A girl who has been in a two year relationship with my new roommate came into my bar tonight. Her name is Stacy. She got drunk and then started flirting with a white guy I've never seen before right in front of me. Eventually, she took him by the hand and lead him into the women's bathroom and they stayed in there for over an hour. Customers were talking about it sounding like she was getting fucked really hard. They left together around midnight after a bunch of women started beating the fuck out of the door.
I just got home from work and Stacy is here, sitting on our couch with her feet on my roommates lap. They are watching TV. He doesn't have a clue about what happened tonight. It's obvious that she knows that I know she cheated on him, because she's smiling and staring at me.
What would you do if you were me right now.?
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don't test me motherfucker. You'll regret saying that shit when chewbacca breaks into your house tonight and rapes your mum
I'd fuck the hell out of her.
I'm 47 and I've had lots of roommates over the years. I can't remember most of their names now.
But I damn sure would remember fucking a girl with that body, god damn.
Don't squander your youth, Op. Try to get her to give you some behind his back. It'll be really naughty hot sex and you'll both cum buckets.
slip the information in casually
hey i bet roomateanons dick isnt as big as that guy you fucked in the bathroom an hour ago please pass the carrots
see then she wont notice but roomate will be aware of it
Tell him..wish someone would've told me..
Poor health may have slowed you down. If you are in your prime an hour should be easy mode.
an hour just isn't enjoyable, fuck that noise
This. Exactly like this. Post vid after.
i'd blackmail her for sex, explain all 3 holes gotta be given up, smash her fucking asshole so it hurts and not enjoyable and see how long she sticks around for after, if she kept coming over to you and your roommates place i'd mouth 'all three holes' and hold 3 fingers up when no one else was around or looking and grin like a sadist