ITT: useless superpowers
Your leg hair grows extraordinarily fast.
You can see -0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 times better.
>predict last weeks
post ANY good looking black girl and ill donate my life earnings to africa
there is a reason why black girls climb overr white dick
I'd actually like that. It would be entertaining during family dinners.
You could use this to make your ex's money dissapear. I'd like that.
I would like this superpower.
>I like to dress in women's clothing.
>Hairy legs look shit when dressed up
>shaved legs look weird and gay on a guy
>with this super power, I could shave my legs, dress up, then be back to full guy-leg mode extraordinarily fast
>you can walk on water but only when it's frozen
>you can see into the past
>you can find anything you've ever lost but it will always be in the last place you look
>you can talk to dogs.. but they can't understand you
I actually have these guise
You have a very vast understanding of the future, but it is so far in the future that you can not put it in any terms, plus it it so profound and unbelievable that it seems no one will believe you. Plus you have nightmares about the horror you see in your mind, never being able to tell anyone about it in a manner that makes you look sane.