ITT names you can't fucking stand
My dog is called Larry and my gf is called Shelley, I'm not even kidding
fuck you buddy
If i see a fucking Tyler
They've been a asshole every time
Ghetto black names, such as "La-a".
Pronounced as "La DASH Ah"
You literally have to pronounce the small dash.
probs wont believe me but my aunt knew someone names la-a, but the retarded fucking thing is she pronounces the dash so its "la-dash-ah" and she gets super bitchy when people mispronounce her name like its all their fault and not your dumbass negro name
no, haven't been on 4chin in months and got rid of everything /b/ related when i realised how much of a detriment to society i was. im back though unfortunately. some other fuck can provide for you though if they give enough of a shit
MFW my name is Tim
This. Unfortunately it's also my name
every one of them i've meet is a faggot in their own special way
all of them are white trash with parents who wanted them to have a 'cool' name
what? were you born in college?
>anyone with the name of a month or season
and a single tear ran down Todd's cheek
Anything ending on yler seems a bit hateworthy.
Also fuck every Todd in the ear. Why would your parents even have kids if the first thing they can do for him/her is screw him with a shit name. I mean way to go, why don't just drop the child on it's head so it can enjoy the finer things of braindamage.
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU FAGGOT
>Aiden, Brent, Tyler, Bethany, Lisa
>anything that the parents tried naming to give their kid an "original" name like Brantley, Ocean, Coral, Emberly, all names of faggots I have met
craig was a good choice you fucking dumb nugget.
From 'Alaskan bush people', a reality(?) show on TV. This girl presents herself: “My name is Merry Christmas Catherine Raindrop Brown, and people call me Rainy.” Too cute name.
ACTUALLY it was a comedian who started it off and then pictures were made.
Matthews = Boring, mainstream nerds
Todds = Brainless pricks
Franklins = Useless IT dept. niggers
Josephs = Autistic betas
Mindys, Wendys = Landwhales
Kris's (or anybody with a name that should start with the letter 'C') = Annoying as fuck
Garys = Faggots and/or also annoying as fuck
Codys = Self-delusional douche
Angels = Sluts
Sondra, Sandy, Madison, Paulas or any name that starts with the letter 'X' = Kill yourselves
I know right lol
>wendys = landwhales
>mfw when they replaced fat wendy with hot wendy int he commercials
Kat. Kathleen, Kathryn is cool. Kat is shit.
Lisbeth. Liz, okay. Beth, okay, Elizabeth, Bethany, Beth, all fine, but Lisbeth. Really, nigger?
Sam. Sammi or Sammy. What's wrong with Samantha? Sounds like I'm fucking a man.
Jen. Jenny or Jennifer is hot. Jen, nobody cares about you.
Mel. Seriously? Melissa or even Melinda I can deal with, but Mel? Sounds like a hairy, old man.
face it your gibberish language is dieing, no matter how hard you try.
it's spoken worldwide and you fuckers can't do anything about it beeing changed.
Better learn his way to spell the words.
This is your near future
I love me some Todd Glass, even if he is a faggot.
Besters. Actually it's this kid's last name, but he's the absolute worst human being in existence. Fuckin' Besters.
Also I hate the name Doris. I know one Doris and she's batshit, but that's not why I hate it. It's a fucking lunch lady name and it drives me up the wall.
Names that should be changed after the age of 14 because they sound like a child's name
>Richie (best start calling yourself Richard, dick)
Jamie, for a guy, sounds like shit to say, jay-may, no one gets into a fight with a jaaaay-maaay, no one says "dude that jay-may fellow is one badass dude, dude" i hate my name, then john was a jamie.
Johannes, every Johannes ever is a hipster douchebag and playing in a shitty indierock-band
FUCK YOU FAGGOT OP TIMOTHY IS A GREAT NAME. IT MEANS GUARDIAN OF THE WORD OF GOD. WHAT IS YOUR SHITTY NAME FAGGOT OP? I BET IT'S SOME GAY UNSEX NAME LIKE SPENCER.
>ITT: OP being a faggot.