I did it,
I got a job in porn (as a male)
does anyone remember when I posted about this earlier this week? And about how I had my first scene on friday?
And does anyone wanna hear how I blew kit (figuratively)
well I won't be in any films
I don't wanna post the story until we get more people in here
did an ama earlier this week
was hoping to find some of those anons, they deserve this story
post porn in the nicetime
How did you blow kit?
Was it a cylinder head issue or something more serious?
post some porn man
story will commence shortly
/b/ sucks tonight anyway
Alright well you'll never see me so I might as well tell you everything; my stage name was going to be Rodney Steelbeam Johnson and I was going to be the next big thing. I told you guys in the last thread that my first scene was set in a mansion in California, a simple poolboy fucks the bored housewife, it was actually the daughter. I also told you that there was a stand in for me if I couldn’t perform, guess what, it’s Peter fucking North. So I meet him and he’s intimidating as fuck but tells me to relax and just do what comes naturally. He also tells me about the girl I’m working with. “She’s a young, sexy, petite, natural goddess. Softest pussy I’ve ever had. She makes you cum so hard it feels like it melts your cock.” Getting more nervous now. One of the producers takes me to meet her while she’s getting ready.
No, im the real OP.
i sucked dicks and got fucked in the ass. i didnt hurt as bad as i thought it would, but i still shed a tear when the lead role didnt use lube.
good money though, id do it again.
So I met the actress that I was going to be working with her name was Janette but she went by the stage name Misogyny Fuel. She was exactly what you’d expect, a perfect 10, new upcoming actress; you’ll be seeing her. She was actually really cool and her name comes from being outspoken against current modern day feminism (feminazi). She’s one of those girls who says that embracing the sexual side is more empowering than yelling at men and just enjoys pissing off ugly fat girls, so she’s cool. After meeting with the director it’s time to film the scene. Back Story over green texting the scene
Alright so here's what happened...
>Show up for scene
>They tell me they're almost ready for me on set
>I have to get naked
>Get cued in
>It's a room with a couch and this girl masturbating in front of a camera guy and some lighting people
>I'm supposed to walk up and get my dick sucked
>Tell them I never signed on to be with women
>Put my pants on and leave
>Didn't get paid but it was worth it to leave with my dignity
>dressed as poolboy pretending to clean pool
>Misogyny Fuel sitting in the sun in sluttiest bikini with heels on
>”hey poolboy, I need you to put some lotion on me”
>little nervous but ignoring all the people and cameras
>”hi I’m Rodney” “I’m Misogyny and you’re cute hehe” Start rubbing her chest and legs
>She rolls over and I rub her ass, boner achieved, her ass was small yet plump and firm, I’ve fucked some hot girls in my day but she is taking the cake
>”maybe I should get you, you do work outside” she takes off my shirt and starts rubbing lotion on my abs, cameras over my head and in my face, boner mode still active
>she goes down to my pants and touches my cock “hehe I’ve never seen one before, can you show me”
>pull dick out of pants, typical shock porn scene with a giggle, after a few minutes she starts sucking
>she’s got skills but I prefer pussy, just biding time until I get to pull into that perfect tight wet young pussy
>camera in my face and business, whatever ignore it, time to fuck “I feel like riding it, can you put it inside me?”
>pick her up, missionary first, pussy so warm and so good, camera over shoulder, can feel camera guys breath, weird, ignore it, focus on that pussy
>She moans and acts like it’s irresistible, typical porn shit whatever, tits are perfect, hair eyes face ass pussy, all perfect
>flip her over, doggy style commenced, now she’s really into it, her moans turn to gasps and she’s quieter now, she’s gonna cum, not a porn orgasm but a real one
>kind of proud of myself, we stop for a second for her to catch her breath, she spins around and shoves me onto the chair, her turn now
>Misogyny Fuel is riding my dick hard and fast, camera above my head filming her, camera behind her filming her ass, getting harder to ignore now since I’m not doing any of the work
>She spins around, ass facing me now, smack it, moans, porn ect. Ass if perfect though
>director calls for money shot, I stand up she gets on her knees and starts sucking and jerking, camera man breathing down my neck, other camera man to the left of the action
>can’t cum, trying for a minute or two and can’t, she’s getting tired and frustrated which makes it harder for me to cum and director shouts to Janette
>”You’re the cock melter, Jette! Finish him off” He calls her Jette for short
>can’t cum, peter north comes in as stand in
>mfw Jet Fuel can’t melt Steelbeams
what the fuck
none of those faggots are even the real OP.
just about done typing the story.
