I'm a divorced/recently single 30 year old dude. Have my own apartment. I'm a good looking guy.
I have a coworker who is flirting with me non stop. She texts me all night, sends me suggestive messages, photos at all hours of three night. We recently made a plan to hang out at my place and watch a movie. It has become increasingly obvious that she wants my cock inside her.
Here's the problem: she is married. She has been with this guy since high school, he is the only guy she had been with. They have a beautiful little girl together. She is almost exactly my age.
What the fuck do I do, b? Do I have her over and cream pie her on my couch, or do I politely decline her invitation for a "date" (her words)
I'm asking you /b/ros because I've been an anon since I was 23 and I know you guys will make the right call.
Fuck....dubs have spoken. I know now what I must do....
being a homewrecker is not worth getting easy pussy, seriously. enjoy living with the fact you were the tipping point that fucked their family up. that is a huge red flag for her. you should do her a favor and bring that fact up.
>if you are 30, decent looking, with some financial resources getting laid and moving on should be no issue whatsoever
I see what you are saying...
She is throwing the pussy at me though, if it weren't me, it would be some other dude.
Maybe I should just...not cream pie her in my apartment...
w/e, enjoy the consequences you fucking amateur. why even solicit advice when your mind is made up? i laugh at your lack of foresight
Friend her on facebook and masturbate to her photos. Print out her picture, and cum on her picture, and then take a photo of your cum covered penis and photo. Find her grandmothers grave and put the photo on her grandmothers grave and cum on it, also going to need a photo of it. Then print out a picture of her daughter and cum on that photo. Then create a new thread and post the results.
Why do you care? Her personal life isn't any of your business. If you don't want dip your tip in that, just tell her to stop talking to her.
You already got her this far knowing what you do, why do you care now?
Ouh yeah, because you're recently singled/new divorced and still long for intimacy, allowing it to fuck up your judgements.
just fuck her but dont expect anything more than that from her because if she is willing to do it to him, she will at some point do it to you. just set some boundaries and keep it friendly
Eh, your call, OP.
It could get ugly but for all you know, her husband could be a cuck and is putting her up to it.
Isn't enough info to tell, honestly OP.
I mean, worst case ontario, husband kills you.
Best case ontario, you get laid.
Make your choice
She wants to bang and has very little regard for her kids future or her husband. You are basically going to be her excuse to bail and shit will follow you at work
Let some one else take this one. The shitstorm to follow isn't worth some lukewarm pussy
If not with Anon, then with someone else. He's not wrecking her relationship. She is. He might as well get his end off in the process.
>I have a coworker who is flirting with me non stop
That's where you should stop. Don't shit where you eat.
Do the right thing, dude. Turn her down. There's always more pussy out there.
Besides, if she's willing to cheat with you, she may have done it before, and might give you the clap.
Okay OP, first and foremost you're a faggot.
Secondly, she's your coworker. Don't dip your pen in company ink. That's the dumbest fucking idea in the world.
Thirdly, why go through the drama? She's 30. This isn't a hump and dump bro. This is a hump with consequences. A hump that you don't walk away from clean. Shit will come back to haunt you.
Leave it alone you silly butt fucker.
Late 30s anon here.
Never shit where you eat, OP. This bitch will bring you drama and you don't need that. Job over de pussi.
You're an adult ffs. You shold know how to protect your lifestyle and job via layers of seperation.
If you tap her ass then you probably eat right after whipping your ass without washing your hands. Enjoy your cross contamination
She is basically saying "let's dip out of work early so we can fuck and I can go home to my family like nothing happened
1. Don't be a dick.
2. Would you want the same done to you if you were the husband?
3. Do you potentially want to be the cause of a little girl growing up without a parent or at least from a broken home?
4. The fuck is so not worth the baggage.
5. Hundreds of millions of other women on the planet.
6. Don't be a dick.
Depends on how much the job is worth. If it's a good job, don't - shit will spill eventually and you'll get a reputation. If it's not a good job - do it and who cares if you get a reputation.
