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All I want from you is D
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Only on the sabbath
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yeah, that sounds like my sex life
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But if you fuck God that's basically a foursome.
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i was referring to only once a year if that, but yeah
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good evening
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If you hook-up with a serial murder rapist on Craigslist, you will have sex for the rest of your life.
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greetings traveler
meh, at this point might be worth it, been 2 years lol
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sup sexy?
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I mean, if you really want to just get your rocks off you could just go downtown and have a one-night stand or have anonymous internet sex. It's not that terribly difficult to come by if you're not being picky.

Just use every condom in existence.
I never saw a non porn furfag thread in this site
this ever happened?
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yeah hardly lol
but not much, just chilling before bed

eh, im not into that whole deal, to each their own
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everyone is sexy in their own way sweetheart :)
That is quite the optical illusion
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Occasionally, more often with the s/fur threads tho
>w< you are too kind lol
that artist has the best sense of humor ever
Yeah, I like some elements of syynx's work a lot, others not so much. Pretty solid in general, though.
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The last one was mostly no porn. But it also just became pictures of cats.

It works when you're desperate or know literally no social ties in the area. The only time I'll get on Grindr/Tinder is if I'm visiting a place for a short while.

Otherwise my regular fuckbuddies/fiance work just fine.
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you're someone worth being kind to :)
Happens more often than you think
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im a hopeless romantic so thats not my thing lol
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i should go and edit out the pencil lines on that photo, never liked that look
>has fiance
>still hooks up with people on grindr consistently
No wonder people hate gays.
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How are you doing?

This is really gay

I prefer to test drive before I buy.
thats cuz you are a slut tho
Face on the guy top right would look fucking hilarious if you did that
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where do you think you are right now?
how was your day?
yeah thats kinda...wierd lol
not bad, just had some college classes, only work a few hour tomorrow
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thats good, what are you studying?
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Because, you know, straight people don't swing.

Mostly true. But we love each other because we're sluts, or something.

Church, repenting.
Eh, complicated lol, went for web design initially but idk if i want to do it, so close to finishing degree im going to anyway though, but ill probably go back for something eventually
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you're looking at gfur in church?
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well it'll look good on a resume so its not like you're losing anything XD
true that, just at that point where i have no clue what to do, maybe thats the depression talking though
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And looking at it with the pastor.
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everyone gets to that point, just take everything as it comes! 1 day at a time ya know? maybe explore different kinds of jobs, see if anything gets you interested
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wierdo <3
tell him i said hi!
i am kinda interested in psychology but thats a LOOONG degree
so start small! try getting a job in a local mental institution as an orderly or something, see if its something you could really get into or if sounds more glamorous than it really is
semi-afk playing gaymes

yeah, we'll have to see
So it's you, God, and who else to fill the other two slots?
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He said "Please let me leave, I have a family. The money is in..." and then I zoned out.

This >>613104994 is good advice. It's really hard to find big opportunities without doing smaller ones first. My first internship was with a professor I served food to and he liked me and knew I was in that field.
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did it make you hard?
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Jesus and the the Holy Spirit. But I'd also take Mother Teresa and Dr. Martin Luther King if they're unavailable.

I've never not been hard.
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Who and the what?
You're making no sense.
Father, Son and the Holy Ghost.
God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit (hint: they're actually all the same dude so it counts as a foursome)
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the best kind of weirdo
The original joke was at the concept of the Holy Trinity being three separate entities in most Christian Theology. >>613106814
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you gunna make me post the whole 31 page comic?
Sons of gods are just other gods or demigods, not the same fellow. Just ask Heracles.
And what's this ghost nonsense?
More bending over and spreading asshole
whats the name of it
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why boner?
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bold moves by hard blush
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I'm pretty sure Hurcules is just Jesus back when he lifted. Now he's a cardio buff

Destiny, my dear philosopher.
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bust a nut is such a silly term
i need to play rockband more, im nowhere near as good as i used to be :C lol
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i think it sounds a little more elaborate that cum
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You actually consider that a problem?

can you please leave, you add nothing and are pretty annoying
Yeah, but terms that remind you of how delicious cute boys cum is are better. You're supposed to imagine a perfect cock shooting delicious creamy ropes, releasing a massive load. If your mouth isn't salivating you're doing it wrong.
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i like the way you think.

