Well I fucked up /b/
Today after masturbating I said Fuck it lets cut off my own skin bridge. I got half fine, but the other half hurts like a son of a bitch when I try to cut it off. I held down ice for like 10 min before I tried to cut again, but shit hurts. Guess I gotta finish the job...
What would you do /b/ ?
inb4 OP is a fag or should have gone to doctor, that shit is expensive and my healthcare didn't cover it. I tried that.
I've got like a dangly bit of skin on the underside of my little penis left from when i was circumcised as a child. every now and then i get the urge to take a scalpel to it and cut it off. this thread has just put me off.
>Enjoy paying for your infected dick retard
Did your arm get infected the last time you got cut from bumping into something sharp? Did your finger get infected the last time your cat clawed you and you bled a little bit? No. Your brain got infected though when you were born, sadly doctors couldn't do anything short of beating you over the head with a knee-bonker and killing retards isn't the most accepted thing in our society. I'll be praying for you.
OP here. Update the bleeding stopped. I am gonna bandage it and OFC I used rubbing alcohol on everything so I am not worried about infection. Just dunno if I can go to my doctor and get away with a lie like, oh it broke on its own while masturbating or some shit like that...
Or just leave it like this who knows.
Am I? Cause, like, you don't seem to know how infection works. Unless your just some filthy slob who never cleans themselves and getting the smallest little prick is life threatening.
mine just ripped first time had anal with gj.
the stories were true.. it was tight,
also, yes hurt like sonsabitch, waited it out, healed. all good now man
(this was ~2 years ago)
OP here again, I am not worried about scaring. I got this shit on the other side. Goddamn my parents for doing this to me...
Get a Jew to finish the job, OP. He'll even give you a complimentary blowjob.
Your dick looks like you've abused it to much. Use more lotion.
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Take a sharp knife & slice dick off. Just when u thought it was safe 2 come back to /b/.
finish the job fuck nuts.
Also go to the store and get some orajel or something to numb it even momentarily.
And for FUCK sake get some sterile gaze.
>in the united states of cuckold people mangle their own dicks to please the jews
>so much so that "skin bridges", keratinized skin and discoloring are all considered normal
I'm not insulting uncuts, silly bitch. I could just reply to you with "the only way uncut people can deal with their disgustingness is to insult intact people" i.e. mutilation. But nah. If you knew what sarcasm was, or maybe a joke, you would've gotten it. But it's /b/, what did I expect?
>mfw you think it's OK to post this shit here
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>being so much of a bitch you lie to your doctor.
just tell him you got sick of it and cut it and didn't feel like being gouged by hospital bills. what the fuck is he gonna do? be slightly disappointed?
actually you can get one if you are intact.
nope. You cannot get that. You may have a frenulum which is a natural part of the penis anatomy, but you cannot get a skin bridge.
Your case for example was not a skin bridge, since you cannot "detach" skin just by pulling on it. else your fingers would have fallen off a long time ago. Yours was probably just a case of skin merging from not having pulled apart in a long time. It's not a real bridge since there is no angioplasty between the layers, they were merely connected by the stratum lucidum which you CAN pull off without bleeding and exaggerated pain.
I remember being washed / being told to wash my dick below the foreskin and that it hurt and it was very hard or impossible to pull it back.
I know that there are other cures for phimosis and I would have preferred one of those over circumsion... At least I still have the foreskin. It just isn't above the head of my dick.