You're at the mall. You haven't masturbated in weeks, and you see this walking infront of you. What do you do?
1) I don't shop at the mall. I have Amazon Prime and get things delivered within two days without needing to leave the house.
2) Why would I withhold masturbating for weeks?
3) How can a picture of a women be "walking" in front of me? Unless you're referring to the actual woman in the picture and not the picture itself, in which case you need to adjust the grammar in the question you pose.
4) Please contribute something more worthwhile in your future posts if you choose to remain here.
Excuse me but I do not own a Fedora as it's a piece of 1920's era clothing that a select group of people have decided to re-classify as modern fashion. I am not a part of this group nor do I live in the 1920's and therefore I do not own a fedora.
>well since im not a fucking rapist and i have impulse control i wouldnt do anything
wittle pussy tittie babie wouldn't do anything awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You are so much better than the rest of us. Thank you for coming on 4chan to set an example.
>White knights or the guy holding her hand will swarm & privilege check you.
>She screams & embarrasses you in front of the crowds of people.
>She trains with Ronda Rousey
The possibilities are endless, is that one second of bliss really worth it...?
Doesn't matter if I haven't fapped in weeks or 1 hour ago. I do the same thing every time.
I follow them. Doesn't matter if I'm in a car or on foot. I take pictures. I take video.
Depending on how hot the girl is I follow them.
Sometimes approach them even. I have about a 50% success rate in getting their number and about a 20% rate of success in sex.
Had sex a few times within half an hour of meeting before. Usually it's these fitness chicks
Tell her this isn't the gym, it's the mall, and to get dressed next time she is going outside. What a slob.
wait for her to notice me and hopefully shell ask me on a date. if that doesnt work ill sulk in the corner and maybe to some jutsus so she might be intrigued to ask me something like "anon-kun, wow what is that exotic and interesting thing you are doing? can i love yyou?"
You corrected OP's grammar/usage and then said "1920's." Oh the irony...
[Protip: look up commas in the Oxford dictionary rules of usage; you should have said 1920s, fuckboy]
You probably don't even own a copy of pic related, you pseudo intellectual faggot.