So I'm being threated by the so called parent of some girl I like on tinder
OP you are fucking hilarious.
TOP FUCKING KEK.
Just busted a nut from laughing.
Also.....ring he number motherfuckers. Post what the bitch says. Im a britfag so I aint wasting shit tonnes of money calling her
He should record and upload it once he does it.
Why should he? This is mildly amusing.
I'm going to job corps so I can learn several trades and make assloads of cash that way once I'm 50 I can retire and sit around on 4chan for the rest of my life making people roll trips for money
Join the military instead.
Job corps just trains you for bullshit. Granted most military jobs train you for bullshit as well, but at least you get a scholarship out of the deal.
not OP but I called the number. Some white guy with a deep voice, still sounds like he's in high school. Probably a neckbeard.
"I was asked to call this number."
"Someone on kik."
>yeah well don't call it again.
"Alright fam, my bad."
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
You look flushed
Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand?
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time
Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
To get a tweetment
What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why is England the wettest country?
Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What word is always spelled wrong in the Dictionary?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired!
Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a short cut.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary
How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
What do you call two fat people having a chat?
A heavy discussion
What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
The Space bar!
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor
From my iPad mini that I got for free cause I'm nig
Lol am i the only one fucking with this guy right now? Everybody call that number it's a dude sounds like he's in his 20's acting hard lolol download fakecaller id on your n fuck with him.
like the children of the fucking corn
kek'd a lot harder than i should have
Lets send pizzas and whatnot.
And call her house number
Dats not me and yes I'm black and I think I'm like 6 or seven inches hard and like 3 soft
Amber Radaker of Glassport, license no. RN-524667-L, was granted
reinstatement to practice nursing subject to an evaluation by an approved
chemical dependency treatment provider to assess petitioner's fitness to practice
nursing. Upon reinstatement, her license shall be placed on probation for a
period of no less than three years, subject to monitoring by the board. (04-20-06)
kek I was hoping for a smartphone
I wanted to get into the smartphone's camera to see this bitch's face or the inside of her house, etc (it can be done easily, inb4 1337 h4xxor you fucking faggots)
Yeah man I bet you hope we do.
You scared little coon.