g'morning b, ☺
Tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
dats very nice of you
what kind of missions?
g'luck with your return bro.
yeah, that's a good idea.
learned something new.
thats a pretty pussy .
Here's a better view
good deal man. hope you get laid twice.
Death sounds so boring. Even more boring than a life spent browsing shitchan/bae/
if you suicide you can't into Valhalla
gotta wait for a worthy battle to die in
I don't have sauce but I do have another
>mfw i'm not on deployment cycle
i just spent miserable hell at big university on a fucking intro computer science course and i'm worried about getting a C and then i check my community college i've earned 85 credits, two degrees and two certificates at and they offer it in the SUMMER, ONLINE and i'm about to get wasted enough to pass out, say "fuck you" to my last day of school--i'm still taking the final and will study hard over the weekend--and instead go to register this course and then get diatomaceous earth at a growing shop.
i was ready to die two days ago and last night i got fixed. if you want to die, just wait a minute and something might provide a solution. there is no free will in life, just a ride and it changes a lot. if you're going to kill yourself, you will. you probably won't. just wait.
>Got good money
>15% mortgage left on my house at the age of 29
>Getting married in a few weeks
>Going on a month long holiday with my new wife after that
>After 3 and a half years of hard work went from 138.8 kg down to 80kgs and then swoled up to a point where i am extremely happy with my body.
Whats there not to love with my life. The thought of killing myself never comes to mind.
looks like a fun room.
Because I found this book called Real Time Relationships, and I'm gonna go to therapy as soon as I can. I'm starting to get my shit together man, there is no quitting now!
who cares. longs as he got his.
on the other hand, you're friend did care enough about you, to try to prevent you from leaving this plane of existence.
He sounds like a good friend.
maybe they do that every day, and are meh.
yes, b/c i can bust a nut w/o caring about the female vessel that facilitated it.
I like my life. Though I do wish I had some family sometimes but that's ok.
kek at you have the stamina to exhaust your girl.
she needs more than 3 pumps.
No barkin from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freakin niggaz everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a nigga's direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day
Left my nigga's house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep, so deep
So deep put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high bea
Why do you pick up the phone when they call?
You owe them nothing, my friend.
I'm probably in the process of leaving my family too, but I don't know yet because I'm too scared to talk about my feelings with them.