no one is destined to be gay i just popped an awkward boner
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well i'm a drummer, so yes
>the acceptable answer
Carry on, but remember that how you hit it is just as important as when you hit it.
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i fucking LOVE being called a faggot. almost as much as i love dick.
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Haha I lied I'm not getting things done tonight
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Guys, I am angry. And I can't express it.
It's pretty adorable how cute boys moan when you pin them down and press into them while calling them faggot, yeah.
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I'll get you done tonight

But you just did.
yeah i know, its just missing stupid shit that i should be able to do every time
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You literally just expressed it.
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try jerkin it
Remember: Practice makes permanent.
Doing okay
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Not quite, I merely acknowledged that I am angry. Expressing it would be taking it out on the person that caused it.

I might, but I also am being checked by my inner daemons.

Read above.

That doesn't work out well. Just gets a bloody dick.
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I prefer to do that to 'straight' guys because it makes them get a really cute upset face at being called a faggot as they are filled with cock.

I'm already inside you.

Awesome. Keep doing that.

I'm here to take it.
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i've been following this lately, i will be that petite boywhore being pounded on the desk. its my destiny.
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past tense: expressed; past participle: expressed

convey (a thought or feeling) in words or by gestures and conduct.

>convey in words
You saying that was an expression of your anger. Go back to school and calm your edginess, please.
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I have been trying not to take out anger on those undeserving of it. Bondage House isn't around anymore.

I meant more the latter instead of the former though. Physically express it as opposed to verbally.
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Well, if you're disciplined enough I'm sure you'll be able to find a cock or 10 to fulfill your destiny itt
Like I said, you still expressed it. No different than how typing ":)" is supposed to be an expression of ones happiness etc.
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Anyone have name/sauce on this?
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gotta lose another 40 pounds (already lost 30) and i'll be at the perfect bmi. 5'0" and 100 is what i want. i wanna make those dicks quaaaake
This is an argument about semantics, and I clearly failed at conveying the meaning in which I intended it. However if you keep up this bullshit you can see some anger expressed.
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Open wider.

Uh I definitely deserve anger from pretty much anyone.

Powfooo's Masedonia
i have the whole comic if you want
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5'0!? Cute! even at 130-140 at that height if you make yourself smooth I think you'd probably look pretty damn nice.
>you can see some anger expressed.
Oh noe the edgy meme man ees so scurry!!!
Why is that?
No but it is fucking to argue definitions of words. Language is too fucking fluid to go look up a word in a dictionary in order to argue it's meaning. Words change their meaning. Words only exist to express ideas, and through time the ideas that are related to words change. I fucking hate people that sit and argue definitions. It is the same fucks that think their definition of atheist or agnostic or theist or sex is the right one.
oh i'm fucking hot. i have a plump ass and if i dont exaggerate my gut i look like i only have a little pudge! i'm just not happy with my love handles. some nights i go on chatrandom and put on little shows, if im in the cam4 chat i go by the name jessi. i'm apparently a convincing woman
Conversation never would have even gone down that direction had you not retardedly defended your post as if it wasn't an expression of anger. The fault is your own, stay mad pleb.
Damn tease. And a slutty one at that, I have no doubt you'll be dripping cum from all your orifices before too long.
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wow i sound really full of myself....
Maybe, just depends how justified it is
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yummy yummy! XD and i hope sooooo! sounds wonderful! maybe you could catch one of my shows, i wont be back on till next week though
Except that I would argue that an expression is usually meant as a physical expression. I might have conveyed that I was angry, but I did not express it. But as I said, words are far too arbitrary to start pulling up definitions to try and defend yourself or make your point. Since I was the one using the word, I chose the definition. You did not gather the definition that I meant, which is a failure to communicate, but it does not change the meaning that I was trying to get across. So in the end, go fuck yourself.
Maybe, can't say I've used that website before.
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And I just want them to notice you.
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its like a sea of dicks
I did that once... Never did it again... I was 15 met up with some kid my age at his house did teh fuck then went home.
>Be Me
>Be 15
>Meet kid who wants to fuck on the internet
>Sneak out go to his house
>Dress up in his sister's panties
>Get fucked
>Go the fuck home
>Parents notice me gone
>They're waiting
>Make up some shit excuse that I was watching the stars
>Beautifully clear night so they bought it
>Sat outside for the rest of the night watching the stars
>Never fucked a guy again