The Rodney Steelbeam guy had me going, I was in the original thread last month and OP said he would try to hide some kind of /b/ reference in the scene. Who was it you fucked at the mansion to get the job, OP?
hey glad someone from the original thread could make it, have some porn
No joke, this faggot did actually make this thread before. He said he had to go to a mansion and get a boner real fast in front of a bunch of people who weren't naked. Then he came back and fucked Rachel Rox or whatever her name is. Fuck was I ever baked in that thread, can't believe I remember it.
>i should have known when i saw his name was steelbeams
>i should have noticed the signs when i saw her name was misogyny fuel
>i should have made the connection when i saw how peter said it'll melt your cock
i didnt see it coming and, ashamed and confused afterward, i laughed my ass off
you did good sir, you did good
Yes I have and Vassili Zaitsev had nowhere near as many kills as he was credited with.
The movie was propaganda trash like I said, they used that fucker like crazy to promote "the strength of the mighty russia"
Lol that's right, in America you nominate your propaganda films for Academy Awards. Chris Kyle was a lunatic, a piece of human garbage, and the world is better off with him dead, btw.
>For being a sniper
I don't watch movies that come out very often anymore but from what I understand the movie actually had good acting in it and a decent plot.
You must be part of the EU yes?
Sorry had a few troubles getting the capture to work so I could post.
OK so this is what REALLY happened.
>Show up at this mansion for the scene
>This place was really nice amazing pool, typical porn house
>surprised about what it was really like
>Lots of staff around, a fucking craft table
>Most of the people look like typical tv type people
>See a couple of the girls walking through every now and then they're in various states of getting ready
>Wonder which girl I will get to fuck
>Waiting by craft table get a coffee
>Finally assistant director comes up
>The girl I'm working with is in makeup and will be ready soon
>I'm playing her boyfriend
>Don't have to worry because have no lines
>Waiting in hall with girl, because scene is in one of the rooms
>She looks fucking amazing, I can't believe hoe much hotter these women are in person
>Introduce myself she says it's going to be fun working together
>Starting to get hard already
>It's time and we walk through the door holding hands
>Guy with camera, lighting sound guy and director in there
>Director tells me to sit in a chair and girl to go on lounge
>Starts interviewing her
>typical questions, where she's from, how old she is when she lost her virginity
>and this is your boyfriend, how long have you been together
>about a year
>lol we just met a couple of minutes ago
>Alright so today you are going to fuck on camera?
>why don't you show me those boobs
>She pulls up her top and plays with them a bit
>Now lets see that ass
>She turns around and pulls down her shorts shows gstring
>now show me your pussy
>she pulls her gstring aside
>I'm hard as diamonds waiting for my cue
>Alright just take them off
>She pulls her bottoms off completely
>Can you masturbate for me?
>She sits on couch and starts playing with her pussy
>camera on me, what do you think of that
>I love it
>alright time for her to get fucked
>camera turns away from me and towards the door
>this massive black guy walks in completely naked
>he's already sporting a raging erection
>he walks straight up to girl and starts getting his dick sucked
>he takes off her shirt
>they fuck in front of me for an hour
>camera turns to me occasionally and they use my reaction to them fucking
>I want to die
>he cums all over her and they hand me a towel and ask me to clean her off
>I wipe the cum off her face
>alright there you go you can have your girlfriend back now
>I was used for a fucking cuck porn
No, he was human garbage because he loved to kill more than anything else, and he happily shot women and children. And you guys deify him for some reason. Canadian here, btw.
>No for being batshit insane and lying a fuck ton about crazy shit.
i honestly cant believe this. i dont think this is real...
>Implying killing kebab doesn't make you a hero
>Implying it isn't more good for this world than the three of you will ever do combined
If you like sandniggers so much why don't you faggots move to Sudan, I bet they would love to have you
It is. I'm so ashamed. The fucked up thing is I feel shame and it wasn't even my girl I don't even really know her at all. I just thought I was going to fuck her and didn't get to but my disappointment was enough to make it look like was watching my girlfriend get fucked.
