Celeb Fuck Thread.
Post celebs you'd fuck, describe how you'd fuck them.
jonny depp's daughter, cant remember her name.
would pound her rectum whilst we lie in a giant pile of cocaine listening to lana del rey
I would kneel before Gaga and do exactly as she tells me, pushing my tongue into her ass, rimming her for hours as I try in vain to make her cum.
No clue why I find her so attractive
i bet she is real freak in bed
I want to cum on Emma's. And then make swallow it.
Holy shit my dick, I would do everything for and to her
I'd tie her hands behind her back, push her down doggy style and eat her ass.
Put her on her knees and fuck her face. Spank her face with my cock.
Then slap her tits until they were swollen and red and she cried. Then I would shoot my cum down her throat while keeping both here eyes open with my fingers.
I want to tie Chloe's hair up in pigtails, dress her in a school uniform and make her gag and choke on my cock until I explode into her hot mouth.
I'd grab Miley by the hair, bend her over a table, rip her clothes off, spread her tight little ass cheeks and ram my cock into her asshole, making her scream for more.
I desperately want to make sweet, sweet love to Perdita Weeks. I want her to sit on my dick on the edge of the bed and cum deep inside her while she looks back at me with that god damn smile... jesus I want her to have my babies. Damn I'm horny.
I'd Fuck her silly.
I want to fuck Sophie in her asshole and choke her until she passes out, then continue to fuck her in the asshole. When I'm not fucking her asshole I'll get some random men to pay me to fuck her asshole and when there is nobody around I will have her insert objects into her asshole. I'll continue this training every day until she breaks and becomes an anal slave and needs to have something fucking her asshole at all times.
Just look at her eyes. I mean damn. Dat smile looking back at me while I cum.
Do you want a turn on her mouth too?
fuck her good
Time for me to ruin her for you, this is her ass
I'd make that fat cunt cry. Pin her down and just rail her big, soft, fat ass as hard as I possibly can, stick my fingers down her throat, make her beg me to stop, then feed her my cum because she's a fat bitch so she's obviously hungry.
Jessica Chastain. I would make deep, constant-eye-contact motherfuckin LOVE with this woman in every available room and take it to the backyard. We'd have the crazy pushing-against-the-wall kind of making out while being indifferent to our surroundings and knocking shit over to get a flat surface so we can continue our frenetic fucking and lovemaking.
I would kiss every inch of this beautiful specimen while watching her skin get goosebumps and smile as she arches her back as I go down on her and kiss my way up and down her body.
yoyoyoyyoyo remember that song from outkast??
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo
Just imagine that big fat cunt body jiggling and bouncing as she's on her hands and knees, huffing for breath as you stretch her asshole open, slapping her face and those big cow udders.
Most buttholes don't taste like poop unless you're fucking filthy bitches who don't know how to clean themselves.
Anyway I am obsessed with the idea of fucking Christina Hendrick's massive tits while I squat over her face and she rims me.
Once the whore's asshole is good and trained I'd whore her out more to random men and women who are free to do anything they want to her so long as she doesn't die or get hospitalized. If she wants to eat I'd make the bitch suck my cock until I blow all over her food so I can train her to need spunk with every meal. If I have guests over she'll be there to take as much abuse and cock as they want to give. In short she'd be just a bimbo pig who can't get by without dick.
I'd milk my balls dry on those fucking jugs and wouldn't come close to covering them so you bet I'll hand her off to you to keep her going while I grab a Gatorade to replenish my electrolytes.
I would fuck her from behind, yank her hair back tight and watch her tits flop back and forth
I would fuck her gently in the missionary position while she stares at me with her big green eyes. Then a few seconds from orgasm I would pull out and cum in her mouth, making sure she swallows every drop.
I would lay her on her back on a bed, hold her legs up in the air with one hand, and fuck her while standing up at the foot of the bed
I would generously lube up, titty fuck her and come on her face
I would hold her head back by hooking a finger in her mouth and fuck her in the ass
That just means you have good Test levels.
