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At last, a chinese person appeared. He had no hair on his head, and was dressed in a rather squeaky latex suit. His lipstick was sparkling in the mild summer night, as he pouted and spread his knees...
A singular god makes a realm of pure energy for other lesser gods to play in, and over the epochs of time the realm starts to succumb to entropy and realm starts resemble our own early universe. And the lesser gods begin to battle over how the universe should take shape.
Meanwhile, on 32,000 ft, a 747 soars overhead. The Sino-African captain was just enjoying his mayonaise slurry, when his Mexican co-pilot alerted his attention. The radar showed the plane was in close proximity of a giant feminist frequency transmitter station. Agneeto Sharkozian was lecturing about Great White Shark privilege and Misantropy on Trumpler. The captain was intrigued and changed altitude, and warmed his slurry between his strong, Sino-African calves. Meanwhile on Nignugger land below...
As if by magic, Ray William Johnson started to make a podcast about the happenings in the street, from his secret hideout, just behind the dumpster. His hot, but slightly retarded AZN grrlfrrnd Anna Akana, spotet her chance to finally garner the attention she craves and promote herself from being a failed actor and designated cumdumpster, to rape victim. She rans towards dem nigs while she removes her clothes in a rather tardy fashion.
Part one: I summarized this for a kids audience guys, just so we can send it to pixar and hope for acceptance
Once upon a time there was a thief of dark skin orient. he could not keep his hands off of anything, as you see he was a slave, and a thief His skill and cunning led to him looting the whole city, he was just that good. This was the life he lived until, One day, the thief gazed his eyes upon the masters watermelon field, and saw a watermelon of true beauty, a watermelon that shone in the feilds with a small glimmer Alas the thief was not ready to steal from his masters field, as he was still suffering from the loss of his arm in the slave riots. So he left and headed to the liquor store (for the adults) on the way singing the song of his people as he looted and pillaged every house on the way. An Officer of the law, known for his bravery noticed the misdeeds of the thief, and that he was about to aim for a nice young lady. the officer ran so fast he struggled to hold onto his pants, yelling for the thief to hand back all the stolen property. But to no avail one of the theifs friends was awaiting him and started running towards him, the officer afraid yet standing his ground, until, he noticed that the theifs friend was the lochness monster. The lady shocked out of her pants, barely contained herself The thief notices food from a nearby dumpster and quickly pounces on it as fast as a puma. The lochness monster screamed that he hated both the officer and the thief, and that he was indeed no friend of either party A rival gang of various animals and people come out of the corner display dominance and try to join in on the fight
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