Now people are going to see me and thing it's real.
I agree, it goes from totally normal porn set up to a giant black dude walking in and cucking him the first line of the next post.
See OP, this is why you pre-type. You post fast enough to stop people from jacking the thread, and you don't need eight million people to stick around and bump it for you. Jeez.
Just think outside the box for once, man. Imagine the States and Iraq had their military power reversed, for whatever reason. Some fucking mid-east soldier comes over and starts roaming through your state, picking off your friends and family. How would you feel?
I'm guessing you couldn't give me the definition of the word empathy without Google.
Oh god, did they tell you that's what you were making beforehand? How did you not get up and walk out as soon as you realized what was happening?
No. They wanted a genuine reaction. The worst thing about it is I asked if I could actually star in a scene in the future and they straight up said they don't see them needing me in the future.
All my dreams were shattered.
Fuuuuuck dude, I'd have been raging. We're there heavies there, just in case that exact thing happened?
unintentional sorry mate
Your source is bullshit
First off soldiers have been court marshaled and jailed plenty of times for killing civilians.
Second, this article is in the times which is constantly full of shit but not even mentioning that this is an opinion peace lacking almost no factual information
Third, both the guy writing it and the faggot he talked with were anti-war liberal cunts one of which only saw a single year in combat if that. The writer even failed to mention how long or exactly where in Afghanistan he served, I actually have friends who have served multiple tours and all of them have told me contrary to what these cunts profess
And finally jsut because you're stupid enough to believe all of this bullshit
It's what I was doing while reading you "source"
It's not like they don't have security, it's not like you can really mess with these kinds of people.
Was probably there for about 2 hours altogether.
Kind of but the bad feelings were stronger than the good ones.
meh, personally OP, i woulda just gone with it and made it a good scene with the reactions they wanted and gotten the 250$ and gone and bought some bud and smoked the memories away. id say you do something similar and either forget about it or accept it and move on. Just dont make yourself into a cuck, theres already plenty of those around.
It's not like I'm a real cuck. I didn't even really know her. But the thought that there's a random video out there that makes it look like I am is still pretty embarrassing. Not that I think many people will see it and if they do it's not exactly something people would want to admit and I could just turn it back on them.
>I'm just a struggling actor but you get off to cuck porn
I don't seems like the kind of thing you might get roughed up a bit for and you definitely wouldn't get paid.
Plus I still had hopes for actually starring in a scene myself at that point.
>guy makes up a couple stories(I counted 6)
>makes him batshit insane and a lying piece of shit
pretty much all but two of those stories he told could be perfectly true(the punching the guy in the bar for being a dick is obviously true, the man is a politician why the fuck would he do anything but deny that unless he never wants to be in politics again)
Flimsy shit is flimsy
Also that article was bias as fuck as well and making a bunch of insinuations, also very anti war.
For further instances you might want to make citations that are objective instead of leaning in any direction
good point. Im just saying thats the kinda shit that makes someone into a cuck because its a scarring thing especially if being a pronstar was a dream of yours. Like watching your crush getting fucked and masturbating to it and enjoying it when youre a teen would turn you into a cuck no doubt. Just let the thoughts about it come through and admit the things you dont want to admit then move on, its for the best OP
dis nigga right, if you don't confront it there's a good chance you might start liking the BBC or being a cuck in general
And that is something nobody wants except for feminists and gay niggers
How about you do that yourself friendo
The entire article reeked of anti war bias and there was even a video link halfway through the article about the politics of the movie
Oh look another jew who would have thunk it?
Also, the washington post is one of the most liberal newspapers in america(which is why you know Obama is in shit when even they have negative articles about him)
Dude is a faggot but I'm more than happy to provide you with a chuckle since you didn't sue a picture
Steal beams is bullshit lol
Being paid for by this piece of shit kike to help his buddies in Israel by funneling money to Iranians to pay the faggots who did it's flight school and death payouts however is not
Someone needs to archive this thread. My fucking sides!
Obongo told the Israelis to get fucked, the only US president to ever do so. He's in it for himself and nobody else.
How fucking stupid are you?
Also are you really going to deny facts that the hijackers were paid and trained by the Iranians?
Ignoring the fact that Larry took out the largest insurance policy in the history of the world mere weeks before it happened is being willfully ignorant as humanly possible