ITT: Things you should not say after sex
Bonus if you have
Well, not after sex, but during - I was suddenly reminded of a joke I'd heard earlier in the day related to a sex act with a marine mammal, so I paused and told her the joke. That did not go over well.
actually did this. came in about 20 minutes, blew my load on her stomach, laid down for a minute, and then started getting dressed. she followed me to the door, I said thanks, and left.
>implying you lost your virginity after high school
>implying you wouldn't finish your homework before sex
Top kek m8
>be watching Home Alone with gf
>start feeling frisky so start making out
>eventually start fucking
>afterwards we were cuddling and I said
>was it bad I was watching Home Alone the entire time?
>ggf starts crying because she feels like she can't satisfy me
I had to turn the Boondocks off yesterday during sex because I hadn't seen the episode that was on and every time Riley opened his mouth it was fucking hilarious and I kept giggling.
you like getting impaled on your big brother's cock?