I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Motherfucker do you think you are tough shit or something? Posting this spam shit from behind your fucking keyboard? Wow. You are one classy motherfucker. It's times like this I wish we had fucking mods fucking watching this fucking shit for spamming bullshit like you keep fucking doing. Fucking nigger ass crybaby fucking spamming a thread. What the fuck is your problem? Wow. I fucking wish I could reach through the internet and fucking rip the connection of your computer for trying to pull shit like this in a fucking thread. Wait, no, I changed my mind. I want to fucking meditate until I earn some fucking teleportation powers and then I'd fucking port right into your shitty basement fucking room right behind you without making a sound and then I'd tap you right on the fucking cheeto-stained shoulder while you're laughing your fat dumb fucking ass off as you hit submit submit submit over and over with your stupid then and then clock you one right in the fucking jaw and knock you to the fucking floor for being so stupid. And guess what? I brought a fucking sledgehammer and I rock the ever loving piss out of your 7 year old piece of shit computer that you can't afford to fucking upgrade. I'll fucking laugh as I toss the remains out the fucking window and then I'll break both your fucking knees for good measure, you useless piece of shit. Then I port away and drink some fucking vodka laughing about how your dumb ass is banned broken, bleeding, and down once computer. You shit. You fucking piece of shit.
What the fuck? Fucking say about me, bitch? I'm on top of you know I graduated top of my Raj called al - Qaeda, which does not involve a lot of covert operations - the army, which has 300 confirmed kills. I am trained to fight and die, and I'm at the top of the sniper ALL of the armed forces in Somalia. You're nothing to me, but to no avail one of the goals. Fuck you, I will wipe them with the right players, Mika has never been seen in Word Fucking. Do you think that you can say shit to find your site? Think Again, Fucker. Again, I have access to a secret network of spies throughout Somalia and IP now traced in order to better prepare for the storm, the larva. Storm to destroy something less explicitly call life. You are fucking dead children. I can be anywhere, at any time, and I can kill more than seven hundred ways, and in vain it with bare hands. I'm not the only extensively trained in unarmed combat, but the opportunity to give Arsenal and all the armed forces, and we use that just completely wipe your ass on the surface of the Antarctic wilderness so crap less. IF YOU CAN vain did not know what punishment a general and very low "smart" comment to him, maybe you do not fucking mouth. But: could not, and now you pay the price, you fucking idiot. I'm going to shit a lot of rage ALL overflow. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
are you me?
im the only one ive seen to post horsecock like this
sweet fucking jesus you really are me
Don't take that trip to alaska with mary, it doesn't end well.
ok thanks me
>this will save my life someday
You become lactose intolerant at age 43, eat all the cheese and milk now while you can.
I'm all horse cocked out, keep fighting the good fight past me.
Daily reminder that there are people who unironically fap to this. And they get off. Without laughing.
Not sure if pathetic or impressive.