Listen, I know my movie sucks dick.
I'm just do this for the craft services.
Yeah I think that your glorious figure implies that...
>Not reading up on the Paul Blart EU
>Not spending thousands of dollars on movie quality Paul Blart segways
>Not cosplaying as Paul Blart for every convention
>Not keeping up with the Paul Blart metagame
What is wrong with all you pleb faggots?