Anyone in Vancouver BC just wanna have quick awkward sex right now?
Always wanted to fuck a /b/tard.
You drive over to a park of my choosing. (It will be in port coquitlam)
I will be naked in a playground
You may specify if I wear a blindfold, lingerie, anything at all
You may cum inside
Multiple /b/ros welcome.
Must take pics and post in this thread.
T-minus 10 minutes till I change my mind.
Pic semi related
inb4 this turns into a meet/fuck without the OP involved at all
>mfw i go to it
About to get ass raped by a trap. Have fun with that gay boy.
Done something similar through tinder. Shit was cash.
Kinda cool to fuck a bitch when I just wanna cum and now have to hear from her ever again. I say fuck this bitch, make her wear a blindfold.
Blindfold+anonymous= free fuck hole
well thats the hard part
but we done it mostly in parks
we wish we could find a nice library but no luck so far
also living in the UK right now and there are fucking cameras EVERYWHERE
What's the catch? And by that I mean what STDs am I likely to catch if I go through with it?
bumping with greentext story
>Be me when I was just out of high school
>get job at local restaurant as a dishwasher
>get off past 11 sometimes
>walking home one night after a hard night at work
>there is a middle school on the way home i past by
>cut through the field in the back so i don't hae to walk around the school
>hear muffled talking from down this little hill
>step silently through the grass and peer down the hill to see two chicks sucking this guys dick
>one is chubby with amazing tits and the other is petite with a tight ass
>guy sees me
>fucking waves at me with this huge as smile on his face
>stare at them for a few minuets then realize what a fucking creep I was being
>stand up and start to walk away
>throbbing dick hurts in pants
>turn around too see him doing that wave back thing with the hands
>omg no fucking way
>walk my way over to them
>girls don't even look up from his cock just keep licking and sucking
>"dude i got these sluts from school and they are cum DUMPSTERS" he yelled obviously drunk and/or high off his ass
>"they aren't very good together hahaha you want one?"
>girls kind of make this grunt noise in frustration that he laughed at
>speechless i kind of just nod my head fast
>Big ass smile again that made me smile all big too
>i'm in love with this man
>places his hands on their heads and kind of moves them in a circle going "hmmmmm"
>pushes the chubby one kind of hard away from him
>she waddles over on her knees to my bulge
sorry i'm a slow writer
>chubby pulls down my pants
>unleashes my raging monster
>girl gasps, quickly licks her lips and starts going at it
>drunkbro just cheering her on and enjoying his hotter sloot
>she starts going harder and faster
>holy shit this is amazing
>about to explode
>loch need monster in my pants asks girl for tree fiddy then shouts "allahu akbar" and destroys a 200 meter radius.
>the sluts were vaporized instantly leaving only shadows of their cave-like vaginees
>mfw I found out the loch ness monster was muslim
LOL don't wanna get shot at...also 90% it's either a brown chick or some drug up diseased whore. Not taking a chance on Surrey girls
Same. Also not worth the gas money
>stares at me for like 30 seconds while i expected her to take my cock out
>realize they are being like slaves or some shit, so they aren't doing anything unless they are told
>pull her hair back behind her shoulders
>whip out my python literally smacking her on the face
>"lick my head like a lollipop"
>she does this thing with her tongue where she circles my head ij a way i have never felt before
>"deep throat it"
>this chubby freak takes my 7" cock down to my balls.
>goes from about the middle of my dick to by balls for a good 30 second before taking a breath
>best. blowjob. ever
>taking a breath she licks my head and jerks me furiously.
>meanwhile this dude next to me is facefucking the other girl
>grabbing her head with both hands and thrusting hard
>don't wath long because the show in front of me is better
>takes about 10 minuets for me to cum (which when i told her i was) she did her deep throat show till i busted
Oh yeah breh. Some are obnoxious sluts.You want a little more class go hang out up at the sfu campus in Surrey, those girls are generally wanting and also not entirely stupid or obnoxious
>sucks me till my balls are empty and my dick is dry
>drunkbro stopped being so violent but girl is going ham and his balls and jerking his dick
>by his facial expressions he was pretty close too
>a minuet or so passes and he pulls back, starts to jerk his dick, and blows a huge load on her face.
>chubby waddles over (still on her knees) and begins to lick the cum off her face
no joke /b/ros I can't make this shit up
>after shes cleaned her face they do this crazy sloppy cum swap where they are half licking, half kissing
>chubby gets most of the load in her mouth, shows me and drunkbro, and swallows it.
me and drunkbro are good friends now
play lots of games and smoke weed together
found out later those girls where high school seniors trying to fuck drunkbro to get his heroin he was selling at the time. Best night of my life so far
Her name was Roberta Picktina
The dubs just keep coming I am KING!>>611639077
Someone do this in utah and ill deliver
Go to /soc/ or /b/ meet ups. I did and now have a 10/10 fucktoy who worships me. When he's not here playing a cross-dressing trap--in my skirts and makeup no less--I get to walk around with a 6'2" gaunt-cheekboned, androgynous, Andrej Pejic lookalike. We're fucking like rabbits and it's damned and glorious.
Why meet strangers in some park when every day you could have the most exquisite beauty begging at your feet for nothing else but your hands on the back of his head?
In time you will come to find out this place is nothing short of a shit hole maybe not today nor tomorrow but some day you will
hmm, well considering /b/ kinda has everything, like gore threads, porn webm threads, cringe threads and the occasional thread about some idiot asking if this thing on his body is ok and such. Its just a good place for me to chill on alone or lurk with my boyfriend and mates. and i don lie about being a girl and i dont expect people to fap to me considering they dont know what i look or sound like and like you said i could be a guy for all they know.
i could but you see, my self confidence is basically as low as it can go, i dunno according to people im pretty but then other people will say alot of shit so i kinda avoid the whole, showing photos and such.
who ever i reply to thats who and im 19
eh good enough i guess haha
yea na mate, ive see girls put their photos up and everything goes to shit besides i dont have any photo from nowish, most likely the best one id have is from when i was like 15
Yeah but those girls attentionwhore in their own threads. If you ninja a completely unrelated thread (like this one) you only get stragglers.
Have you changed much from 15? Could give a good base opinion for you (or bring out the jb lovers :/)