Seriously though I would just worship and ravage her tits for hours straight and find it immensely satisfying. Total neglect of all her holes just complete devotion to those huge fucking jugs.
I would force Kat Dennings to go ass-to-mouth until she learned to love the taste of her own butthole on my meaty cock crammed between her dick-sucking lips.
I would take her to my place and do the reversed cowboy with me into doggy as I cum inside her and have a baby with her and just live a life with her.
I want to use her feet as a sex toy
dat ass tho
i wanna feel her anus squeeze my shaft dry of cum then she can get up and drip that shit all over my stomach
Bukkake for Nicki. Definitely bukkake.
I'd get twelve or so of my best friends and stand around her. We'd jack our cocks furiously while she squats, bouncing up and down, licking her juicy lips and jiggling her epic ass and udders. Her long-nailed fingers slick with her own pussy juices as she masturbates, moaning lewdly, swearing... daring us to splatter those caramel curves with our hot, white, gloopy sperm.
Not a bad idea honestly. That is one hell of a perfectly curvy ass.
Curvy chicks are just perfect for anal sex too. So soft and tight and it looks so fucking good watching their chubby bubble butts bounce while you pound away in their tight backdoor. Reaching around to use those massive G cups of hers as handles.
Please give me a call for that one bro because my God I'd love to cover that gorgeous slut in about 3 loads of cum.
That's what I'd like to do to this one. Just get a nice big group of people to double stuff all her holes and then bukkake the slut until she's unrecognizable.
Get her in a gang bang of at least 7 more guys and fuck her until she's begging for more cock
Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Nazi, jew role play. Dress her up like a school girl and make her hide around the house. When I find her I rip off her clothes and fuck her while she says every stereotypical innocent porn line
would pound into her, and i mean, really get in there, with her feet spread wide in the air. all the while i'm tonguing her mouth hungrily, tasting her sweet saliva.
then would come doggy so that i can slap her ass and pinch her nipples while i lean down and lick her smooth skin.
reverse cowgirl comes naturally. i'd watch her sweaty, gymnastic body go to work on my dick, grinding and gyrating her hips as i grip her ankles.
eventually i'd ask her to spin around and ride me so that i can stare at her blushing face as she moans and pants, squatting on my cum-lathered dick.
finally i'd place her feet behind her head and fuck her as hard as i can. she licks her lips, panting and gasping as her toes curl and she goes cross-eyed
>there it is.
pull out and ejaculate all over her pretty face, plowing her hair and soles until she's covered and staring at me with one eye barely open. she gasps for breath and swallows whatever i managed to get in her mouth. her feet fall limply back on the mattress.
That ass is magical.
Along with the rest of her. Lips, tits, hips... she's just a total goddess.
Hot as shit, and possibly likes boys. Fuck. Yes.
she is perfect no other word for it !!
I'd park my dick in her ass, grab her hips and fly my way to space on dat rocket booty
69 her while she sucks me off and I finger her ass. Make her never take her mouth off of my dick, not even for air. Force her to swallow and then fuck her in the ass until she screams bloody murder
>not bonding with your friends over pussy
the ass is fat
I'd savagely tittyfuck those massive mammaries... then splatter her smiling face with my young spunk while she gropes my butt-cheeks and coos loving and lewd words of encouragement.
Oh, I know exactly how she got them.
I'd love to get Chloe to suck the cocks of everyone in this thread. I bet she can take several cocks in her mouth at once.
Wasting cum on anything but her face or her mouth would be a shame. If Chloe didn't like the taste I'd just cum all over her pursed lips.
i want to have sophie on her knees, servicing me and 2 other hung dudes cock's with her slutty little redheard mouth.
then we'd tie her facedown on the bed and use all of her holes, forcing her to cum multiple times until she is lying there, completely spent.
then i'd untie her, force her back onto her knees so she can gag on our cocks until we finish on her make-up smeared face.
I bet the little cocksucker gets so many compliments on how her mouth feels.