Dad's playboys and penthouses
my lil sis had a subscription
I stole my uncles playboys when I was visiting his place. Before that, there used to be a "show" called "Latin Lovers" on TLN at midnight that I used to fap to. It was softcore as fuck, but gold as a kid.
I had stolen a copy of this movie from the local video store. Many long nights fapping.
That's pretty sexy.
I fapped to Madonna in Dick Tracy. I was like 7.
this show is what got me into hentai and shit...damnit
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
actually, it's the other way around. Showgirls is the superior version as Striptease tries to take itself seriously and fails in the end while showgirls is a satire of the sex industry and actually has something to say. It doesn't quite work but its definitely better.
this vid was THE SHIT back then
From a 2015 perspective, the thing that strikes me about that webm is how... innocent it is. She even has a giggle mid-deepthroat.
Madonna, the slutty icon of our childhood, is less of a slut than random 16-year-olds on YouTube... I can't wrap my mind around it.
I'm still fapping to that webm, though.
Excuse me. I blew dozens of loads to Pam in 1996.
Started out on Ellie Mae but quickly graduated to Miss Jane
farrah motherfucking fawcett. an original charlies angel i might add
imagination worked better when i was younger, but when she came on the tv i immediately had a hard one
look dude, no one gives a fuck what you think of pam
when that vid came out, she was a prime pussy, completely shaven, which was rare
she is as much of a slut as any other fucking celeb and no one cares about your virgin ramblings
stop being so fucking edgy, you give it out to everyone that you're a virgin with this kind of talk
Say hello to an old man...
I've had this movies recorded on VHS.
i may have a bit oh Scottish in me or at least me ma did lol
Ornella Muti as Princess Aura. Delicious.
shes like 80 now and still looks this good.
Me too. I used to imagine, while I was at cross country practice, that I wasn't pacing the girl in front of me, but was in fact chasing her so I could violently rape her. Possibly by shoving a stick in her orrafices
I still can't resist her terrible-yet-arousing acting and her incredible dick sucking skills. This video destroyed my semen reservoir when I first discovered it ages ago:
Xena, in particular her.
I hated it when my brother watched along. Had to fap under a blanket.
Ha hahaha Hahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
always fapped to this cuties
This DVD. Found it in the kitchen cupboard in my dad's house when I was 8. I'd sneak it past him up to my room when he fell asleep on the couch.
>include women in media. Not because feminists will otherwise whine, they actually seem in place
>Females were simply females because people generally accepted that men and women are just different
>Because of that, film makers had the time and space to portray actual strong women without making them simply behave like men, which looks silly
>Kelly Bundy was allowed to be sexy without people accusing each other of being a pedo
God damn, I suddenly realize that during the 90's everyone had a crystal clear idea on morals and ethics compared to today's society.
>Late 90's, early 00's
>No Pr0n Mags
>Basic Cable TV
>Need fapping material
>Find mom's underware catalog
I know bro.. It's almost kind of sad the sick shit we have to fap to now in order to get the same pleasure as during those days.
When we had our first dial-up modem I discovered that I could finally fap to exposed tits. It only went downhill from there.
My big brother downloaded a colege fuck fest video from lime wore. I've looked for it for so long. It had a sexy blonde, and they started fucking on the couch. After a while some dude said "you're hurting her you're hurting her" and laughed while he said it. They got pissed and went into the bathroom and started fucking for a while and after he came, the camera man asked the girl how it was and she loved it. She asked the dude and he said "eh it was alright"
I wish I still had that video. It was probably from like 2002 or so. That's about when i was watching it.
I would kill for someone to sauce me to it.
Good Old Hannah !!
Still have the full collection :-)
>So many faps.
That bush. Out in the bush. Fuck!
>name protagonist "fick"
>attention whores all the way
French movies: selling /b/-style as "art" since (at the latest) 1980
Ach du scheisse! Sag nich du bist mit nem 5kilo katalog zum wichsen aufs klo!