>lets do this
>brandon comes to /b/ with pa request, target is tim, whose ugly gf he just stole
>/b/ makes contact with tim. an alliance is born
>/b/ doxes brandon, exposes his faggotry and pedophilic tendencies
>raid begins, hilarity ensues
>much embarrassment for brandon and his ugly gf. anon allegedly en route to brandons house
>brandon attempting damage control, obviously futile
>so much butthurt
>so much glory
>so much lulz
The anons are meeting at Walmart before proceeding to Brandon's house.
One of them has a potato gun, which he will be firing onions with.
First thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611369954
Second thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611380949
Third thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611390334
Fourth thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611398917
Fifth thread: https://4archive.org/b/thread/611406637
Sixth thread (#1): https://4archive.org/b/thread/611414558
Sixth thread (#2): https://4archive.org/b/thread/611409651
>10876 Dean St
>Bonita Springs, FL 34135-9030
Girlfriend (works as a nanny)
>2nd fb: /kaitlyn.gillespie.12?__nodl
Her mom: /alicia.l.gillespie
<----- Brandon acting high and mighty on FB. The chat screenshot is the same one he used to OP the first thread. No one knows what he blacked out.
<------ Brandon's friends advise him to tell his sob story to /b/
Fuck off Tim. Brandon doesn't even look like he knows how to turn a computer on, much less find this place.
We all know it was you.
Onionfag is ded
Long live Catsukii
1. create thread pretending to be Brandon requesting personal army
2. Wait about 15-20 replies.
3. Post a reply outing Brandon as a registered sex offender and challenge thread to come to my defense, successfully accomplishing reverse personal army
This just in: Someone claiming to be Paintballfag posted on the other thread >>>611421597 saying that when he went to Walmart, he was detained by police.
Eat a dick, Brandon
Brandon's personal army requested backfired. We are now fucking his shit up
This image was faked using an app
Tim was the Op of the original thread and you are all gullible new fags.
These are Brandon's copypastas. Expect to see one soon about how the whore just loves his dick, and another about how he doesn't know Brandon but secretly admires him and wants to take his load.
I'm really not a robot, if I were, I would know the sauce >>611422539
That can't be Brandon. Brandon is most likely fucking your girl right now, Tim.
Brandon, steals girl from Tim and is alpha as fuck
Tim, gets /b/ to deliver pizzas to Brandon's house and makes some guy drive to Walmart, archiving threads until 3 am trying desperately not to think about the sounds his girl is making while getting drilled by Brandon's cock.
I like Brandon. He's alpha as fuck.
why can't we cooperate with robots, like iron man and daft punk? they are cool robots
what if there are no bad robots, but just misunderstood robots? like the one from i, robot
but if there are sentient robots, how can I know I'm not one as well?
and if I'm a sentient robot, I'm still a robot
but I still complete these captchas
but If i'm a robot and i still complete the captchas, this means that they are uneffective
and if im a robot and i complete the captchas that say im not a robot, this would mean im lying
but robots are not supposed to lie, so am i a sentient robot after all? or am i just a human with implanted memory that im a robot?
LOL No, he got caught
>>That makes him a failure
Also, like I said earlier, I shot off an email to his ugly sluts workplace. Just a quick one to ask thier policy on women who date predators who prey on children
I'm not a robot
I'm okay with letters to the neighbours and local schools warning them
I'm also OK with such things as
>>Asking for references from his boss about past work they have done and any stuff happening now, then contacting them with Little'b's sex offender status
>>Sending the same stuff to his bitches workplace with a nice letter about how they are plotting to rape kiddies she is 'nanny' to
This Thread Archive:
Previous Thread Archive:
What if in the first thread, people were looking at Brandon's FB before he deleted the incriminating messages, Satan?
Im starting to think that onionfag 239fag is brandon in disguise
More like "The Disappointing"
Anon will deliver i know
OP of second, third, and fifth thread signing off. Thanks for the lulz, guys.
>nice porn, bro
And now this reafirms my thoughts.
4chan is no more a place for retards but for fucking pussies, trap and dicklovers who can't raid a motherfucking pedo-house and fill it with onions, or yogurth
(OP) knocking out soon, Thank you OP 2, 3, 5
(OP) Wow, that's literally the nicest thing I have heard on /b/ for 5 years.
thread was already dead whn you started it
What i learn'd from this thread was:
>Onionfag is ded
>239fag died in a car crash
>239 is the gayest area code
>Brandon is Tim
>Tim is Brandon
>The neckbeard skank is ded
>Neckbeards love Snooki, Teen mom and Wall-mart
>I still can imply after 4 years
Between this and /pol/'s Canadian loser its been a good haul