Fucked up childhood crushes thread. Go!
>wanted to make out passionately with a cartoon dog
>made thread about this dog a while ago
>no one haz nudes
this is 1 of the sexiest things i have ever scene. i would kill 4000 babies a day, just like abortions to wake up to that.
>not liking the best animated milf in the history of media
I was painfully in love with Shirley the Loon from Tiny Toon Adventures when I was about five or six.
>that valley girl accent
>that pink sweater
I used to have a sticker of her on my bed and i would stare at it for hours just wishing she was real
this. would still mate with/10
Ok, I'm kidding. Not until her human form.
But the boob tree confused me.
Not sure I'd describe it as fucked up.
..also this FF female character.
Just about any female from Gargoyles would give me a Lil chubby
Older sister. Lemme explain.
>decided one day i'd snoop around my sister's room because my friends were giggling about dildos
>wanted to see if she had one
>made sure to be stealthy as fuck, everything back where it was, not moving a whole lot, etc.
>opened bottom bedside drawer
>whole bunch of what I thought were dildos and a bottle of what I thought was water
>big black one on top of the pile
>funny shape, remember thinking "my dick doesn't look like that."
>later that night, sister says she's heading out with friends
>check her room later that night
>big black 'dildo' and 'water bottle' are gone
>think nothing of it
>few months later, the internet has taught me things
>I know the 'dildo' was a butt plug and the 'water' was lube
>took those two things with her that night
>buckets for months thinking about it
Idn't fukd up, but still crushed the shit outta her.
Basically, the first person I ever thought "man, I wanna see her boobs", at age 5
16 years old is still considered childhood, right?
Every day after school I would get baked and watch this show. Mona is a top dame.
Don't ask why.
I went though this weird domination fetish phase when I was a kid, like using smaller things for >rape really turned me on.
From Spyro. I played the Fracture Hills level a lot.
She's called Trixie in Germany
What no love for the others? What about the Tin Man, El Superbeasto, and Toadie? And no love for the purple pimpstain either? Tsk tsk.
Dude, you suck......fuck you and your shitty opinions, m8.
Depressed as fuck when the kid sees her dancing with that other guy.
Movie taught me two things. One, you can stand up for the one you love whether it's her asshole, cheating boyfriend or a fucking street gang that stabs you and you will STILL lose her to some college dude she just met.
And second, nobody leaves without singing the blues.
This girl from Reboot. I really hated the show at first, then the timeskip happened and I fell in love.
You guys think you got issues?
I remember being obsessed with Marcie when I was about 8.
One day i remember drawing her naked and fapping.
DO YOU YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO DRAW A NAKED MARCIE WHEN YOU EIGHT!!??
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Satsuki from my neighbor Totoro was my first childhood crush, still have the original vhs from my childhood stashed in my entertainment center from all those years back.
I'm sure most guys liked Cheetara more, but I was always a Pumyra guy.
She turned me furry
Not that bad I guess. Never understood why DD ran from her.
Happy. She doesn't have to fuck that gross thing behind her...yet. She'll take the part, and if this doesn't turn out to be her big break she'll go right back to what becomes of many failed actresses that are just trying to scrape out a living.
No more fucked up than a skunk I presume. I wanted to remove her stink glad with several anal dicking sessions since I have memory.
Still sometimes think about Angelica.
Fuck.. she turns me on
This and this.
id part her hair with my three inch cock, ill fight u for her faggot ill bet two of my cock into you faggot ass and fuck ur dad in the showe, the shit id squeeze all over her would be alot and quite alot
I recently started thinking about a relationship with different girls. like how they would actualy like me.
Well the cake was a lie, so is this.
No, I'm straight. but once I hit puberty I had a huge telecommunications fetish.
Pic related, always my favorite scene
my fucking nigga
She is probably the reason why I like tomboys so much.
There's a cult in russia that worships her, no joke
i dont know who you are, or where you live, but i need you to take a picture of your sack for me and then post it here. if you do not do this there will be represcussions, and i will hvae to send top men to your location
I'm a homo but my parents probably shouldn't have let me watch this all the time.
>mfw I used to fap to her all the time as a kid
>mfw when I had her card
>it was always dried and crusty
I don't think there are any communities for it or anything. For me, it was things like
>Pretending that slowly turning the knobs on a radio dial, changing speeds, teasing was giving it pleasure
>Humping one of the house phones and listening in on the other end
>Stripping when telemarketers called
I am to high for this, and what?
I'd let her be good to me.
sorry but I dont really have an easy way of taking pictures and uploading them.