I'm not going to try and argue from her families point of view, who fucking cares about some cuck and his bitch daughter.
Fuck the bitch and then kick her ass to the curb. She isn't looking for a relationship, she wants some dick. Give it to her, she'll make you her booty call, and you get a steady supply of poontang.
Plus, if you hit right, she'll tell others. Then you got all them bitches beating down the door.
I agree on this
>says the morally bankrupt immature lil faggot who hangs out on /b all day with no real life
not just computer world
look into it sometime when you crawl out of your parent's basement
we all get that you are incapable of looking at yourself in the mirror but apparently you think we should all come down to your level to make you feel better about yourself
look at you, learning a new word.
This has to do with common sense. Bitch wants his dick. bitch works with him and is already proving to be a lying whore. That's radioactive right theRe unless she wants to get her kid gobbling your knob as well.
If the bitch is worth more than the comfort of your current lifestyle , then fine. If not, then go hit up some wide eyed fresh outa highschool womanchild that just discovered 50 shades of grey and has a fetlife profile and lives 100 miles away.
though i morally object, if you really want to blow your load in her nothing we say is going to stop you.
objectively, however, hooking up with people you work with is a huge liability. especially in this context. what if husbo finds out and starts shit at your place of income?
Dude, you just finished with drama (Divorce) why add new drama? Besides, there is no reason for you to bang anyone at work, that's just stupid. Besides, something is wrong with that chick, she's got issues whatever they are and you don't to be dealing with a skank like that.
Remember there is a ton of great pussy out there some divorced, some single just enjoy it and don't rush into anything, you'll find what you are looking for as you date different women. Besides not only is it a waste of time to be banging a married chick, it could also be dangerous. No shit.
I'd set up a hidden cam to record the encounter. Bitches who cheat can be fun when cheating with you, but some can also be crazy (and complete cunts who will claim you drugged and raped her to "save" her marriage).
The real downside here is she works with you, not that she's married. Her marriage is her problem. Your problem is having to see that whore around you at work, where she can get on your case, accuse you of harassment, and just make your work day miserable. Also, careful you preggers her, because then the shit will really hit the fan. I'd walk away. Not because she's married (I've fucked at least 5 married women, most of which continue to be happily married - women are amazing at infidelity). Just because you work with her.
We can do you a favor and expo her to her husband by giving us some randomish pics she has sent. Or just tell her to back off or you'll tell and I hope you have your stash of pics and texts to prove who said what, because she could turn the story on you at any moment if she feels like shit is going to come down on her. Fuck you up at work and pretend to be the victim.
Do It Op I believe in you. fuck her at work so you both have something to loose
>1. Don't be a dick. = wrong
>2. Would you want the same done to you if you were the husband? = 50% on this
>3. Do you potentially want to be the cause of a little girl growing up without a parent or at least from a broken home? WRONG
>4. The fuck is so not worth the baggage. TRUE
>5. Hundreds of millions of other women on the planet. IRRELEVANT
>6. Don't be a dick. WRONG
Just don't be stupid and get involved in something that is going to fuck your job up. The rest is bullshit.
Yeah what he said forget all those feeling, and fuck her because you're an animal
karma mother fucker. plus dude might fuck your face up then when you finally scrape some homely skank with your last 5 teeth and bent up nose ... and get that fat bitch ... she will cheat on you. come on obviously
been there before. she was married with 2 kids, and I had a gf at the time.
I took the plunge and slept with her. She left her husband and I left my gf. Been together for 2 years now.
my advice - only sleep with her if you see yourself staying with her
tell her you'll only do it if she bring her daughters dirty underwear with her... make her lick the crotch and tell you it tastes so good... record it... send to her husband... you get your dick wet, husband gets the kid, woman kills herself... best all around solution
fuck her but take video/pics then send it to her husband saying you're sorry but he had to know his wife was a cheating whore
You're a cool dude OP. Don't do it. It'll be awkward because you work with her.
