When I was a Kid my Mom bought me these Fucked up series of books BY Dorris Sanford. The tops ranged from AIDS to Alcoholism to Racism. The Illustrations were hilariously disturbing and I think /b/ will love them. And yes that text WAS part of the actual book. Tell me if you want more.
>God, you know what's happening to our family
what the fuck
Do you guys want more>?
WHAT THE FUCK BOOKS WERE YOU PARENTS BUYING YOU AS A KID
This one isn't As creepy as the others but still...
The Woman at the Book Store had trouble selling them and they needed to clear off shelf space. SO she gave pretty much the entire series to me.
>Wake up early on December 21st
>Alas, Solsta at last!
>Remove my bed cloak and put on my black day one
>Leave the camp
>Walk through the swamp
>See parents standing by the oracle
>Dead pine tree with offerings to Baktu draped over it
>Find book wrapped in the skin of our ex-neighbor's cat
>Some shit called "Don't Make Me Go Back, Mommy"
>Father whispers from beneath his hood: "That book is your only connection to them now."
>20 years later
>Go on Goodreads
Please keep going, OP. This shit is gold.
Have some booty.
have dick in my hands mid fap watching some japanese porn, but just discovering this thread... fucking just stop fapping, holding my shrivelling dick and freaking the fuck out because I'm high as shit
-Been 5 yrsold
-Wakin up at your brother bed, with his hand in your underwear
-Askin what happening and he tells you if it feels good, and askin you if his dick is more pretty than your's and still rubbin you
This is the satanic abuse book.
This was written at the time people thought satanic ritualism was everywhere, right. To cash in on it
This isn't, like, something the author genuinely believes exists
You want disturbing and depressing...I have a treat for you guys.
What, what is going on
Oh I would drop something in her slot
The 80s must of been a fun place, honest to god though my mom had a friend who was raised by satanists
>The 80s must of been a fun place
you would think so, but all it really meant was a bunch of old women with sticks up there asses going around telling us we couldn't enjoy our d&d and heavy metal.
Thorough and sustained laughter occured
It's where Uncle Touchy covers them in his goof juice.
You know, I interpreted that as a non-imperative statement regarding the past tense, but then I read the filrni of the picture you replied to and found there was nothing special about it.
Upon returning to your comment and reading its filename, I realized that it was not a sentence of past tense, but an assertive request of affirmation that could be described as 'contrived' or 'forced.'
You see, these are things such as filename jokes are meant to be stumbled upon or subtly noticed by another individual, not forced. Be patient next time or at least be a samefag and reply to your own comment with something to the effect of "filename made me laugh so hard xDDDD"
this is terrifying yet i need these books lol where can i get them
coach u fucker
u know dam well Dino's arms ar too short to reach your crusty back
Who the hell calls their child Dino?
The legend is that only about 7,000 of each book were printed.
What exactly are these dank, new memes going to be refered as?
reminds me of a kid I went to school with. he was a redneck tough guy, but scared shitless of blood. one day some other guy cut himself kind of bad and started bleeding all over the floor. the redneck kid started screaming "HIV! HIV!" and ran out of the room.
Alright one more book then Someone else is going to have to keep this going.
Underrated post, many keks were had
That fuckin look on tht kids face
what is wrong with gay men who like to cuddle with preschool and kindergartener kids? why do people act like they are disgusting about the gays who do this but not when they gays kiss and have sex with eachother on the media tv and movies everyday like it is normal?
homosexual men have needs to, i dont see the big deal when these grey obese old men have sex with these young men, those faggots, they are the ones sucking the old mans nasty dick.
>Team A lost
kek'd straight to the bank
This story sounds so normal though, the writer is just taking it out of contest and making it sound bad and unapproving. I don't understand why the nation and liberal media tries and accept homosexual people, giving them their own tv shows and nearly every tv show has to have a gay on the show. Fucking disgusting and immoral Christian hypocrites.
That kid is lucky, it sounds exciting and he is lucky to have an adult figure who cares about him and gives him the time to help him become a real man. It is very hard to grow up without a father for some guys.