>Born in Norway
>Raised in Somerset, England.
I was doomed from the start.
A Septic who can proudly proclaim their own heritage. About fucking time.
once you've been contaminated with murican blood, you'll always be murican.
Whats it like to be fat and dumb ?
It's like being black with a white parent. You can have a white mom and and black dad, but you'll never be white.
There is no such thing as Murican blood, unless you're Native American. My mom grew up in Minnesota so I put her as an American flag, I have pure Swedish and Scottish lines that are untouched by other countries untill my Scottish grandmother met my Swedish grandfather.
Made one when I used to post on /int/
Not him, but,
Only in the South do people list "American" as their ethnicity according to the US census.
Which might sound odd to a lot of people (even to people on the East and West coast), but they are mostly homogenous, being of English and Scottish ancestry and being around for 400-200 years, I'd say it's fair to call them an ethnicity.
Most everyone else sees their ethnicity and nationality as separate things. I'm not sure if its good or bad. Definitely slows down the process of the US seeing itself as a nation-state, and undermines those who would argue the US has a culture and therefore immigrants need to assimilate to it. On the other hand, people are different ethnicities and races, and its evident by looking at them or their family names.
Basically, its hard to tell people what they should identify as, unless its something made-up on Tumblr.
Norwegian and blonde, but I have suspicions that my great grand parents from my fathers side are jewish but the rest of my mothers side are blonde. But It's said that we had one latino or spanish guy in our family from my mothers side, and my aunt has black hair and brown/black eyes and totally white skin while all the others from my mothers side are blonde or dark blonde.
>tfw thought to be aryan
>tfw may be part jewish because my fathers grand parents all had black hair and looked like gypsies
>even though blonde, my mothers side has one spanish dude in our genepool
Oh sorry, let me get some other points
>obesity at its finest
>most accurate stereotypes in the world (stupidity, obesity, ignorance)
>never won a war on their own
>has a nigger as president
>culture is keeping up with the kardashians, fast food, and people like nicki Minsk
>worst part is: they brag about their culture
Norske broder, visa hårfärg till en granne
All heretics must burn
Sir Adrian Carton de Wiart, my great uncle on my mother's side. He was Irish/Belgian and an officer in the British Army. He has a wikipedia page.
not thinking of yourself as a brtish immigrant is pretty sad to be honest
you've got nothing to be proud of kek
Both sides of my family hail from the Polish Lithuanian Empire, both born in Poland just after WW2, but paternal g-ma from Bialystok (polish-belarussian border) and paternal g-father from Vilnius(capital of latvia),
Mum's side of family from Kaszubskie region (closer to germany)
My grandfather and mother from both my mom and dad sides are from Belgium
Their father and mother also in Belgium.
But before that, yes some french blood and some spanish blood.
But i'm all 100% Belgian
Ever heard of Großdeutschland you pleb?
I'm flemish, I'm from belgium, so you could also rather say i'm from holland because belgium was together with the netherlands
(search: Kingdom of the Netherlands)
But still, i'm Belgian, I have a german name (Andy, no, not the english Andy) but still belgian.
Paternal grandmother is a direct descendent of African slaves. (nigger)
Paternal grandfather is Portuguese. (white)
Maternal grandmother is indigenous. (brown)
Maternal grandfather is German. (white)
Father is brown.
Mother is brown.
Anon is brown. Nationality of all parties is Brazilian.
>all parties are brazilian
Not him but, there's a lot of Japanese in South America, especially in Peru and Brazil.
About 10 years ago or so the president of Peru was Japanese, and although he resigned due to some scandals, I believe his daughter is pretty well liked politician there herself.
Further back my lineage is more English and eventually traces back to some old Scottish clans. Nothing from outside Britain in the last 1000 years though.
I have been told I look like western Europe lol, Blond hair, Blue eyes, 5'10, very distinct facial features and jaw line. It's really nice to be as Nordic as that, I really like it. Where are you from anon?
More than anything when I have gone back to those countries to see family an what not I have noticed I resemble Danish people the most. Most Danish people when I'm there approach me speaking Danish to me even though I really speak German the best and English. I know some Danish, but since it's Denmark everyone there speaks about 5 languages fluently so I just speak German to them. that is odd though, you are eastern slav and you have western looks and genes
estonians haven't really mixed with slavs that's why, we were ruled by nordic countries pretty much the whole time until the 1800's and you know after world war II, when stalin thought why not and the allies thought we don't care
Italian side's family has stayed in secluded villas barren of foreigners for hundreds of years. They all look the same (inb4 inbred fgt). Basically Roman. Romanian side comes from a rich Romanian family, but being Romanian is kind of like saying "I'm American", it isn't distinct.
No, it's called being redundant. The line is drawn at %50. I am laughing because people arr saying %15 thus and that. Lmao plebs, who contibuted to that? Your great uncles, nephew's, half brother? Ahah what a joke. 4Chan truly did die.
Do the ancestry.com DNA test. My grandpa thought he was 100% Italian, turns out he's 53% eastern European and only 37% Italian with other random traces.
No such thing as a pure line
Boohoo, you have no significant ethnic identity so you resort to composing yourself as menial amounts of other nationalities.. booohooo... you're just white and American, get over it.
ummm No, my parents were born in Denmark and Germany. so it's really not far fetched, I'm pretty much first generation American. sorry that your nignog jew line has no pride and isn't worth keeping up with. cunt
Ok stand the fuck back.
>12.5% Ashkenaz (German)
Speak the language, still can't legally enroll into a federally recognized tribe because of the retarded Dawes Roll Call laws. Also Jewish on my mother's side. I was raised on a combination of mystical Judaism and Native religion (sacred tobacco, sage, kachinas, medicine wheels, etc). We're a Mormon's wet dream. Pretty sure we're legit Israelites.
100% Pure Polak ... KURWA MAC
What hear when someone tells me they are 100% British.
If you're not 100% something or 50/50 something, then just shut the fuck up about your heritage, because at that point its just some fuckhead rambling on about "muh family the greatest love story ever."
These retards with their 12.5% Native American. You're a mutt just like most of your family.
The kind that points out that interbreeding is an inherent part of the human condition, well, that and an inherent part of all life really. Also I'm willing to bet anything you're not actually 100% or 50/50 anything.
You are clearly an American living in Mulatto2015 and have no understanding of various Asian cultures, which on a hush-hush level go: "interbreeding sucks."
Plus you sound like the most insufferable person to talk to btw.
it also points out the stupidity of nationalism or pride in your tribe. that is the shit that leads to xenophobia and wars.
if everyone just admitted that we are all just interbred mongrel mixes then we could all just get along.