How do I get my gf to cheat on me so I can leave her guilt free?
don't be mean to her.
become an ultrabitch.
every time you aren't together, text her asking what she's doing.
get really jealous about nothing.
act really insecure.
cry in front of her over something kinda stupid.
eventually she'll either cheat or straight up leave you and save you the trouble.
if she is a whore she already is cheating on you, if she isnt a whore she never will, so is your GF a whore or not a whore, that answers your dilemma
Kid, let me tell ya, they are all insane, and after 20, they all start getting some chub ...so fucking what. After you spawn with your dream woman, her Tits will fall, her belly will have stretch marks and her ass will grow ...that's life.
You're writing your own material. Now all you have to do is be creative about your rude comments and snide remarks. Really make her feel like she's the fattest piece of shit on earth, then find a way to arrange her to "accidentally" run into you're sweetly friend.
Start distancing yourself from her. She'll wind up feeling neglected and down thinking it's something she did. Chances are she'll cheat on you with someone else to fill that void. (Bonus points if she's already insecure and shit, that'll make her hop dicks like a rabbit)
You can then most likely find out due to her becoming guilt ridden and confessing to you. Hopefully with a little luck she may even kill herself. If not she'll probably try to buy your forgiveness. You can still leave her and now with some form of reward.
you are under no obligation to stay with her, or anyone for that matter. people break up, you dont need a reason. i really hate that people feel like they need to "make it work" until something bad happens. if you're over the person, get over it and get over them.
Go rent a storage unit, wait till she's out of the house, put all your expensive/illegal stuff in the storage unit, put an extra lock on the door. Put her stuff outside. Tell her everything you've had to do, and that you're fucking other women, and this is all because she's not worth it and insane.
She had a hot body!! Is she a butterface? If she's boring as fuck just start acting how you want to act and do the things you want. Slowly she'll realise you're changing and won't like the person you're becoming, then will break up with you. Alternatively she will change and become more interesting etc and shit will be more fun
Wait until the holidays
>go to her parents for dinner, suggest it, try something new, ect
>get there and have dinner
>leave during night, get one way tickets, she won't know the fucking difference
mate i left my girl a month ago now and it was a super clean break because i just told her that i dont want to lead her on because we dont have the same life goals etc.
this is a 2 year relationship and she is a very emotional person but i got away scot free. im even friends with her still. i think if you just tell her as it is then there is less resentment.
Just make sure you did collect a key from her if you gave one to her. Also don't return any texts or anything and if you by some chance do. Make sure they're short and cold. if she doesn't wind up cheating chances are she'll most likely just ask you to leave her. Win win situation.