ITT: Celebs you think would give the best blowjob
Looks like just another generic "hottie", to me.
She probably fucks like a starfish and has the personality of a Thorazine-addled sloth. With Down's Syndrome.
Still, you unimaginative neckbeards who walk without moving your arms and talk in monotone voices, you go right ahead and lust for her. Whatever keeps you in your dirty bedrooms and not stinking up society is just fine, with me.
I may or may not have first hand experience to corroborate this.
>went the whole series without fucking the hottest woman in it
She sucked my dick. There's no romantic set up, no thrilling story. I just worked at a venue Chrvches played, got to hang around afterwards, she was pretty drunk, we got talking, and I just kinda went for it in the disabled toilet.
If she could make a super saiyan nut then imagine what she could do to your dick
From my experience, big girls always give the best BJ's. They need to be good at something and always afraid to get naked.
Nigella would suck you off and then bring in a fucking chocolate cheesecake to eat afterwards, you can't beat that.
tfw you'll never see Jessica Beil make Ahego faces
>you can't beat that
Eva green so long as its ginger fuzz french mini dick
she could suck you dry and swallow and then you can take her for a milkshake after.
Protip: she enjoys lime and chocolate
Baltimore Mayor. I bet she sucks dick better than she responds to riots.
>>613054219 - absolutely. That mouth, face, and tits.
>>613054654 - I can second this
>>613055521 - contrary to popular belief = yes
>>613056694 - swallows for sure
>>613058031 - not sure how good she'd be but I could let her off easy and just focus on her tits
Alison brie is so crazy she probably sucks like a goddess.
Im sure katy is perfect in riding. Her tits just bounce so perfectly.
Yeah you want to applaud and punch him in the face both at the same time
LOL, implying there's a difference between Japanimation and a cartoon.
Oh wait, the dialogue in a cartoon makes sense, whereas in Japanimation it's like, "I must collect all the dragon balls because when I have them all I will have the most and then I will be the champion because I have them all which will give me the power that comes from collecting them all which is what I will have when I get all of them, haaaaai."
Japanimation is gay and you're gay for liking it.
There is nothing I want more in the world than my nut down Barbara Dunkelman's throat.
>Japanimation is gay and you're gay for liking it.
Fair point take the test anon
Oh nigga you're crazy... But yeah she'd suck a good Dick.
even if she was just a disembodied head I would still put my dick in it
you must be blind or gay, or both
she sucks dick so good it becomes a national scandal
sure she'd be nice, but when it comes to blowjobs experience counts a lot more
Heather Graham for sure, considering how open she is with all sex related stuff
and she's thinking about dicks right now
She's had a lot of experience with uncut british guys already
Would love to facefuck
Imagine her red lips wrapped around your throbbing cock. Her blue eyes looking into yours.
No jess Greenberg. What.
I found a very unusual video from Russia, that's like a world record in the game rarity
Police in Russia can kill you if you try to suicide
yet here's a video with military technique
One for the Britfags in the thread.
I wonder what it's like to get an asymetric bj...
goddamnit these tittys
>Hating people you don't know on 4chan.
>gif about implying
>also implying people don't hate each other on /b/
she just looks like a filthy cock pig to me
broaden your concept of celebrity, buana
aside from this talentless whore
Fat Amy as it is obvious that whatever passes her lips gets swallowed.
Love that starin back at ya
while she sucks your cock.
I would fuck the shit out of her though
she grew up nicely
>She's like 6/10 at best.
my god the standards of virgins are high these days...
What you're noticing is overbite. and overbite is fantastic for head because it means she has to open her jaw less for you to get further back on her tongue, and rub the top of her throat. Trust me, goof mouth is good
Haha, none of those breeders could come close to my skills.
I'd wager that her technique would be fucking amazing. That's the look of the girl who knows her skills.
I bet Zooey knows how to use that mouth
I imagine this one would involve a lot of teeth, probably to the point of her just chomping on it. And if that doesn't get you, the herpes you contract afterwards certainly will.
Get to the correct level you unimaginative nignogs