Sup /b, this faggot is coming on to me and I am scared, help me please
In the off chance you're serious just brush them off if you don't really care about them. If they attend something you do too or if they're a friend then you just have to turn them down, make it clear you're not interested, but don't do so harshly.
No way his gf isn't even good looking
Tell them "You thought you were talking to *Insert your name here* but it was ME! DIO!
Sorry if this is offensive but I get the feeling that you're trying to advance onto me as if I'm gay. I'm not, and I could really appreciate the space. It's nothing personal, I'm just not gay.
Fine here you go.
You know, i never ate raw shit off another man's ass before...
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