The finer she is the more likely you are to get your ass beat. The good looks you think you have will not help you vs jealous/enraged husband. You could literally die. For her to even put this shit decision on you, fuck her off as hard as possible. Cunt.
You need to ask yourselfWhat are you looking for right now? If you would feel guilty about it don't do it. Keep in mind if she just wants a cock she will get it somewhere.
Fucking do it, only a pussy would say no.
But be safe :)
OP here - Plot twist...we both work for the US government and pretty much...can't be fired. If drama happens we get transferred, that's really all that happens.
Been working here for years and nobody has ever been fired.
Probably too late to step back... if she is a crazy bitch and you refuse her the D after according to "date", everything could happen
Accuse of harassement, confession to husband... everything...
"that's really all that happens" only.. on Earth you get fucked up for homewrecking/wife-stealing. Maybe both of you. That's war. Your life you decide. post all bait pics now cuz that cunt is bait.
He's not fucking it up, she is. Wtf the man is single he can fuck himself with a dildo nd let the neighbors hear him wail. It's his life.
OP might want to hold off because the coworker situation though. It can go 3 ways - he declines and she either find dick elsewhere or gives up. Sounds like she's thinking of leaving though.
Other 2 options she comes over, they fuck and either she's cool and back to situation 1, maybe they get together or some weird shit, or OP gets option 3 - bitch is crazy and obviously wants to fuck/cheat, meaning she doesn't give a flying FUCK about cause/effect: you risk her trying to blame you for home wrecking, could lose your job, get the ire of your coworkers etc.
I love crazy pussy but OP keep the crazies outside work. There's so many woman out there.
Personally I'd invite her as I'm thirsty - just enjoy the company, get some beers, and see how desperate for your dick she'll get. If she earns it, go big and creampie, up the ante. Go big or go home.
HAHAHAH BETA FAG
NOBODY CARES< THE WIFE IS A SLUT AND SHE IS FLIRTING WITH OP AND IT SOMEHOW NOW IS OP's FAULT?
THIS IS WHAT FEMINISM IS GUYS, FUCK THESE BETA WHITE KNIGHT SJW FAGS
JUST FUCK HER OP WHO CARES
>All these people giving a fuck about some unknown married couple with their stupid kid
I wouldnt care about this shitty family if they were burned alive
Just fuck her, kill the kid and the father later
>Giving a fuck about some beta guy with a daughter
This is why you are all virgin fucks, what the fuck is he gonna do? Murder OP?
That wife is obviously a slut with the brain of a child, because she is a cheater
Fuck her, take pics, send the pics to the father and the teachers at the kids school for epic lulz
I bet you guys are too pussy for that
Do you know where you are m8?
This is not even edgy, im not even trying to be edgy or do I know how its supposed to be
It is the truth however, OP fucking wants to fuck her too otherwise he wouldnt come here to ask us
Who cares about that father and that shitty kid? Do you know them? Are they your blood? No.
Fuck them right, who seriously gives a fuck about shitty family's. its all pain anyway
I'd rather my wife brought home someone from work to cream her at our place, instead of her just coming home freshly fucked.
OP here, drunk and bumping with some cumshot fakes I did earlier today
have a greentext story to prove it
>be 30 also
>meet a chick on tinder
>has a kid
>i say fuck it cuz im alpha as fuk
>go over to her house one night
>hubby at work, kid asleep in his room
>we fuck for hours
>her hubby calls from work
>i tell her to blow me while she talks to him
>she does it
>i blow a load right on her couch
>she texts and calls constantly for about a week
>tell all my friends
>some give me high fives some tell me im a piece of shit
>smirking thinking about it right now
Okay, /b/ros....here's the plan.
I'm gonna have her over.