To lazy too
> be 9, just starting 4th grade
> flipping through history book at library, waiting for the rents to come get me
> see naked goddess statue as I'm flipping, pass it
> look that shit up in the glossary like a goddamn man
> sit there and stare at tits for like twenty minutes
> develop crush on Athena
>every year in school hit up that Greek and Roman history lesson in the new textbook, develop statue fetish
> mfw my gf is pale with near perfect proportions, she doesn't know the fetish that started our relationship
> she must never know
her and Krystal set me down a bad road. That's what you get for watching talking animals instead of playing with other kids.
Has she really not been mentioned yet?
what the hell is that from again?
I have seen it before but can't remember were
A) What the fuck is "classic pose"
B) No I fucking don't
C) Kill yourself
hell yea, watched it again with a friend while getting high a few weeks ago and that scene came on and had to get up and got to the restroom to hide my boner before it became noticeable. Felt so wrong, but that nostalgia boner felt so right. A dick never forgets man! Used to rub my little confused hot rod to her before I even knew what I was doing. Also love that yellow and white dress she wears later on in the movie.
Have one now. Seems sweet but gets annoying as shit. Does shit like that just for attention, will even knock my phone out of my hand while on internet, etc to "nuzzle me". It's honestly just a possessive, co-dependent thing.
TL;DR: NOT WORTH IT
Rules in case anyone forgot:
1. Thin or tight fitting clothing only, thick clothing will make it impossible to
x-ray and loose clothing will make it difficult because of the shadows it creates.
2. Multicolor patterns also make it very difficult to x-ray.
4. If it's a shirt pic, bras make it difficult/impossible to x-ray,
and if it's a bra pic, padded bras are impossible, so stick to thin
bras/sports bras in certain lighting/lace bras.
7. I can also accentuate shadows in cameltoes, which I sort of
have a thing for (specifically yoga pants), so if you could provide
me with some of those as a form of donation to the international
spank bank of OP I'd greatly appreciate that.
9. Remember that I am only manipulating colors that are already in the image.
I can't accentuate it if it isn't there.
Going to post examples of previous x-rays that I've done so you get a
general feel of things that do and don't work. Base your submissions off of these examples.
Also, I'm going to post unedited pictures of sample girl used so that you guys may practice
your x-ray technique on them. They clothing is obviously very sheer so with patience
you will get results. Feel free to share the outcome of your x-ray with the rest of us, I'm sure
someone will appreciate it.
I recieved all of these sample pictures in the past from an anon, so no unfortunately, I do not
have any sauce on the girl. My apologies in advance.
Ooooh. Oooooh. I've got a goodun guys.
You fucking asshole
>calls post number
also this chick
glad to know im not the only one who would fuck a zora
it was either that or this.
and when she's merged with a dog, she's at least legal in dog years ;)
loli zora whose ass sits on your head at that
I know she's the reason why I have a major thing for tomboy, short haired, androgynous girls. She actually looks just like two past girlfriend of mine, boy were those some gooooood fucks man.
Am I alone on this one? Mainly Keira but pretty much any of them
fuck i never thought about it like that.
i want my dick to go inside of hamtaro and it would space his asshole out so far that hed be like a ring of muscle and fat and fur and then hes just like a rubber band the cock goes through his mouth and hes speared completely and bunched up on the pole like a hair scrunchie
You're not alone bro, I'm pretty sure I got my first boner because of Keira. Dat voice. Dat top.
Also mine, not even kidding dunno what it was about her I think just the fact she's in control most of the time she's on screen. I can even look past that fact she's big.
the villains made that movie, and the animation. The rest was forgettable.
I wanted to steal her from Robin hood so bad.
I never watched the movie that often and I tend to just remember her in the first half an hour rather than later on but you did make me lol
Linka from Captain Planet
Jessie from Jonny Quest
Not disagreeing but she aint got shit on Kida
No, but you have excellent taste in gifs, anon.
It's like...It's like I was meant to find you guys.
But big 80's hair Bulma
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
You're a retard. Have you ever actually read the copypasta? I would highly recommend it if you plan on spending any time on the World Wide Web.
nope, first girl like her was a 14y/o girl in high school when I was 16 and the second was an 18y/o I hooked up with at 22y/o while doing volunteer work at a park and she smoked me out after meeting her on at trail in the woods. Sorry you haven't gotten any chances yet anon.
I tend to gravitate towards women who I don't have a chance with. And when I get a crush on a girl, she's the only one I think about. Can't even entertain the thought of dating another girl. Crushes usually last at the very least half a year. Fucking hate myself and my beta ways.