I hate you guys. I'm weak sauce I'll take suggestions that harm other people.
he did say he is weak sauce
And he wants to harm other people
Fuck... Can someone save my dick with trips...
Buy bottle of hot sauce.
mix acid with hot sauce.
ask friends to have burritos with you.
you can figure out the rest.
i change my mind if he pussies out of it do this
but anyway CARRY ON
Hopefully it does nothing, for the sake of me being weak sauce I will only put it in for 5 seconds
:( save my dick... I will commence it in 1 minute
jizz in the bowl afterwards and sentence millions of unborn babies to a cruel death by acid and make a video so i can enjoy the nice crackling sounds and the almost inaudible screams of your sperm
Alright let's get rid of this weak ass shit. Dubs roll. Dick status: irritated.
1 M sulfuric is a pretty weak concentration. Would have to leave your cock in it for 10 plus mins to accomplish any tissue damage. You should wash pretty thoroughly after this anyway when your done being dumb. Good job whoring your penis out to science though. OP was not a fag. Its more fun to come across strong bases such as sodium or potassium metal. Adding a small chunk of either to water = fiery explosion, sparks, and popping.
You're a good man. Here's some OC
If OP drink it, nothing would happen. The pH of the stomach is already 1, and OP's acid seems weak, so nothing litteraly would happen (at best, his throat may hurt a little).
Roll for putting your cellphone in acid.
Exchange bottle contents with someone else's eye-drops.
It must be done, come on OP you literally cannot be pussy enough to not do this. Unless you think it'll explode or make mustard gas or something.
She's a moody attention whore, she's lucky shes so hot.
I never said it's a "weak acid", I said "it seems weak" and it meant "it seems not very effective". I don't think anybody cares about chemistry terminology here, but if you feel the need to, I would love to talk with you about quantum mechanics applied on molecules in order to explain energies of each bond and then the spectrum of a specified molecule.
My dick started really hurting I'm going to the ER
i will do my best to imagine that OP has acid stuck in his urethra therefore everytime he reaches climax he is shooting sperm down a deadly tunnel of doom just waiting to burn them alive on their way out
"So there I was, just minding my own business, masturbating to this hot chick on the public train, when all of the sudden she pulls out a flash of acid and spurts some on my crotch. Damn feminists, they get frustrated over everything."
Yes OP, listen carefully. You have to save your dick!
The toilet drain clearing thing is a base, you have to spread it on your dick and massage it in. Unless you want the acid to burn deep in.
It's not because you don't understand it that I don't understand it neither.
Anyway, I have nothing to prove to you. Up to you to think that I don't understand what is LCAO or not.
i was in the science lab trying to mack on this fine qt 3.14 then she unzipped my fly and pulled my dick out, not im a gentleman so of course i told her to get on her knees and then spit in her face and it was at about that moment when i tripped on my untied shoe and fell my dick landing perfectly in the bottle of 1M sulfuric acid we had lying out for the project we were supposed to be working on, it didnt immediately burn and kinda felt tingly so i wasnt too worried, i just pulled the bottle off my dick then proceeded to face fuck that qt 3.14
about 10 mins later the inside of my dick started burning and my girl said my cock tasted spicy
>going to holland for the nice people
i wonder if OP waited to long, and wasnt here to see to neutralize it with a base, and is now making a 20 minute drive to the hospital hoping his dick doesnt dissolve on the way there
Put it in one of those clown flowers and squirt it on random people.
drink it, let the acid meet its acid friends in your tum tum, and let them breed some super acid that burns out of you and reigns terror over all acids and humans, eventually breeding a human acid race that dissolve the earth...
I don't know.
Just my guess : when you go from silver to gold, the atomic number increases, so does the number of electrons and the number of proton. But since electrons have a probability of presence cloud all around the core, it has an effective charge (as seen by the most outside electrons) a bit smaller than the charge added by 32 protons. In that case, electrons are a little bit more attracted to the nucleus in the gold than in the silver.
Is that so ? If not, I have no idea.
your a faggot for not wanting to see sperm in acid but instead would rather have it in your mouth
The electron in the s orbital of gold has a higher relativistic mass. Because a gold nucleus is heavier than one of silver, the gold 6s1 electron will move faster than silver's 5s1, and as per the relativistic energy-momentum equation will have a larger mass.
The 6s1 in gold will orbit closer to the nucleus and have a decreased energy, making it unlikely to react. The 5s1 in silver will still contract, but not as much as in gold.
Then gold would react better than silver ya faggot.
Learn your relativistic quantum chemistry.
I completely forgot about the relativity. My bad. Thank you for the explanation.
At least, now you trust me a little bit more ?
Quantum chemistry is not just filling orbitals from 1s to 8f or whatever. Quantum chemistry is about to solve Schrödinger equation for atoms or molecules in order to explain what we see in the chem lab, so it is quantum chemistry, it's not only Kleshkovski rule and basic Pauli principle.