I'd like to start the new thread with a couple questions.
1. Top sun, you there?
2.WHERES A FUCKING ARENA EVENT WHEN YOU NEED ONE?
Do you like your feet still attached or, just the feet.
That sounded like a threat! I'll protect you.
Probably the most peaceful games I've had the pleasure of attending~
Don't get hostile with me yet you bright eyed fuck, that comes for when you don't win.
You did good Adachi. Ibuki wouldn't have been able to get any further either.
Thanks for fightin' for the Ibukis!
Guh, it's gettin' so boring!!!!
Cause she was repulsed by your cunt face.
Yes, join us. All you have to do is sink and we will take care of the rest.
We are keeping her sister.
Did you get my previous message Shion?
Yamato's 18 inches of Emperor's fury will protect me. Praises be to best ship Yamato
Not your feet, other feet.
I uh.. don't think I can kill her, sorry..
I've already killed you once before Franky now sit down and do your thing again. Call asuna a cunt face again.
the custom events calmed my nerves, but if I swear, if the next slide isn't an arena event I'll almost be as angry as CRIMSON
I ONLY DID IT FOR THE CASH, I SWEAR YOU FUCKING CUCK
Well, I can't turn my guns on myself..so could you scuttle me?
I've got missiles too since my refitting. Yamato doesn't stand a chance!
Another time, I need to sink to survive as ironic as that sounds.
Something's off about ya, Ibuki....
You're probably drunk or something!
..even robots can have am OTP you know..~
IT'S A SHIP, WE DONT HAVE TO IF WE DONT WANT TO
Why couldn't you have been a robot in KS Lilly?
THOSE DAYS ARE BEHIND ME
Because then she wouldn't be at the cripple academy in the first place.
Ibuki that patch looks awfully familiar....
She could be a blind robot. That would have been kick ass.
But then were back to scare one.
Blind scottinese tea samurai-bot~
Shion your luck is at its worst today. YOU just managed to piss off not one, but two Abyssal Battleship, and one Fleet girl on her way to become an Abyssal. It was nice knowing you.
Square* I swear to god im losing my mind being sick.
Nothin's really happening....
Why is everyone so mean to her? She just got here.
Is that a bad thing? As long as I stay away from the water what the fuck are they gonna do?
I swear, High Death rate is on.
I love you but you were an easy scapegoat.
Like the jews.
Walk on land, see these bricks shion. I'ma throw them at you.
well, we have cannons that reach up to 33KM in land :]
Why is that? She seems like a nice person.
THIS FAGGOT LIKES THE SHIP DOESN'T HE
My ruse is perfect!
That stupid Asuna cunt won't see me coming till I've stabbed her 20 times!
I.. I think we may have gotten off on the w-wrong foot!
I'm not being mean, I welcome our new lady friend.
I get why this wasn't included. Everyone would have just played Mecha Lilly's route, leaving the other routes untouched
Sister, Tanager wants to join us.. unless you knew that cause you're same fagging
actually I was talking about the people not dying thing
and, I never thought I'd say this but.
YOU CUNTS GET YOUR SHIT TO FEAST AND DIE ALREADY
..do you have a secret crush on Crimson Sero..?~
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KILL A ROBOT!?
I ONLY LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND KC
Too late, soon you won't have any feet to get off on :]
Did I just get 4teamed, you goddamn assholes. Well I'm in heaven now boys
Of c-course I'm Ibuki!
Why would anyone want to impersonate me!?
read, I ship it hard
and will you assholes stop being horny and die?
No I'm not.
Tanager you would might a mighty fine aircraft carrier.
Well, you aren't speaking in third person...
N-No, lets go back to being friends! Ahaha!
And you had that suspicious patch on earlier...
Ibuki's a bit s-sleepy today!
Ibuki wouldn't want to murder you brutally over Jojo!
That's j-just ridiculous!
Seems my healthy adolescent sex drive stayued with me, even as a robot~
(Get it? Drive? Cause I'm a robot? Oh my~)
So bout that torpedo.
WHAT!? I THOUGH WE WERE ALWAYS FRIENDS!
I have to wear those bulky shoes so i can support my weight with that tail.
You don't have to hide it, I won't judge!~
WHEN WE MET AT THAT RED SOX GAME LAST YEAR
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SMUG SHIT I'LL KILL YOU!
I'LL MAKE YOU WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN!!
Sero and crimson die on the same slide, it was a match made in heaven
I don't! I like women! I like boobies!
I HATE THE RED SOX
M-Maybe I could uh.. make this up to you some how?!
>Tfw best feet, and you wear those weird shoes that make you look like you have hooves
You even died together!~ That's so romantic!~
D'aw, Hanta~! You were so close!
FUCKING BULLSHIT LITTLE CUCKFUCKING WANKER PIECE OF SHIT. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING ANYMORE, THE ANGER HAS CONSUMED ME
No torpedo would be fine.
N-No, I think fighting you would be a poor decision..
You do.. well Shion I wanna play a game.. guess what!? That's right!! It's about you!! Wanna play a game!?
You roll one time
You roll dubs, we are bombing you.
You roll odds, we are beating your Lilly white ass then I'm bombing you.
You roll evens, we are beating your Lilly white ass then I'm leaving you alone
You roll trips, I'm letting Re-Class bomb you.
Now ROLL bitch
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT THE SOX!? I BET YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME LIKE NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER MORE THEN BOSTON CLAM CHOWDER.
Why are you doing this.
Yeah, you better stop! Otherwise you'll be going 1v1, Hand-to-Hand with her and heads will roll~!
(Psst, she hates hand puns)
No you little green bush. I mean no torpedo is fine. We don't fine if you don't torpedo.
Can't we all just get along?
DON'T YOU START YOU HORNED PIECE OF SHIT
>ACTING LIKE THERE'S A FUCKING CHOICE, AND HAVING SHUT TASTE
GET THE FUCK OUT
You're getting the wrong idea Oni, it isn't like that!
Hnn.... Oh, but I think you two are cute together~!
A-Ah, could you tell Ta-Class to uh.. c-calm down too.. please Re-Class?
Cause I would hate for your relationship to go sour~
It's just an ass beating, not like Ilya gives you those all the time.
So it's not that way then?
Yo. We chat in here and watch the events unfold and die.
I'm sorry JoJo, I let you down..~
It went sour right when he made fun of the Red Sox and Boston clam chowder !
You got this Naoto, best girl always wins! Remember that!
So it's settled, Tanager becomes an Abyssal by 0800 hours. Welcome Tanager..
know what? fuck posting death slides, you all know if your tribs died.