b/ with pa request, target is tim, whose ugly gf he just stole
>/b/ makes contact with tim. an alliance is born
>/b/ doxes brandon, exposes his faggotry and pedophilic tendencies
>raid begins, hilarity ensues
>much embarrassment for brandon and his ugly gf. anon allegedly en route to brandons house
>brandon attempting damage control, obviously futile
>so much butthurt
>so much glory
>so much lulz
So some guys went to his house to fuck him up, but haven't responded yet.
<---- Brandon's FB friends telling him to post his sob story on /b/
First thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611369954
Second thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611380949
Third thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611390334
Fourth thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611398917
>10876 Dean St
>Bonita Springs, FL 34135-9030
>2nd fb: /kaitlyn.gillespie.12?__nodl
Her mom: /alicia.l.gillespie
>inb4 losers brandonposting
AWAITING ONIONFAG AND ANY OTHER 239 FAGS PRESENT
let's do this
This is the longest running thread ive ever been a part of.
OP from second and third thread here, now OP of fifth thread.
>bumping with tits
Thank you, based anon.
OP here again. We need to archive this thread as well.
>bumping with tits
Thank you anon. Here's a picture for all your troubles
Old thread dead, make sure we keep this bumped so everyone can find this again.
We need to regain our former glory today /b/rothers. I fucking love you twisted fucks. Make me proud 239fags. For else this day will be known as the day the 239fags failed the /b/reatheren.
Fuck off Tim. Brandon doesn't even look like he knows how to turn a computer on, much less find this place.
We all know it was you.
Oh sorry. Here's another picture
1. create thread pretending to be Brandon requesting personal arm
2. Wait about 15-20 replies.
3. Post a reply outing Brandon as a registered sex offender and challenge thread to come to my defense, successfully accomplishing reverse personal army
Ah. I missed that.
Does /b/ really think that a bunch of anons (probably all traps) are going to meet up and not spend hours sucking each other's cocks?
They're going to walk in the story, yell DUBS, then go back to sucking each other off.
Spanish student bumping from institute for the criminal insane
Another picture of Brandon; this one's from the second thread
sorry its taking so long I just passed Aliko road I'm now atcorkscrew Boulevard
There's always a Walmart involved in a white trash love story
probably not Brandon posting, but the saggy skank he "stole" from Tim. That's also possibly who kept claiming he met a 17 yeast old at a bay, before the story was blown apart when an anon found the original story.
This image was faked using an app
Tim was the Op of the original thread and you are all gullible new fags.
>Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
>Hope for two...The Pregnant with Cancer Network
>Teen Mom Fanpage
so many white trash interests. god these people are disgusting.
He's a felon. But then again ya never know. They don't care anyway one of them is high off of vyvanse or some shit. He's all amphetamined up. He'd probably get shot and walk it off lol
I'd like to inform you that with the fake message generator, and in the Facebook Messages themselves, you can't "Like" a message, only comments. It was commented, not messaged.
2/10 for being retarded.
I agree. I don't want any of my /b/ffs getting shot. Guys, think of all the dank memes you'll never get to see again :(
It doesn't matter.
/b/ has been awoken
Someone must pay
We are /b/
This is what we do
Zimmerman got off for more in Florida. Anons have an onion cannon plus plenty of archived evidence of intent to harm/vandalize. He could probably get away with the "I feared for my life" argument
The Only Facebook app that lets you troll people by making fakewall posts.
This is a fun application developed by a group of friends looking for ways to pull a gag on each other. This application will help its users to make fake Facebook wall posts along with comments and likes.
Anon don't fucking crash because we want you to deliver
well, on second thought, better not put him in a position when he can kill someone. he'll just think it's cool.
better to abandon the whole thing and continue ripping into him online, where he can't shoot anyone.
It might be fake but so what
This is /b
Does /b look focused to you??
Does it look like rational thoughts run through /b's mind???
I can see it now. "With fedoras and watches synchronized and the house surrounded, three members of the hacker group Anonymous run into a Florida mans home and yell "TRIPS!" before being fatally shot. More news at 10:00. Back to you, John"
Wouldn't it be funnier if the person who initiated the personal army had it blow up in his face?
The person who initiated all of this is Tim. He deserves to be in tears for even trying to use 4chan as a personal army.
It's because we've been waiting an incredibly long while for delivrary, and we all have ADD so we need to find a conspiracy to argue about. But I'm with you. No fucks given just here for lulz
Tim, I want you to picture it: Brandon's hard, throbbing cock sliding into your girlfriend's pussy as she squirts all over him. The sounds of her moaning has he pounds her pussy all night in ways you never thought were possible.
It's whats going to happen later tonight Tim. Your girl is going to cum all over Brandon's dick.
if you think i'm tim you're basically acknowledging im a genius for orchestrating this elaborate and clever ruse.
or you could believe the more likely scenario. that some dumb fuck white trash idiot posted the shit here and it completely blew up in his face because he's a moron. also, tim looks like just a big of a dipshit as brandon. no way either of them pulled off anything clever.
Brandon, I want you to picture it: Tim's hard, throbbing cock sliding into your mouth as you salivate all over him. The sounds of you moaning as he pounds your face all night in ways you never thought were possible.
It's what you've always dreamed of Brandon. Tim is going to cum all over your face.
"how do I get /b/ to fuck up the guy who stole my girl. he's too physically strong for me, but strength is only one attribute of many.
I still can't believe that she chose that big strong man with tats over me, after all I've done for her."
Let's do it!!
“My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do. I just fu*kin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its corpus. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.”
I can imagine the anons al fucked up driving around walmart and target with the intention of bringing /b/ justice, or /b/ustice, if you will. Brandon probably does meth, he looks like the type to suck a dick for a hit in prison.