put it in the oven
Simultaneously piss and shit myself, then star crying, because I'm not in my room with the door sealed. (I piss in bottles, have a bucket for shit, and a door flap for meals/ leaving my piss and shit out for my stepmom to collect)
OMG you caught me. It is true that I have only been on /b/ for one day but i have seen the same 6-7 threads over and over and over again. I now feel like a retired navy seal marine scout delta force sniper oldfag because it only took 12 hours to see all that /b/ has to offer.
make some food or whatever i came into the kitchen to do. oh and probably say hi
because i'm not a goddamn freak
As if that is possible.
Sit on her face and suffocate her with my balls in her mouth while sucking her toes. I would then order a pizza and eat it while watching Daredevil on Netflix and sitting on her dead, cum-filled face.
"Why aren't you at school."
"I am a watermelon. Watermelons have no need for education."
I would then proceed to shred her ass until her sphincter blood filled my wine glass for the sacrifice that would become her child.
Same, pal. Same. Gotta make some money first as no girl will ever have sex with an ugly poor loser.
Drop my pants and drop a screaming creamy diarreah shit fartfest onto her beautiful face. Then, sit down so her I'm smothering her face with my anus, continuing to shit and fart down her throat. Meanwhile, I'm jerkin' my hard boner and cumming. Hopefully, she'd pull down those stretch pants and start fingering her pussy with my shit until she suffocates and dies.
You will be a nervous wreck around a hooker.
Only pure Aryan cunnies for me. Nothing less will do.
No. You'll only get roast beef used up whores if you're lucky.
I'll settle for some teen Valensiya roast beef.
He won't be so tough when I point my gun at him.
Fuck up cunt
Normalfag hunter ;^)