Ladies and gentlemen, this is how phobias are born.
I'm going to have a "Best of 4Chan" thread here in a little while. I ate half of a tub of French Onion dip that was expired and now I have my nova-hot laptop on my stomach boiling that shit.
Already my farts are like hell.
Master of keks
Never laughed that hard on 4chan
>People at work who try to force their friendship on me hates me
fuck off cunts. Back off you are coming on too strong and it just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth and just make me push you away more.
>those work mates start to dislike me
>kek.jpg buthurt fags
>i just want to do my job plz fuck off
I was never mean to them just anti social and prefer my space when its break time. But I do make small talk just not conversations.
Add yeast to it.
Simply add bread into the apple juice and seal.
It needs to be sealed because fermentation is an anoxic process (meaning it cannot work in the presence of oxygen.
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
That would be me.
Oldie but Goldie...
Who comes up with such ideas btw?
God bless that autistic bastard.
It's not even a matter of Linkin Park being a shitty band, I don't understand how you can listen to one song, and only THAT fucking song that many times.
This truly is advanced autism.
when i think of good 4chan shit i think of this kind of shit
greentexts are garbage and only funny on reddit
>married and have three kids = don't need or want friends
>just want to go along to get along
>don't make waves
>try to be nice
>extroverts keep getting in my face
>I try to kindly say that's not my style
>they think I'm an asshole
>sit by myself at lunch
You extroverts think way too much of yourselves. Maybe we are by ourselves because we DON'T like your company. Fuck off!!!
>don't be creepy
I can't fucking stress this enough, I'm good looking, average height and social but sometimes I say the weirdest shit or stuff that's too autistic. Also keep sexual thoughts only between you and your soulmate. Don't tell anyone who isn't a soulmate.
A couple of my best friends are incredibly introverted, and I have a wider circle of friends that include people ranging from a little to very introverted.
I'm very extroverted myself, and I enjoy making friends with people, or meeting new people. It's always the same with introverts when you befriend them. At first, they kind of brush you off, then they get a bit uncomfortable or suspicious. As you keep being friendly though, they become less suspicious, and then eventually they open up to you. I find people like that make the best friends since they really value friendship, and I expect they appreciate the time and effort put into befriending them.
>inb4 they're not really introverted if they make a friend
There are a couple of people where I work who come in, work quietly alone, eat quietly alone then go home, without talking to anyone more than the bare minimum. I'm friends with both those people, and just about the only one they interact with when it comes to non-work related mcgubbins.
You shouldn't and all these extroverts telling you that you should are the real cunts. I'm also highly introverted and have found in some ways it's an asset. I recently had to make a job change which required a move. Needless to say I was a stranger in a strange land. Being introverted though it really didn't bother me. I have my family for human contact and I think I acheive being friendly with people at the office. For the most part I keep to myself and people seem to accept it. If someone asked me to lunch I go and try to be nice but that doesn't happen much and everyone pretty much leaves me alone which I prefer. If someone gets to pushy I normally put them off by saying I'll consider it. You consider being anything. When I don't come back they normally get the message. Life's good here in my own world.
And he's still listening to it.
All times classic... The one and only....
"The Pooping Bandit"
Shouldn't Linkin Park be aware of him by now?