So /b/, who's down to participate in what could potentially be the funniest shit to happen here in a while? Convincing the world, however briefly, that Russia invaded the US.
We still do shit 4 the lulz, amirite?
I saw some faggots wanting to do the same thing yesterday but nothing happened. The idea could still be done for the lulz but it needs to be elaborated an planned.
Yeah, the fire died down. The most we can really do right is spread the basic idea by reposting these threads, and let /b/ itself decide whether or not to go forward. Usually ince the hivemind gets going, and the momentum is built up, it doesn't stop.
so? get it hyped up again. /b/ is fucking boring. lets get everyone on board. this has to happen. everyone last night was fucking crazy until some faggots had to reschedule.
We'll need to make a bunch of threads on /b/ about this. Go to other boards like /pol/ or /int/ and spread the word. Also, editing news pages and spreading word in Google will be required
I fucking hate all of you.
Edit a page.
Send the page around the world.
LISTEN UP FAGGOT ANONS!
Flood Google with searches of "Russia invades Alaska" or something along the lines. This will lead others to believe it's legit and that's where the edited images take action. Understood!?
Did the NY times one, then switched to Seattle Post. Could do even better with what >>611963018
Guys it's happening. I'm shaking, my house is only miles from those woods...
OK /b/ may Friday may first we Do this!
every day we report in an keep updated on edited pics and ideas. from here to 6 days from now we need everyone to spread word on this to /pol/ int/ /k/ and more. Get to work comrades!
I don't think that means what you think it means
If anyone can find a picture of a traffic jam in Alaska heading towards Canada, give it a shot.
>Border Patrols baffled as thousands of US citizens flee Alaskan in what claims to be an invasion from Russian forces
>President Obama refused to comment after being shown shocking photos that Russia has invaded Alaska and is moving further inland
a faggot who tries to save girls from sexual "harassment" for his own sexual conquest.
>she's hot guys!
white knight: GUYS SHE'S A WOMAN NOT AN OBJECT! Are you okay sweetie? Need me to get you something? Maybe coffee or I can cook you dinner?
traffic jam and has potential for editing
We could still succeed this plan if we put enough effort and unite /b/.for the idea.
We are /b/ and for this to succeed, we need to gather all of our people and convince them.
Possible gem, nike missle being launched from a silo out near eliesen Air Force base.
alaskan militia mobilizes
The best we can do is spread the word, and /b/ will decide if it's meant to be.
Either way, right now we lack the numbers necessary to begin even thinking about attempting this.
the only way you could possibly make this a thing is by getting some low level news sites that don't background check to report on it
and then of course it spreads
>1. Make a bunch of fake articles with proper spelling and grammar. Not too specific, always say updates will follow. Mention a media blackoit and say the US is banning major news outlets from posting.
>2. Keep posting these threads on every board and even other chans
>3. Aim to start posting every where tonight within three hours, /b/ can't do shit past a ten hour period now
>4. Have a private chat link
russian submarin lands at alaskas coast
Keep posting OP's message and this in other threads and on other sites. Start making twitter accounts to trend 'deleted screencaps'
We start in two hours, fifty-five minutes and keep going
you cant say that theres actually fighting or war
it has to simply be a situation escalation with connotations if you want it to be somewhat believable
Made a shitty breaking news for the russian invasion. Grammar is correct. G8 bait
do you really think anyones actually going to believe that?
Gentlemen...paste these posts onto new threads and other boards once you start a thread. I have to go to sleep and work tomorrow but I want to see this trending when I wake up. I need two anons to promise me right now that they'll copy/paste these posts' points across 4chan's boards and onto new threads
2 hours and 45 minutes to go.
welp, looks like we're all gonna meet irl real soon. fed max prison
Place all of the above info into >>611977987
I'm out for the night. Don't let other anons' ideas go to waste. Take it upon yourself to keep updates written down for clarity sake. Keep posting these threads
Your going too grand, something smaller, easier... Islamic assault on anything is believable. "Jihadists have deployed child soldiers in somewhere." The kids make people angry before they know whats happening!
Wouldn't even need proper grammar lol
/pol/ now has a conspiracy thread about us...
Not mine, from a thread two days ago...let's get this ball rolling