>Now I am 23 and have a gf but I still fap to this shit for some reason idk
Do you need to me to paste the first 10 dictionary results that all state expression does not imply non-verbal?
>words are far too arbitrary to start pulling up definitions to try and defend yourself or make your point
So basically "I'm not wrong I just disagree with the agreed upon language conventions through which we communicate"
You're right, I'm going to start calling apples bannanas instead of apples. Language is fluid, so technically I can't be wrong! I'll have just renamed apples and everyone who still calls them that is incorrect!
I'll try
I get bored of fishing through meh guys on websites like that, I guess I have high standards but 80% of the people who stream on sites have meh bodies, and not many of the 20% that are left have a nice cock+ass. There are certainly a lot of cocks, though.
I'm back, and sweaty from drumming...ew :C
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See, that's the exact type of thing a cute faggot would do. Wish I had experiences with guys my age when I was 14+, such delicious bodies. I guess I still have much the same body as I did back then though really. Anyway, you still fap to it so obviously you liked it, how was it really?
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gotta go to the cam4 section, you can pick who to watch, usually best to go to who has the most viewers.
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You're right, I didn't say that it, by default, implied it was non-verbal. I said that from my experience, it is most commonly used in that sense.

And sure, you can go around calling anything you want, and you wouldn't be necessarily wrong. You would probably be hard pressed to get an apple at the store if you ask for a banana, but that is a failure of communication. My point, however, still stands that I was the one using the word and determining the definition, which doesn't go against common usage. You can keep going down this point, but you are going to start running into logical problems if you do.
Hurt like hell, Really shook me out of being Gay tbh. I enjoyed the bj bit tho. Cant say I would do it again however.
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Heh, the joys of being inexperienced and not knowing to take it slow and use lots of lube :(. Oral is more fun a lot of the time anyway, as much as I enjoy demolishing a cute slim faggot with a plump ass, having a 10/10 cock inches from your lips dripping precum in anticipation of your tongue is just something else entirely.
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Yeah I was, certainly seems to be nobody great on atm that I can find. That's okay anyway.
you know theres more than 1 cam 4 room right?
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Yes, looked through the 6 or whatever
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and noone worth watching? thats a shame :(
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At least not that I could find, unfortunately. Not like I checked every cam I guess
It was different ill give it that but i'd much rather get the bj than give one haha but that's all I have to say about that. Gl with your bf or your fuckbuddy endeavors :p
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Have a trans pet, thanks though.
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if my friend wasnt coming over any minute i would totally put on a show!
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We'll call it even as long as you seduce him.
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i cant even do that, hes too straight! i've tried!
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Geeze what a boring faggot. No cockgrinding for you, then.
its not like hes even worth seducing, if he took care of his skin and hair then maybe....hes got mega acne, his hair is greasy, and he doesnt know how to shave.
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Eh yucky, you need to find yourself some cuter boys to hang out with.
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Why would you invite a guy like that over

