New New WW3 Thread Before last One 404's
We begin at Friday 8 AM ET Tomorrow
>Breaking news, US military reports a large naval force heading toward Alaska through the bearing straight. Evacuations have already started in anchorage, Juno, and surrounding cities. All citizens are recommended stay indoors until they're town has set up a evacuation center.
This is our game plan:
>Russia invades Alaska for Oil
Get some pictures of snowy Alaska and troops.
Use the tweet generator bot thing
Got loads of pictures of soldiers in snow for this, somebody just needs to put them in a headline and we'll be good
If you faggots are going to do this, know the difference between, "they're" and "their."
Unlike this tween fuckhead.
Russia wouldn't invade anywhere for oil.
Know your shit, look at how REAL reporters and columnists word their articles and don't just shoot off idiot garbage like this stuff.
>Anchorage, Juno and surrounding cities.
If we can upvote posts on reddit in subs that ews sites scrape from (all the major ones) then this shit will come up on yahoo and the shitty sites, making this look even more legit.
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Russian fleet seen leaving port.
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Putin spotted surfacing near Anchorage.
Anyone here from the onioning 239fag & onionanon?
831chan(dot)tk is a new board that has minimal fags, could be used for planning, and posts never die.
This shit is destined to fail. It's unorganized as fuck. There's not even an agreed upon time of when to commence. Get your shit together, neckbeards. This has potential to be the funniest shit all year. Don't fuck it up.
Look faggits if russia invades america that means that china would have to be involved so make sure to mention north korea invades south korea with the help of china and japan plans on releasing their nukes because of it. It is WW3 we are dealing with afterall.
there is a time and you'd know it if you read shit instead of being a faggot.
but for those like you who don't know how to scroll:
REPEATING TO ALL, OPERATION #April2015neverforget
#AlaskaStrong BEGINS APRIL 24 10PM EST
ALL 'OFICIAL' INFORMATION
> 10:00 hours est on the 24th we start
>begin leaking anon tips to news 'from russian embassy worker who wants to help US' to news sources a few hours befroe hand
>edit news sites, use low qual, hard to trace images
> #alaskastrong - what;s going on?
If any of you new fags wants this to actually work, i suggest you get your shit together and get organized. Unless you really are planning on doing it on /b/... good luck. and someone make new thread.
what if shit actually starts from this
I'm a fucked up guy, I don't even mind the gif of someone pouring out an entire gallon of chocolate milk, but I really don't want to be one of the causes of WWIII.
Here's the updated version of that btw. If you're gonna use my pic, might as well have the best one.
Remember Ebola in Doritos?
Something could actually happen with this. Even if it's something small, like a small skirmish between some stupid ass civilians, or riots in the streets, or killing of Russian Americans, I don't want to be one of the people that started it all.
a fleet coming through BERING straight is 600 miles away and juneau is over a thousand.
you dont evacuate people 1000 miles away.
you dont evacuate people in nevada when the japs invade california
At least 70% of the posts on that picture has to be related with this..
No "nigger gives birth to rice eater" bullshit on the sides, focus on the event.
When some shit occurs, it's all over the place, and portals make multiple threads about it.
someones gotta make images like this saying stuff about civvies getting images of the fighting https://www.google.com/search?q=russian+soldiers+in+snow+fighting&safe=off&biw=1280&bih=607&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=lrA5Va7qEMrasASr6YDQBA&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#safe=off&tbm=isch&q=russian+soldiers+in+snow&imgrc=BVgMVJ3r_0tqrM%253A%3Bmp8B48gZpwH1ZM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fi45.tinypic.com%252F11ik1at.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Ffacepunch.com%252Fshowthread.php%253Ft%253D884690%3B1600%3B1200
Dude, this is 2015 /b/
Everyone here is a fucking teenager with a smartphone. Nobody can focus. Those days are behind us. We dont even raid sites anymore. Its just trolls trolling faggots being part of the "le fun".
>I quit on the first le. Its LOL. Its meme, not maymay and le.
can you shop the street signs to say Bering Land Bridge National preserve. It is the farthest north region i saw in google maps that way people in the major cities won't know if its true or false
Couldn't tell with all the "dubs" "trips" "quads" teenage shit and no extra boards.
-Make a list of what needs to be done
-Make more than just fake american papers
-Gather more than just 50 people
-I will be contact in Belgium
Things go faster in here to europe then ever ;)
Pay attention to the thread. There is an updated picture that doesn't even mention Juneau, or evacuations.
I just can't believe that news article. Obama can't war with anyone. He pussy bitch.
Fixed. I didn't make the original image for the record.
Couldn't find any signs, don't think this is necessary though.
Any other requests?
Do we make a tinychat for tomorrow or we stay on /b/. I would think we could have more fun on tiny chat as the chaos unfolds
Russia would never do that, they know better (honestly hate to say). The U.S. could take over the world no problem. Sorry.
>The U.S. is just waiting for a reason.
remember the U.S. is the biggest business in the world, and most of their money goes towards "defense", not to mention like the jap General said, "There will be a gun behind every blade of grass," because they can legal own guns. The world couldn't take Murica.
Nigguh what if this shit some how sets of WWIII like in a wazoo fashion.
Russia takes advantage of mass confusion the day after the pranks or late into the day and actually invades?
That would probably be our greatest prank yet.
I have got this plan for sometime in my head:
Il fake my phones gps location to..lets say Mecca and then start posting something like "I have converted from Islam to Christianity and I hope you sisters and brothers do the same" or "I dont fear allah, I hate him".
But I don't wanna get Christian people get killed or start manhunts
The thing is... Alaska is the wrong move, why you ask...
>The last frontier
>They have to deal with grizzely bear population that's as big as the human pop.
>More guns than people.
Doet Russia, they will put you on BBC.
I think we should healines like this ;
''Contact lost with Hawaii and *whatever fleet is between china and taiwan*''
''Ukrainians separatist broke cease-fire''
''Massive Russian assault on the baltics states''
Listen guys, those walmarts that closed. Apparently someone saw helicopters landing on the roof to one and people think they are doing something along with the department of homeland security. I saw people talking about the government making them into detention centers or fema shelters haha We should definitely try to include that somehow.
I didn't say shit about snow... I said shit about a halfwhit population that moved to a wild area. THEM NIGGAZ CRAZY. Most of them are wanted anyways, I know for a fact that just Alaska could whoop Russia in Guerrilla warfare, most of them are wanted felons.
>Look faggits if russia invades america that means that china would have to be involved so make sure to mention north korea
>babay's first political discussion
China might sit aside or even hit Russia
Great, let's start a war.
Why not? It's unlike 4chan has ever done anything for good.
Do you not understand that American controls the triangle of
>POWER by far
No one can touch the U.S. or their free market. Their pull is too wide, and big business is running it.
You guys should add a fake video thumbnail to.
Getting passed American defense forces first...
You think that these fools don't have every angle checked. What America is scared of is it's citizens. Those fat retards are running the world.
Appreciate it, but how do you beat a country that makes money off of war?
Remember Charles Hebdo??
CNN had the entire website theme changed
just replacing a picture and changing text isn't gonna cut it
this is RUSSIA invading the US and starting WORLD WAR 3
We need some major graphic design to make this look legit and believable!
If this is breaking news at 10 PM EST, then that would make it 6 PM in Alaska.
The pictures theorectically would have been taken shortly before 6PM when it is DAYLIGHT.
Cover picture does not work, all pictures must be during daytime.