I'm going to have a hidden camera running.
I'm gonna jerk off around lunchtime before she gets here so I'm not thinking with my dick
If she is desperate to get fucked, I will let her know that I don't approve of her cheating on her husband but its really none of my business
I'm gonna let her know that theres no chance of a relationship between us and if she wants to have sex as two consenting adults then I am willing to oblige
and then I'm going to wreck her pussy like Paul Walker was driving it
Paul and her have something in common
They're in the rides of their lives
Honestly dude.. Fuck that noise. I got involved with a married chick at a young age and all it got me was a bunch of crap. The pussy ain't worth it when she starts dragging you down with her. Also, if she'll fuck you, she'll fuck other men. It happened to me, and I urge you not to make the same mistake.
Don't be the one that will make this family explode.
Confront her. You're 30, not 15. Tell her you "like" her, but you won't make a move with a married woman.
See what she says. Maybe she'll clarify the situation. Maybe she's divorcing and will soon be available. If not, don't be the guy that will ruin this family.
If I were in your position OP I would just fuck her. I'm also a morally dubious drug dealer, so perhaps my advice isn't necessarily the best. As a fellow anon I want to see you fuck this bitch, because we're /b/ros. Love ya man, hit it for me once.
Do you think you can take her husband on if he were to find out? And if you can take him on physically, how well? Well enough he knows it and will grab a gun or just barely and he'll fisticuffs? If he's grabbing a gun dont do it but if your willing to fight him then by all means do it, not your life you're ruining, just rememeber you're a piece of shit for it, but Id totally cremé pie the shit out of that
She endeds up pregnant she isnt gonna tell her husband and baby daddy that its not his
Don't do it. It's a shitty thing to do and if you ever get cheated on or have you know it sucks.
She'll eventually probably fuck some other dude but don't let that shit be on your conscious. And if you have the balls then let the husband know what's happening so he can gtfo.
Hey bro, just thought i'd share my input on this. I don't know how old you are or whatever but i was engaged to this woman and she cheated on me. Thank god she did, because i avoided a marriage/kids/bullshit like that, but it literally eats me apart every day. Everyone here will call it cuckold or whatever bullshit and hey it might be, but at the end of the day YOU are going to have to live with the fact that you fucked some slut who means the world to another dude. You can say it means nothing to you (and it very well might), but it will come back to haunt you in one way or another. I know for a fact that if i ever see that fucker i'm going to jump on him and beat him to a pulp without any words spoken - i'm either leaving in the hospital or in a police car due to assault. I wouldn't want anyone else to be on the other side of that because the level of rage this type of action inspires is indesribable. If this guy knew how much I wanted to rip his throat out he would be terrified to walk out of his front door. I wouldn't want anyone else to be on the other side of that.
Alternatively, if the guy is unlikely to do anything, you're still kind of a piece of shit for wrecking a family like that. Kids are some serious shit man. You know that deep down or you wouldnt' even ask this here.
True that. Don't be a pussy OP. You played it safe with a marriage for way too long, time to wyle out.
I'mma come out and say - don't "politely decline."
Either go for it or tell the husband. You're either gonna straight paladin this, as white knight as it gets, or you're not. No pussying around where you don't get laid but you still leave her situation as a ticking time bomb for her family.
In all likelihood, this isn't about you. You're probably not special enough that your "polite refusal" will transform her marriage into a healthy one.
Amazing tits but that bra looks fucking nasty dirty.
Would still fuck though.
OP, fuck her. Is she hot? She's married. She's safe.
It's too late to say no, anon.
You should have dissuaded her from pursuing you right from the beginning. Now that you have replied to her early morning texts, you can't back out now or you'll become a social pariah at work.
Every women in your office knows about what's going on between you to. She has used her voice to make her own thread just like this one in the ladies bathroom at your office.
Fuck her and fuck her well. THEN stop returning her phone calls.