Where did that guy who suzyposted ever go?
A-Are you him?
Nelsonfag reporting. Groving to some losing while drinking Corubas. What's good peeps
>tfw no slippers
tight fit ;)
Home for the long weekend ..... So I got roast pork and lamb. Shit was so cash.
have maori nudes but far too disgusting to post
Winter time is comfy time.
I'm looking foward to wrapping up in a blanket on a cold sunday morning
>she will never sit on your face
qt as fuck. Too scared to listen to her solo out of disappointment
Always been in town brah but spent the last 4 years in chch only just got back a few months ago.
You gonna get me a reputation I never even earned :(
the only way out is to post your clean dick :3
next he'll start calling you Johnathan or some random af white boy name
Anyone actually fuck a hooker? Would like to hear stories
A feel I know too well
Its been out of my control for so long now.
Wouldt be surprised Wairarapas a mess.
With her I did.....
Dream on m8. Is for my waifu. Who is also my polfu
>tfw your waifu is so pure, she doesn't even know what a penis looks like
Ok this is my first go at writing a lawd song.
In my island of copper pipes
I lay swollen lagoon
In the heart of IDbros mind
I have the time
To shitpost on /b/ all day
Yes even with all the gays
Ah ah ah ah
Fucked me in the back
get on vocaroo and spit some bars
>tfw Lorde denies she browses /mu/ but she probably does
She posted lyrics to Two headed Boy on her twitter ffs. No one even knows those hacks anymore
>inb4 idbro calls me out for listening to them earlier tonight
imagine sleeping on a pillow made of breast tissue and fat... or just a big tit
It's the only way I sleep at night.
Yeah man hit up rattlenhum and play some pool. Beer and pool. Nothing better.
>rachel aldana is epic tits
Not singing for no one but this is a happy childhood memory of mine. Share in happiness.
>you know the drill
>come on mate i turned 20 today don't be one of them homosexuals
Did you go out for tea or anything?
Thought you already were drinking? Drinking gallons of cum you colassal fucking fgt.
platinum quality comment chain.
Sometimes I feel the same way about Nocchi from Perfume
I'll listen to it the minute this album is finished
Pool as in a cue and bigs and smalls and pockets and wtfisthisshitimnotgayFUCK lol
>I knew these threads needed more tits
>when you laugh the world is less sad for a brief moment
>a brief moment
>a moment nonetheless
That's me and my friend.
Bit awkward because I think he might actually be a gay...
i have looked, but cannot find.
>Bit awkward because I think he might actually be a gay..
its only awkward if you fail to correctly apply lube.
Could share some of my favourite beats as a present. Been cranking these for 2 years now, virtually all I listen to
These courses be good man. Did the one at UC was superb
damn all these beautiful connection errors...
Don't really listen to much dubstep nowdays but will check em out for you anon :3
just let me finish these albums first
Over here bro. Don't know what to tell ya, good luck i guess
Yeah i've been getting em too lately. Maybe UFB can save me from this hell. What provider are you on? I'm sure Spark / Telecom should be better than this
wish i was at Otago or somewhere cool tho
i think it gets worse during Winter for me
my waifu has a great ass and i thank god every day for it
I always figured it was my old mans shitty 2005core router. You're west right? I'm central so if these connection erros are on their part this is bullshit
So mine was geared towards entering engineering. So 4 courses 12 weeks. Math, English, Physics and Chem. Essentially year 12 and 13 crammed into 12 weeks. Some stuff was dropped but all the good stuff was there. Very strict. 2 weeks this 3 days that etc
Literally essential Summer School Accounting 102 core
What's the proper way?
you would be surprised bro.
Nah dawg. I'm drinking Candian Club so i figured I should name the thread after it. Couldn't give a shit less about the country.
Who /drinking/ here?
>When I say go you say go. dear Alvin
>When I saw row, you say row. dear Alvin
Get some alcohol in your system you poof.
Nah only kidding sure friend
>my nigga reply
oh cool, i think the one at auckland i signed up for is 1 year and its 4 subjects, math, english, and i pick two others which will be chem and bio
but it gives me uni entrance so im not bothered
Yeah, I'd stand there with a sign like "MAGICK, 10 cents" then when they asked what I was going to do I'd say "Look up in the sky, on the count of three a bolt of lightning will strike and I'll catch it in the palm of my hand." They start laughing, calling bullshit, I just put my hand out and start counting.
Lightning strikes, they get their eyebrows singed off. People run away shitting themselves in fear, it would be awesome.
Yeah it was quite the shock going back after 5 years of working. Was excellent though. Everyone was super helpful and gave me a great foundation to start uni with
>Why pamper life's complexity when the leather runs smooth on the passengers seat?
Same here. Just chill and enjoy it. If you feel bad about it then start on whiskey. People understand if you drink whiskey lol
We should totes have a /b/ get together, my god it would be the most awkward fun time ever
>tfw could get to image limit if i spammed right now
hitting img limit is always thrilling
I'm drinking Candian club right now celebrating my 20th now so... pretty relevant I guess
I've honestly always thought this is going to happen sooner than later
good to have you here tonight, pal
lets have a comfy thread
I drop in most nights. Though usually get disinterested. These threads ain't what they used to be.
>to die by your side well the pleasure the privilege is miiine
Yeah man i just lurk nowdays but i recently turned 20 so i want bros to help me celebrate with
did you shout memes at each other?
I'm going to be honest (Now that i'm drunk) but i never was really fond of her. But i do wonder what she is doing with herself nowdays.
name a better album.
protip: you can't.
oh shit, are you in Germany right now?
how is she?
Righto. enough bored for me. gonna finish this drink then go watch some shit. there's a sock with mah name on it
My gf in bed passed out i need to cum
She's back in German with another NZ /b/ tard.
Yeah, that's right, these threads are responsible for two people getting together.
no bully billy boy
The only NIN album i've listened to atm
Oh wow. Good for her I guess. I still remember when she took a pic of her feet after i was depressed after my accounting results
>a true bro, where are you? come cum on me