CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
You wake up in a room, there's two door, a seedling and a locked safe in the wall.
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You try to insert the safe into your rectum, but to no avail. There were damages to your sphincter and the safe was slightly lubricated by your blood
You open the door on the left, and are greeted by a flying dick, the dick makes no sounds and doesn't attempt to communicate.
You pluck a sturdy hair from the scrotum of the phallic beast. It instantly sheaths itself and flies away.
You're happy with your hardy hair.
did this one because it got so many re rolls
You play your beautiful pube-flute music which rings at just the right note to vibrate the lock of the safe open.
Inside you find a handgun, loaded and a small bag of fast acting plant fertilizer.
you eat some of the fertilizer and it almost makes you puke.
You don't know what on Earth possessed you to say that, perhaps it was the fertilizer, but you shrug it off.
You puke on the plant, and the plant fertilizer in your vomit soaks into the soil.
The plant starts to rumble so you put it down, and it instantly grows into a respectable cannabis sativa plant.
You hang yourself by the neck to something on the ceiling using the sturdy pubic hair you plucked from a giant flying penis beast.
there is a knock on the right door.
You do nothing between now and being cremated. your cremated ashes are placed back in the room.
the weed plant has withered
Satan enters the room through the right door, takes your soul and apologizes for being late. An angel enters through the left door surrounded by flying dicks and starts arguing with Satan for your soul.
Satan does you a solid and waters your ashes with the tears of rape victims.
You come back as an angry ash elemental hungry for flesh.
You find a way to an hero for eternity, and are sent to the realm of hell for all of eternity. You find your friend Satan and he's excited to see you.
you pack a bong and toke with your pal satan, then play pranks on poor souls back on earth
You don't know what satan is talking about, but he sounds like Kim Jong-un. It freaks you out a little.