I have a friend who I swear doesn't realize he needs to project his voice when in busy/loud areas, cunt stands next to me babbling in a quiet ass voice.
>dude, speak up
I identified with more of these than I would have liked...
I'm with you here. Have a friend that always seems to mumble, or be quiet in general. Def not shy or anything, just soft spoken. Keep having to tell him to use he's big boy voice.
had a girl do this to me.
used to say she liked every single band I liked
yet.. looked at her fb.. all fucking metal bands
>bitch I listen to punk...
Got annoying as fuck, I actually killed contact with her because she had too much in common
This. I never know what to fucking say to a barber.
>passing up the opportunity to get laid over a difference of opinion
I miss the days when SAP and FBF threads were common on /b/. What the newfags don't realize is that shit like this started on 4chan and, for a while, it was exclusive content. Once the rest of the internet started catching on to 4chan and after this place became flooded with faggots, they started exporting this content to other websites like reddit, 9gag, knowyourmeme, icanhascheezburger, etc. Then it wasn't "cool" to post it here anymore. We made it, fuckers. What are you embarrassed about?
Fuck this place.
>hoping they will find someone else
but they never do...
I can imagine it must be amazing for a barber to have a customer that's not talking like some crazy mofo on drugs.. or some bitch talking about all her problems in her relation or some asshole talking about his dog..
You are blessed with silence and more social skills then people who will just start spewing shit about anything.
Faggots like you are so annoying.
I have to see your same stupid fucking message 20 times just because you're so autistic you need to quote every reply in the fucking thread.
Can't believe I had to go fucking know your meme to get this, seriously.
IKR. So awkward. Am I doing something wrong? Is there a designated pace that I should be walking at or something? Maybe I'm not relaxed enough, or maybe I'm making a big deal out of something we all experience.
this happened to me once at uni, im normally really good with girls but I remember hearing crickets.
>both jerk around in surprise
>she has a slight wtf look
>"sorry I have heat-seeking hands"
>questioning look intensifies
>cos your ass is hot
>well don't blame me, it's the hands
>well...I'm just gon
shit anon if you said it with confidence you coulda' pulled some tail
had a girl slap MY ass in class in highschool once, I just turn around
>Well thank you.
>hear quiet giggling
Later learned from a girl I was dating a while after the fact that the girl who spanked me really liked me.
Kind of pissed, she was hot af wish she'd have spoken to me instead of slapping my ass.
I think about every single social mistake and embarrassing moment I've ever had and recall them on a daily basis years after its happened. I can be standing any where and my face will just go red as I recall all the awkward shit I've done. When I'm alone I'll also put my hands over my face and try shrug it off but it doesn't work so well. I have to then try distract myself because its almost too much cringe to bare.
I don't go outside. If I go outside it feels like people are judging me and I can't be myself. In reality I do normal stuff any way but it feels like I have to subtly watch everything I do and I hate that. Knowing this, I go into recursive loops of anxiety and panic where I repeatedly worry about how I look and behave to other people. For this reason, my anxiety is so bad I only go outside at night and only once every few months because I worry about having to cross the road since there's a social expectation to not stand there too long which forces me to move but if I move too soon I might get hit by a car so I usually just stand there for an unnaturally long time while any cars pass.
I have not been outside in months and I have such bad vitamin D deficiency that my bones are warping. My doctor put me on 10,000 IU tabelts but they cause such extreme migrates I rarely take them.
Any way faggots, it sure is hard for you all having "social anxiety."
That's like saying getting kicked in the nuts is better because it's done by a celebrity. It sucks and so does your shitty, forced meme. The only advice animal that was any good was advice dog. Everything else is derivative garbage on par with lolcats' level of deceased equine bludgeoning.
Some of us do have social anxiety. Obviously yours is much more serious than most of our's, but still, it makes our lives more difficult as well. Don't discredit us just because your suffering is worse.
Smoke pot anon, become hyper aware of your flaws and then you can work on fixing them.
you're not being yourself because you feel as if society expects you to be a certain way, wear certain clothes, talk and act a certain way.
just gotta' relax and think about when was the last time you cared about some random person in public?
chances are the only thing you cared about was their opinion of you, when actually their opinion of you is nothing.
I do this for important phone calls, makes leaving a message a lot easier if you know what you're gonna say. Sucks to forget to say something important, calling back to leave another isn't a good first impression.