My cat's here, dunno where yours went.
Also who's got drugs?
I think all these chicks you're bringing home have dicks. It's starting to get weird man. And what was with that kindergartner you had with you the other day? Is that your niece or something?
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT IM TRYING TO DRINK AND WATCH BASEBALL IN THE BASEMENT!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOTS!!
*sits on computer at the desk in the living room for some reason, always in the way and never communicates with anybody while playing WoW from the time I wake up until about 7am*
*fills the sink with dishes, never does them or puts effort into cleaning myself, the surface around myself or the kitchen that I use to microwave 8 hot pockets a day when I'm not on campus to eat at the dining hall for 4 hours*
*every conflict with housemates is met with silence, and never discussed like an adult*
*you wonder how I'm going to pay the rent, but somehow the amount of money I get from financial aid and loans barely covers it.*
*you can't kick me out because I pay the rent, but that doesn't mean I can't be living excrement*
word, heres a 20$ get me the fixings for a McGangbang and a dollar menu fry. get yourself whatever m8
Uh... Guys... The police are at the door, I think the acid dealer was a sting.
Will do. Any of you other niggers want anything?
We'll at least you cleaned up well. No mess when I woke up. Still feel violated though.
We're not home, we're all on holiday I'm afraid.
Whos little sister is this? Im going to let her sleep in my side of the basement. No one better come in. Are tge cops gone yet Ricky?
No they won't leave. I'm out of ideas I told them we're no here and we're on holiday
Sure thing dick. Are donnie and his arab buddies joining us again for the schvitz?
we have a package from 9gag, its a shitty picture with 9gag.com on it
I'm back. Couldn't find any rolling papers but I got a fresh quarter and my bowl.
FOODS HERE. COME GET YOUR SHIT NIGGERS
That's it kevin, I'm sick of you using up all the trips in this house. We're locking you under the stairs again and branding a lightning bolt on your forehead, this time.
>Time for the ol' harry potter
Yeah the walls are pretty thin I can hear everyone.
Hey infidels, My name is Mohammad, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are ugly, goatless, infidels who spend every second of their day worshiping a false god. You are everything bad in the name of Allah. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any goat? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of us because of your own infidelities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to woman without hijabs. Don’t be an infidel. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much unstoppable. I was captain of the beheading ritual, and starter on my jihad . What gods do you worship, other than “god”? I also get straight clean cuts, and have a banging hot goatfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO maal). You are all infidels who should just kill yourselves in the name of Allah. Allahu Akbar infidels
It's a squat good sir, enjoy your stay.
The police are still here by the way...
Y'all niggas need to get the fuck out of my room. We're trying to watch baseball and get wasted. I'm not bankrolling your bullshit. Those nuggets were for Dave. He covered electricity this month.
And we got a little known goyim as the pivot.
YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE NIGGERS. NEXT TIME COME WITH ME OR WRITE YOUR SHIT DOWN. IM SO DONT WITH THIS SHIT.
Anybody have any booze that I can buy?
Just come drop it off and I'll pay you.
Hurry up. Anon is trying to cut off my tail. I need cuddles and protection.
HEY GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS AWESOME NEW WEBSITE CALLED 4CHAN
No i got the off our chest. They didnt have a warrent or probable cause. Just in case everyone should smoke all their shit tonight. *
Goes back to basement with someones little sister*
Hey roomies I kinda fucked up, I used all your hard drive space on all your computers for my child porn. I didn't hide behind any proxies soooo pretty sure your all sex offenders now and the fbi will be coming soon. Sorry guys I'll chip in for groceries this week though on a good note.
Fuck... did you guys hear? Lenny's been arrested. He apparently raped some kids. Where the fuck is my inhaler?
Guies, I have to work tomorrow morning, can you please keep it down? And let me hit that bowl real quick to help me pass back out. Seriously though, keep it down or I'm kicking your friends out. This is the last time I'm telling you guys, you're too loud and I'm trying to sleep. Okay, I've had enough, your friends need to leave.
Who wrinkled my randy travis poster, pissed in my seat and hid my keys?!
Rick chill. You need to stop drinking so much and hitting kevin. We only damage people emotionally here, not physically. You're taking it too far. And pass the blunt you asshole.
i just LOVE what you guys did to the house. Its AMAZING <3
All the other roommates agree, we don't want your girlfriend staying here. She never picks up after herself, she's always eating everybody else's food, she steals weed from everybody, always bums beers off us, and generally is an annoying cunt. We might put up with it if she put out, but none of us want to bang anything you've touched with a ten foot pole, hence why you're with such trash, but either way it's final, she can't stay here, not even overnight on occasion.
Oh hello! Please come in, would you like something to drink? No, I haven't heard about Jesus, but I'm about to go to work, I think my roommates would love to hear all about it, they should be home any minute now.
It's ok. They're just too dumb to know otherwise.