You might not look too bad if you hadn't drawn all over yourself with fucking markers. Btw, your tats look like fucking shit
body mod so hardcore itll make your dick fall off
Well, you're appearance makes my dick turn inside out and play peek a boo with my butt hole you're so horrendous. I guess when what you see in the mirror everyday is that disgusting you'd want to fuck it up with holes and retarded drawings
it's not that hard, you put your weird ass name as the filename of the pictures.
Yup, fatness confirmed. Next time clean your filthy asshole before taking pics please
Omg it's full metal jacket!
Really looks full retard
Thanks for proving my point by standing sideways and showing your fupa and fat ass.
Shit on by who? I'm not the dumbass posting my name on a place like /b/
What a horrible stunt to make him do. I mean diving into a literal pile of shit was bad, but having to kick that fetid cunt? Bleh...
you make me sad just go the same way as your retarded boyfriend
<-- this way
I've seen quite a few actually. No idea what that had to do with her brown shit stained asshole that needs a good bleaching.
Ashley lynm photography? Sounds fun, did they help with these shitty photos
Welp, that's enough for me. I'm going to bed. You guys have fun with fatty fatty shit tattoos
fuck you you havent even seen em up close
I was making a jab at the poor quality of your photos, I wasn't actually suggesting you had professional help with the shit you've been posting.... you would have to be pretty stupid to think that
Obvious troll is obvious, husband. You as transparent as "he" is douche bag.
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE! ... That fat bald thing it a GUY?!
These tits in the white shirt with lesbo boots are so convincing.
"He," that is OP, did.
You are the worst.
Gawd, Mr., you are about as gay as they come.
Sideways nigger hat and stapler in one pic and fake faggot skinhead in the next.
Fuck off faggot tool. Get your own identity.
EDGELORD FAGGOT FAKE POSER BITCH.
im jerking off to all your replies about my hot wife
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
This is like, the worst thread to ever hit 4chan.
Please get fixed and don't ever have kids. I lost all will to masturbate now, which was my sole purpose for getting on 4chan tonight.
Better yet, An hero OP.... An hero....
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
this is real not fake, come to my fuckin town i drae you
I bet anon will, you look like a neonazi faggot fucking a horse
>Taking bait and acting tough on the internet
>thinking a reaction pic is a shoop of himself
Holy fuck dude, you really are retarded
Mine aren't fake either
But I can hit you from a mile away.
Totally down with the pron; however, wtf is going on in this thread /b/?! Porn or white power faggots that got a hard on for s/luts?
That has got to be one of the fugliest heads.
You are a perfect example of a butterface.
The horrible haircuts and terrible tattoos don't help either.
I don't even want these pics or have any hate for you or anything. Just giving you an objective opinion on your appearance.
>his 'bird' has similar faggot hair
>acts like hard master race
>wears black laced boots
>do you even race war?
wtf you think im fucking stupid or something im not endangering my family but i swear you come near me I'll teach you the fucking lesson of a lifetime
Chill out anon faggot wants /b/ mastah race, topkek, and posting weird pron?!
Not gonna lie op. You two seem happy and that's rare in this world. Good luck on your adventures together.
The fact that you're so fucking gay taking pictures of yourself flexing and aiming guns at the camera makes me laugh my ass off. You're like a fucking picture on a yu gi oh card.
you obvs dont know anything about lifting.
i know enough to know the difference between weight training and lifting you fucking retard...
The ability to sport a bicep doesnt make you strong you fucking pleb.
go back to alabama and continue fucking your sister. I'm out
Holy fuck this guy is gold. He just keeps delivering.
you don't even know who you're talking to, before i deployed I was a silver glove
and the force only hardened me up so fuckin watch it and dont come around here talkin game you can't play.
Please tell me someone in screencapping this shit
Ahm 6' 2", ahv gaht long blonde hair, and ahm biiiiiiiii-sexual. So don't fuck with me bro
bitch you knw im sexy, I get told all the time I look like Jason Statham (from transporter), I know it
I'd love to just be in the same room as you so I could hear the dumb shit that spews from your mouth. I'd laugh my ass off then truck smack you in the back of the head, then manual away for some crazy combo points.
i was fuckin ass raping towelheads up in guantanamo bay thats how manymuslims sucked my dick, bfag
I don't need to suck a bunch of army dicks to get called a man. I'd just have to give your bitch my dick once to make her leave your downs syndrome incest jason statham looking ass.
Shit just got boring, Spidey posting out, unless moar is to be had by other nons; com'on /b/ make meh prooud!
If you're so fucking tough and big OP, you'd make a video telling us how fucking tough you really are. Lets see how fucking big bad and ballsy you are you fucking faggot camel jockey.
Hey b/ro, no baits to be had, enjoi the show and fuck off for the night; tired meow..
Man, I look at shit like this and just wonder what sort of lives people like these two lead. What kind of jobs do they have? What do they do for fun? What constitutes "nice things"?
BTW, I'm in Alabama. If you're actually in state, just tell me the town. I'll leave Tuscaloosa and be in front of your city hall in the requisite amount of time. Black BMW coupé with UA tags. We'll document this meeting in another thread. Bring your wildebeest with you.
I bet op thinks he/she is unique but fails to see everyone else (edgy teenagers) look exactly like that. It's cringe worthy when I see people with tats and extra holes on their body. It's gross op.
Pfc I love you. Can I hold you from behind while you please here? I like your big arms and you're tender looks. Do you do piop?
Hell yeah, I'm from northern England. You look like a little faggot to my people. Id gladly beat you unconscious and steal your flak vest. Hell, I might even take your gross lady.
Auto screencap, for lulz later, and for real, last post*
You look like a couple that met on Craigslist after fucking other dirty HIV positive shit infested people and just gave it to each other after bathing in your girlfriends cyst corrupted asshole. Accurate?