come on, he cant run away, he wont cry for help and he sure as heck isn't going to jizz on you by accident. just pull that thing out and plow away.
thos one on the other hand might so if you don't want that, you should have him look away
If pokemon were real, how common could PokéBrothels be?
Or just Pokemon street prositutes?
It would probably be a lot like bestiality as far as legally, you gotta fuck them in the privacy of your own home
I mean, you know, I personally never got what anyone would see in sounding. but then i realized, on those poor pokemon bastards, it could stop any gay mess getting on me.
and while i'm not really into the idea of touching dick, i have a feeling that a first time sounded pokemon would be ridiculously uncomfortable while being fondled... and thats really hot again.
i mean, even if they werent into the buttfucking, they could still feel good from their dicks and all... but not like this.
and i mean... its not like i'd plan to keep pokemon around long enough to get used to this kind of shit
For some reason I find the eyes the hottest part of this gif
It's pretty obvious everybody would fuck their own pokemon.
But there could be business in presenting random trainers (and, even more so, people who AREN'T trainers for some reason) with the chance to bang some that they haven't caught yet themselves.
THIS same thing is true with pokemon! We NEEED this!!!
there literally wouldn't be any. everyone can catch them, everyone can fuck them and everyone could stick them into a ball and get rid of them by burrying those in the woods. in case things go really south... and it would.
because just out of frustration, people would fuck pidgey. and pidgey would suffer horribly
While there's a good chance of that, I can't help but think there's also a good chance of it being perfectly legal.
Because, let's face it, A LOT of people would bang at least one or two of their pokemon on a regular basis.
Gardevoir isn't the only pokemon that can attract truckloads of lust.
I like to imagine both you and the pokemon know it's illegal and taboo but do it secretly anyway, It's hotter that way for me
not if you gag them? think before you post, idiot
It hypothetically being taboo makes it sexier to me
Also who wouldn't want Blaziken's chicken thighs
More common than zubats:
Guys Im looking for images from this series, the one where Gar is milking the guy on her lap.
nah, then they would just not feel anything from it... i feel that feeling bad would be better in the long run. psychologically, you'd want them to associate sex with shame and pain.
Shut up, he is responsible for a wave of pron that never would have happened without his constant shitposting bringing attention to an otherwise unimportant Pokemon.
He is a hero
its good that they're not real. makes it much easier to be a monster to them.
should have never happened to begin with.
The fact that he has to set all of his shit to private proves how many people don't like him.
If I didn't live in Australia I would have killed him by now.
>both you and the pokemon know it's illegal and taboo but do it secretly anyway
That'd definitely add a certain adventurous bit to it.
And yeah, that'd make it really hot.
>wandering between towns on the usual pokemon journey
>when nobody's around, sneak into the bushes for a quick fuck
>spending the night in a motel/whatever, getting ready for tomorrow's trip
>lock the door to your personal room for the night and fuck your 'mon silly
>who wouldn't want Blaziken's chicken thighs
I know I do.
He wasn't the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed
i'm torn between blaziken, gardevoir, and lopunny.
Because they're all three hot for somewhat different reasons.
I keep on top of my Pokemon porn and when he was shitposting more came out, simple as that. He didn't invent Goodra porn, he just brought more attention to it.
my parents never caught me masturbating because i'm not a retard that puts on headphones and sits away from the door while jacking off?
no, i just dont feel like pokemon should feel good when it comes to this. i mean, dont get me wrong, theres a bunch i would be really nice too, we all want to love and be loved after all. but in the long run, that would also serve to show the others how little i care about them.
tough titties that those magic balls give us all that control over them
Utterly and completely.
And that's why she's so nice.
All of my mental fan-fics revolve around it being illegal
i think i got most of it from pixiv, back when it was much less accessible.
all of it should be on e621 by now though.
I giant blob of sex and orgasms.
can't go overboard too much with the bondage
Thank you to the anon who told me about DownThemAll,My hentai collection has never grown so fast
Its super hard to get it on the internet. Only hope is in /b/ros.
here you see how boring things become if you allow them to get used to your shit.
if it comes to this, you should send them straight to wondertrade.
maybe some kid will find it exciting still
if you could choose only 1 pokemon to be your waifu and you cant fuck anything/anyone else the rest of your life
which would it be?
Most of mine do too.
I've also fantasized about being a breeder, and knocking up my pokemon myself and making a business selling the eggs to rookies and professors, claiming I bred them the usual way.
well, parts of it might also be on wildcritters and rule34 and agnph.
luxio certainly is on e621. at least a lazy joke animation i did with it is still there, see:
Zoroark, definitely. Already sexy as fuck + Shape-shifting, endless possibilities.
Oh boy. Decisions, decisions...
Along with being hot as hell, she's in the Human-like egg group so I might actually be able to make babies with her eventually.