> last night you were drunk as fuck
> fucking the shit out of random girl
> can't even remember what she looked like
> wake up the next morning with major hangover
> open bedroom door
> see this girl
> she says: "last night was great, thanks for babysitting me!"
> wat do?
>> wat do?
>wonder why i hung out with a girl that's clearly over my desired age range
haha, that was a very entertaining story friend, I can tell we have similar interests! perhaps we could meet up and share amusing stories and read communist literature, if you start by giving me your address we could hang out as fellow non-fbi members
>Hot lil gril
What you did there i see
>Slap the shit out of her and send her to her room
>Run to her parents bedroom and rummage through the bedside bin
>squeeze the old cum out
>run back and insert it into her vagina
>call social services
>tell them i think her father has been raping her
>I don't know why she is claiming it was me, probably traumatized, but that's definitely not my cum inside her.
I don't know how this "chips handon" is but i'm sure that's not him, maybe he is hiding somewhere looking for your IP address, you should give it to me for safety, i'll hide it where he cant find it
If you didn't know who you fucked then you weren't in your right mind. my advice is either kill yourself or never speak of it again and stay far the hell away from her and get some help for your drinking problem.
Make sure to take some pics of the girl and invite her back over, give her my number too.
Make her breakfast before she leaves too!
Man i'm a half-new fag
I know what do but what the - stand for? What letter/number
Unless you don't drink, or you drink a glass of water with every alcoholic drink, you do. Don't be one of those guys who pretends not to get hangovers to sound cool, you're just as bad as the guy who wears shorts and pretends it's not cold on freezing days. Everyone loathes you.
Fuck off and die. Everyone fucking hates that one cunt who runs around like a fucking faggot claiming they feel great while everyone's hanging. I bet you only drink 2 beers to get pissed resulting in you being finds and being a fucking cunt about it. Bet you take it in the ass you fuck. I'm hungover as shit, kill yourself
joke's on you. i can't get hard at all if i'm drunk as fuck