You're going to make me vomit.
fortunately i'm moving to another town, which means new hunting grounds >:D i'll find someone worth giving head to. meanwhile the guy who wouldnt let me blow him will be my roommate/wingman
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Am I the only one who gets seriously turned off when you can tell the model is in it only for the tokens? (overacting the pleasure, constantly "pls tip"ing, etc.)
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hes my bestie, i'm trying to teach him cosmetics and hygiene. he comes from a family of morbidly obese assholes. his brother literally pisses on the toilet instead of in it. thats how gross his family is. it hasnt been cleaned in months.
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People saying 'Please tip' is my only fetish.
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i hate it when they're clearly not actually into it. i try to up my enthusiasm but its more like turning up the volume, i am excited but i make it more obvious for the camera
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There's a good faggot. Besides, you don't want to get your tongue anywhere near someone who is ugly and acne covered. Fuck people at your standards or above, not like there aren't a looot of atractive guys who would enjoy having a cute short little cumdump like yourself bouncing on their cocks.
Probably, everyone knows it's expected on those sites. It's just a given. If you don't want that, find someone cute who will get off on skypeing with you simply because they enjoy watching you make yourself feel good. It's infinitely better than random camwhores anyway I guess. You have to remember most of the people on chaturbate etc are there to make money, not to make you feel good for free.
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"Please sir, just the tip?"
Close enough, right?
>Family of morbidly obese asshole
Bleh. Good for you for trying to help him get better with things I guess.
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Basically it's just like in professional porn where the acting is awful and they're just screaming incredibly fakely. They're just natural turnoffs.
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lol the only reason i offered to blow him was cause i've seen him nude. adorable ass, 6" cock. thought i'd try it
his existence mocked me for a while when i was overweight, hes always had a thin build like i want. if i had his body i would take care of it and i would be stuffed every weekend
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thats why i like the cam4 chat, people say stuff like "check out my cam jessi" then it gets personal, i get excited being able to see those people cum for me. i'm actually into it so theres no faking
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6" cocks are yummy, much easier to suck than huge ones.
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i've been practicing with my toys, i'm a little worried about girth! i have no gag reflex but i dont wanna be a teeth grazer! any tips?
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Fuck. I'm bored
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It's either that or they're taking advantage of the idiots of the site, like that one dick who puts a XXL dildo in his pants and gets everyone all "QUE RICO" giving massive tips
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> That feel when you're a bottom with an 8" dick

Tops getting all self-concious
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sorry :(
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What are you sorry for?

Lock it in a cage
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For the most part it's just practice, and on the real thing not toys. I'm a pretty dominant top so I can't give too much advice on giving head because I teld to just fuck the hell out of my bottom's face. Lots of tongue though, play with the balls a little but not too much, and mainly keep an eye on them and gauge their reactions. There will normally be feedback and you'll know if you're making them feel good, assuming their hand isn't jsut on the back of your head forcing that cock down the back of your throat like any greedy cumslut deserves.
Heh, that can happen I guess yeah. Just means you have to work harder to ensure them that their cock makes you feel amazing and that you love it.
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i'm sorry for you that you're bored sweetheart
every message you post makes me a little harder XD i'll try to remember that but i dont really get the ball thing....i mean, it looks good but i never get any arousal when i play with my own
I ain't your sweetheart
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I don't really like having them sucked too much or anything, but when my pet is on her knees looking up at me and gently lapping away at my balls before working up through the shaft and taking my tip in her mouth it is incredibly fucking cute. And good, making cuties hard is fun even if I don't get to see it and tease it in person.
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not my sweetheart, just a sweetheart.
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K hun.
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Not your hun, guy!
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o.o thats hot. i'm gunna use that my first time
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I'm actually not such a fan of all these words.
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Dat text colour with no text outline, ouch
Not particularly into bondage, but it's okay. Used to date a girl who ran the local BDSM society; did some serious shit and then was done. Now it's never more than just a light whipping or gagging.

Or just reaffirming that they're little manhood is pathetic as you powerbottom their dignity.
What do you mean?

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I guess that's one way to never get laid again, yes
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Hun, sweetheart, etc. etc. It all sounds too gay.
this comic is not flamboyant gay guys in a nutshell
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How dare someone deface that yummy leaking uncut cock

Oh I dare!
yiff furry raid LIVE http://www.twitch tv/thenoisywhale
Because there's definitely no guys that like being humiliated during sex.
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nonono, more like a reenactment, like how people continue to act out shakespears plays. and i dont have a clue how that picture got on my computer. i meant to use a hardblush pin up of taylor
Oh, I like it.

Just not from anyone I don't know though.
Even cockmunch is a better identifier.
To each their own.
Only if you're a homolord!
Still a thief, geeze.

Cap I guess that's that.
Maybe, maybe not.
I suppose
Fuckin tween

I think this is the first or one of the first googly eyes i ever did all the way back in december
tween? alright then
new thread of what?
Why don't you make one you old grape?
Cause I don't want to get nuked
I'll nuke you with my dick if you dont
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Will you nuke me with your dick anyway please?
No. I'll make you pork fried rice though.
Oh, that sounds pretty good too. Hell, maybe I'd even prefer that, I'm pretty hungry. Are you a good cook?
holy cocktongue
That's the tag, yes
I am indeed.

Most of my recipies are semen based of course though.
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